Open Post: Hosted By A Melodious Nightingale

October 20, 2011 / Posted by:

The next time Beyonce is passing around the mic for fans to sing into and she comes across a soon-to-be mortified woman who is begging with every muscle in her face to not force this humiliation upon her and it looks like she’s about to shit herself into a puddle of lukewarm embarrassment, Destiny’s golden child should make her sing anyway, because that shit is funneeeee-oooooh-wooooooooh.

It didn’t faze Beyonce, of course. She’s used to it. Because just like this fan, Beyonce’s best friend forever GOOPY Paltrow sounds like a deaf manatee warbling out doo wop while giving butt birth when she tries to sing one of her songs.

via Say OMG

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