Judge Stephanie Saunter told Lindsay Lohan in court yesterday that she has to complete at least 16 hours of community service in the morgue before her next hearing on November 2nd or else! TMZ says that LiLo told friends that she’s really serious about her community service this time and she’s going to go to the morgue every single day until her hearing to prove to the judge that all those other 5 million times she fucked up was just a fluke. LiLo was supposed to show up to the morgue at 8am today and since this is Lindsay Lohan I’m blogging about, you know what happened next.
LiLo’s assistant called the morgue and told them she was going to be 10 minutes late. When 8:10 hit the clock, the morgue was still LiLo-less. At one point, a morgue worker thought they spotted her lying on a gurney, but when he threw an 8-ball at the floor, it didn’t move. Not LiLo. But fuck up’s greatest ambassador finally sashayed in at 8:40, but was quickly shut down and turned away for being late. LiLo immediately spread her cheeks, pulled an excuse out of her ass and threw it at her Twitter page:
With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I’ve never been so happy to go to therapy!!!! Also, I’m sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner’s office. Won’t happen again, now I know where to go! Thank you for your help.
LiLo’s rep said that she couldn’t find the entrance and all of the media chaos made things confusing for her. The Coroner’s office let the Probation Department know that she was late who in turn told Judge Stephanie. LiLo wasn’t required to be at the morgue today, but TMZ seems to think that if she wants to show the judge that she’s not thumbing her nose at authority, this is not how she should do it. I think we’re way past the point of LiLo “thumbing her nose at authority.” At this point, Blohan has grabbed authority by its nuts, chopped it into a fine powder and used her thumb to snort it up.
But I do love that this dumb bitch is trying to say that she couldn’t find the front door for 40 minutes. If LiLo really wants to get to the morgue tomorrow, she just needs to put on the same make-up she put on yesterday (see above), call an ambulance, lay down on her living room floor and then wait for them to take here there directly!