Lindsay Lohan's New Addition To Her Mug Shot Gallery Of Beauty
Lindsay Lohan is one flash closer to dethroning Khia as the mug shot queen (and also one flash closer to becoming the new Faces of Meth timeline) thanks to this glamour portrait she posed for yesterday afternoon after Judge Stephanie Sautner took back her probation again and ordered her into a pair of handcuffs (which I hope she stole and stashed in her chonies to sell on eBay later). This is the sixth (the fifth one we've seen) picture of pride that is sitting inside of a frame on White Oprah's mantel. I have to say this isn't LiLo's best work in front of the mug shot camera. You can give better mug shot, bitch!
The good news is that somebody took a Baby Wipe and some Desitin to those diarrhea streaks that were scooted on her cheeks. The bad news is that this is some Who Ya Gonna Call? shit. Bitch looks like she should have one of those red NO symbols over her for several reasons. It's like Lurch time warped into the early 80s for some good coke. One cheek is stepping to the left and the other cheek is stepping to the right.
Meanwhile, as soon as LiLo stomped on the floor of the courthouse, out came a pussy-kicking roach who ran straight to the media to give his expert opinion on why his daughter's teeth look like she's rinsing her mouth out with the water from a broken toilet in a rest stop bathroom. Michael Lohan said this to Jane Velez-Mitchell on her HLN (via Radar) show yesterday:
“She’s an addict, she doesn’t care and she’s in denial. She’s smoking either crack or meth, either one or the other. I’m not going to shade it. I want her in a treatment program for a year. Nothing is going to change in her life. She’s going to be appearing before judges in the future if she doesn’t get help, instead of doing community service in the morgue she’s going to wind up in the morgue."
I'm not one to defend LiLo's dumb bitch crack antics, but if I had a father who looked like the dried foreskin from a turtle's dick and couldn't stop opening his trash hole to the media about what a fucked up mess I am, I would permanently move into a sauna that only puffed out crack smoke. Oh, fuck me in the think hole, I just gave LiLo an idea.
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Wait a second. She has until 11/2 to do the 16 hours, right? So what if she didn't show today? Why is that an issue? She can just do one this week and one next week, right?
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Dog - she didn't show up.
She's yet again FUCKED herself.
The judge is NOT going to be happy.
Dark Knight - if she started crying after they cuffed her and she had mascara streaks, etc, they would allow her to wash her face.
@ Dog
She did not show up
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/19/lindsay-lohan-morgue-no-show-probation-boo...
This bitch is unbelievable.
I'm just incredulous of how she just does not give a fuck.
M.E., did she get there yet? Hangovers are bad enough, and you know she has one. Imagine having to work in the morgue with a hangover? God!
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i have a crush on harvey *hides* and yes I know he likes the peen
OMG LMAO RE LILO A NO SHOW! AWESOME!
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She is flying high in that mug.
Drug addicts, especially when they think they might be thrown in the clink or rehab do as much shit as they possibly can before so as a last "Hoorah".
And yes, she's on meth.
Meth does not start rotting your teefs from day one. That is a huge misconception. It takes years and years of abuse, to the point where you lose everything and meth is your daily food when your skin starts to crawl and you try to pick out the bugs and you forego all hygine and stop giving a fuck, then your teefs start rotting out of your head.
Harvey Levin used to practice law. Then he became the legal correspondent for CBS - respected in both arenas. Now he's just a gossip weasel. I can't stand his efforts to be cool. I mean, how old is this guy again?
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I'm sure Lindsay will be the first Oscar winner with a dozen mug shots.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
So this is how Blohan is gonna prove she's on track?
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/19/lindsay-lohan-morgue-no-show-probation-boo...
The judge is gonna love this.
I can't believe she didn't show up to the morgue today. Guess WO was too busy calling up the media and talking BS about how Lindsay will get back on track instead of taking her daughter go get on track.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:21am.
I wonder if BloHole actually understood what the judge said about doing CommServ at the morgue. They only allow 8-hour shifts and are strict about that. So she plans to do more than two 8-hour days prior to her next court date??? I think not.
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She was supposed to report for duty at 8am. By 8:20 she was still a no show, if she shows up they will turn her away, contact probation dept. and they'll contact the judge.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! Didn't this bitch just less than 12 hours ago claim she understood why the judge was being so harsh and would work every single day up until Nov 2 at the morgue to prove she was serious?
MMMMMMMMmhmmmmmmmm. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I was looking at some old pics of her. She always had a cow lick hairline.
Still pretty, just needs to get back to work! Real work.
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Re: Qaddafi, how the fuck do all these dudes in that neck of the woods go from ally to enemy of America??? Saddam, Bin Laden, on and on. Apparently our federal government is a worse judge of character than Woprah. In fact maybe we all would have been better off if she fucked Qaddafi instead of MiLo. Nah, Qaddafi would have terrorized the shit outta us for that!
not only does harvey levin have no standards but he also uses his site to promote his own agenda(s).
this death photo of moammar serves twofold for levin, sensationalism and his pro-israel stance.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:45am.
Hekki, when she has the auburn hair and bangs she looks great. Well, before all of the injections into her face she did. She could look great again if she laid off the substances, laid off the injections, laid off the cigs, let her hair go back to the auburn, and had a personality transplant. That's not too difficult, is it?
^^^^^ HAHA!! What Dog said!
I also loved how her lawyer yesterday admitted that Lindsay hasn't been getting much work lately, and yet her spokesman just said last week that she's a "glorious" and "sought-after" actress. So which is it? Shawn Chapman needs to cut her losses and focus on more deserving clients.
She has more mugshots than yearbook pictures.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:15am.
Cheezuz, TMZ is showing pics of Ghadhafi's dead body! WTF!!! Is that Gossip?!?!
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even worse is the video. jeez, i wish i didn't click on that.
OT- wondering when Linds will hit rockbottom. six mug shots should be a hint you need to change something.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:15am.
Cheezuz, TMZ is showing pics of Ghadhafi's dead body! WTF!!! Is that Gossip?!?!
Oh I know! One of my FB friends posted it to their wall. WTF? Who wants to see that first thing in the morning....or ever??
I wonder if BloHole actually understood what the judge said about doing CommServ at the morgue. They only allow 8-hour shifts and are strict about that. So she plans to do more than two 8-hour days prior to her next court date??? I think not.
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She's going to be cleaning toilet poop at the morgue.
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As I understand it, there is little chance she will serve any time at all; ever. Even if the judge wanted her to, which she referenced, there is not enough room in CA jails for the violent felons so all others are being put on probation or house arrest. Her face doesn't look ravaged enough for her to be on meth. She's smoking rock. As a recovering DRUG (heroin, crack, coke, fentanyl, whiskey, etc.), I can't imagine any of this will have an effect on her. It's hard to think she'd want any "help" when she glides on gilded skates of miracles and ends up high again. The best part for her is, that she has her probation officer letting her leave the country!! Is she sucking his dick or is that guy the most naive idiot on the planet?
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:57am.
Whatever the fuck she's doing, wish she'd stop, this joke hasn't been funny for a while ..
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Cheezuz, TMZ is showing pics of Ghadhafi's dead body! WTF!!! Is that Gossip?!?!
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Submitted by Dog: " '...we’re told she has promised to go to the morgue every day between now and her next hearing on November 2.' She can SAY whatever she wants. The follow-through should be interesting. Cue Linnocent snorting formaldehyde. "
Yup. She will NEVER be able to follow through on that promise. Of course, she will have a handy "medical" excuse for not being able to do it.
I'd be impressed if she actually did it, though. I think that, back in the day, she had a decent work ethic. But with all the delusion and drugs, she really can't work the way she used to.
*shudders her scumbag father is right this time. i really don't give a shit if she ends up in the morgue on a slab. hohan's been given far too many chances already and she's still acting like a spoiled brat bitch who thinks she's above it all. fuck that.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 9:02am.
When the photos came out and everyone was shocked and laughing at her she was totally mortified.
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We've been laughing at her ass for the last 3 years, she just got the memo now?
She needs to get her head out of her ass or whoever's ass it's in lately.
Submitted by yummy_pizza THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to say that but I was too lazy to type it out!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Lindsay just didn’t realize how bad the problem had become. When the photos came out and everyone was shocked and laughing at her she was totally mortified. She arranged the first appointment she could get and sorted out the issue. She takes pride in her appearance and knows she needs to look good at all times, it’s how she makes her living.” Sure, THAT mortifies her. Not the hooking, not all of the legal drama, not being handcuffed in open court for the twentieth time.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:44am.
So can someone assplain to me where she is going now? Is she going to jail now, until her sentencing hearing? Or is she out on bond, and she can go home?
I don't understand!
The judge revoked her probation so has to be remanded but of course she had bail bonds dude waiting in the wings so she was let go and has to appear for the hearing on Nov 2nd. that's where they will question her probation officer, shrink, etc. and then the judge could and prolly will throw her in jail for a 1 year and half but will only do 20% of that (i'm not great in math so ..whatever that is). As the judge stated probation was in lieu of jail and she chose to dick around and do things her way and so she has exhausted the good judge's patience. She is to show up at the morgue at 8 this morning and will have to do 8 hour shifts. Sorta like going to a real job like us but without the lovely distraction of goofing on DListed ;)
I don't know why people are rooting for this mess to have a come back. Bitch doesn't deserve it. C'mon, she's burned too many bridges, treated everyone like crap, and thinks her shit don't stink (move that cone, I'm Lindsay Lohan). She is not a nice girl. Let some sweet, deserving, and worthy actress have success. Lilo can just disappear for all I care.
She was never a promising actress, and I don't know why people seem to think so. Sure, Mean Girls was a success, but I don't see why that makes her great. She sounded like a mono-toned chain smoker in that movie.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
From Celebitchy:
*When Linnocent was booked, somebody accidentally identified her as “male” rather than “female”. It must have been the drag queen makeup. Except that even drag queens wouldn’t wear this much hideous blush.
*TMZ’s “sources” (we know it’s you, Mother Crackhead) say that Linnocent plans to wow Judge Sautner by doing her morgue hours… and then some! Linnocent plans to check into the morgue today, and that she “says she’s so serious about impressing the judge … we’re told she has promised to go to the morgue every day between now and her next hearing on November 2.” She can SAY whatever she wants. The follow-through should be interesting. Cue Linnocent snorting formaldehyde.
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Meth and/or crack. That scumbag father of hers is right. FOR ONCE.
This is one time I actually agree with her father. But she seems beyond any help now. She's proven she doesn't want any and doesn't take it seriously. I'm not sure what will make her want any help, with the exception of dying, and by then it will be too late. I unfortunately see that in her not-so-distant future. Not much to make fun of anymore. She's done.
"She'll have that blank stare when Large Marge asks her if she wants to swap sauce in showers in county on Christmas Eve"
i differ on this. i think she'll have a twinkle in her eye.
for when it cums to hairpie, linds does not have a discriminating palate.
submitted as evidence : samro
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Whatever the fuck she's doing, wish she'd stop, this joke hasn't been funny for a while ..
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Thanks, rukidding me. That's nice for her.
Even if she does spend time in the clink, she'll get protective custody, or whatever Paris Hilton got. Special treatment.
Once she gets out of jail, she should just move to Europe, where they apparently revere her.
She looks really creepy and scary in the second mugshot. She needs to finally hit rock bottom before she cleans her shit up, but when is that going to be?? Can she keep getting any worse?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
On Dr. Drew, Danette Meyers said the reason she tried to keep BloHan's charges on the felony level is because that way she would HAVE TO do time, which is what she needs. She said the judge shouldn never have reduced it to a misdemeanor and by doing so, tied the prosecutor's hands and also didn't help BloHan. She said anyone else would have been prosecuted as a felony.
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You guys are right. RDJ was nominated twice, I thought he won one year. Bye Bye brain, one foot in the nursing home.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:36am.
...downey jr sucked the cocks off the hollywood elite to get his cumback...
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Bingo. Dat de troof. He's a capable actor but c'mon, he was a mess.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:39am. Okay, now don't throw shit at me unless it's money. But if you didn't know how cute BloHan used to be and how well she used to clean up, and this is the first pic you ever saw of her? You wouldn't think she looks bad at all.
Yea,other than the fact that she looks completely dead in the eyes, her nose is visibly lopsided,her cheeks look like she is smuggling acorns and her lips look like 2 earth worms. Yea, not bad at all. Come on now. Why can't this girl just pull a Drew Barrymore and get her sh*t together!? It is possible.
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As I understand it, in California, if you're on probation and your probation is revoked, which is what happened here, you can still post bond and get out of jail until your revocation hearing, which in this case, I believe is scheduled for November 2nd. So, she had a bail bondsman standing by and he posted her 100K bail and she is out of the clink for the time being, at least until November 2nd. I can only tell you that in Pennsylvania, if your probation or parole is revoked, you go directly to jail and you do not post bail and get out. You're held in jail until your revocation hearing.
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Wow...seeing the whole gallery of her mug shots reeeeeeeeeeally tells a story.
I still don't feel an ounce of sympathy for her.
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Is it normal procedure to get to wash your face before a mug shot?
Or are the still giving blohan preferential treatment?
Hekki, when she has the auburn hair and bangs she looks great. Well, before all of the injections into her face she did. She could look great again if she laid off the substances, laid off the injections, laid off the cigs, let her hair go back to the auburn, and had a personality transplant. That's not too difficult, is it?
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She'll have that blank stare when Large Marge asks her if she wants to swap sauce in showers in county on Christmas Eve.
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So can someone assplain to me where she is going now? Is she going to jail now, until her sentencing hearing? Or is she out on bond, and she can go home?
I don't understand!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:31am.
Well, Robert Downey Jr made a rebound and won an Oscar but as I recall he didn't have parents everybody despised.
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Actually RDJ's been nominated for two Oscars but has yet to win.
God LL is pathetic.