A Very Good Reason For Why We Should Cancel Christmas
Some doctors might say that I burned away most of my brain cells from watching every season of Footballers Wives at least 12 times and from snorting the insides of a Dexatrim pill as a dare once. But the truth is that they all ate themselves out of madness from working retail during holiday times and listening to the same 15 damn stupid Christmas songs over and over again.
This song, that is already #1 on iTunes, will join the evil army of yuletide melody terrorists this holiday shopping season. It's Jason Mraz burping repeatedly as a lesbian beaver from up north breathes out mistletoe(and cameltoe)-killing note after mistletoe-killing note. It will ruin your holidays. It will also be the reason why you'll have no gifts to give to your loved ones this year. Every time this mess comes on in a store, you'll have no choice but to punch everything and everyone in the aisles as you run out of there to crash head first into the nearest tree. Your loved ones will understand. It's a natural tick.
Also, note to Justin Bieber: When the shawty you're calling a shawty is about as shawty as you, you shouldn't call her a shawty. You should call her an astallasme-ey, or something.
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I really know what you're meaning, the repetitive Christmas songs are killing me too, but it doesn't have to be that bad. You could always wear earphones and listen to whatever you want, this is how I survived last years Christmas shopping and managed to get a really nice real christmas tree back home without a care regarding the music around me.
Christmas seriously isn't too far off of rapidly. It's now the proper time to set out to considering of the actual nice current regarding Merry Christmas. For most people.
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He looks exactly Like Hilary Swank In Boys Don't Cry.
The Bestest Christmas Movie ever...
A Christmas Story.
"You'll shoot you're eye out"
imma be under the mistletoe? shawty with you?
i feel suddenly luck that i don't celebrate christmas...
i love how the card is signed "justin bieber" in the video.
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Can the little bitch actually drive the vintage porsche in the video? Who Knew?
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
he actually said reindeers! was there no producer or 25 other people in the studio to tell him that's wrong???
Justin has matured into a 'wet-dream come true' for all eldersister pedophiles!
cute kid...cute song...what's the problem, grinch? bitter much?
He will never top "Lohan Holiday". Ever.
Had he recorded the appropriate for him "Santa Baby" I would have watched the entire thing.
The best Christmas movie by far is Home Alone.
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal. And a happy new year!"
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
My daughter made me watch it. I can't help but think it sounds just like Nickelback's "Photograph".
So, um...it sucks twice as much?
Irish, your enthusiasm sums up my feelings for Christmas! We finally added Christmas songs to our repertoire in my choir class! I've been starting to get into the Christmas spirit these past few days, but I'm waiting to let my Christmas flag until after Halloween.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
My 10 year old son has a personal rule. If the girls like it, it must suck. He says that especially applies to Justin Beaver.
The sooner dumbazzes stop buying his crap, the sooner he'll disappear into obscurity. He needs several slaps to the face.
Christmas is ruined.
That was about as good as the big pile of shit I just picked up from this one here...
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I want to find the bastard that gave this little dweeb a record contract and shoot him in the head. I blame pre pubescent girls for this atrocity.
OH MAH GAWDDD!!! Did you just reference Footballers' Wives?!?! Best guilty pleasure ever created!
I couldn't help it - I watched. Song sucks. But... is that HIS perfume the girl is spraying on in the video?? Love how he smells it like it's something new to him.
I love Elf too, and Home Alone and A Christmas Story.
Shameful, but we also love Jingle All The Way with the Terminator!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles for Thanksgiving.
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We're both Christmas babies too - sucked as kids but we're used to it!
We have an annual coctail party at home, great food too, Mr Fury goes with mini boy-Fury to cut a tree and they go out for hot chocolate after. We either have family in or we travel; this year we're alone for the first time in years but we may have friends over for the day. We have a couple of other parties too, I love to dress up, bring gifts and have fun with friends.
I just love it all and I love Christmas music too!
My favorite day is Christmas Eve. Busy, exciting, full of anticipation! Neighbors in and out and just all sorts of greatness!
STOP, I CAN'T STAND IT, I CAN'T WAIT!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:18pm.
I love ELF! One of my favorite movies!
Yay! More Christmas fans! My only gripe is when stores ruin the spirit by starting too early(my mom always said Christmas season starts with Advent and ends with 3 Kings Day). But December feels like a festive celebration everyday with yummy food, presents, good company(love my family), decorations, etc. Yes, it does have religious meaning and I know I'm a very bad Catholic but its all just so much fun.
As a proud Canadian let me just say...
...you can keep him! (and Avril)!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
I love Christmas. My b-day is a few days before and I LOVE it (and sometimes hate it). As soon as November hits, I listen to the music (I prefer the very old stuff though so I won't be listening to this JB song) and watch Elf.
This year im especially excited because winter will begin on MY birfday!
*pin rose on nose*
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 3:06pm.
@ IrishFury-I love to turn off all the lights except for the Christmas tree and roast marshmellows until they look like ashes and drink cocoa.
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Rose Nylund??? Is that YOU????!
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Is it just me or is JB not maturing. He is either some mad scientist's evil, robotic creation or he is taking anti-puberty pills. Which is it?
@ IrishFury- Dec. is also great for making fires... in the fireplace(oops, almost let my arson fettish out). I love to turn off all the lights except for the Christmas tree and roast marshmellows until they look like ashes and drink cocoa.
Oh, Boney M! Mary's Boy Child!
That band was awesome!
Brown girl in the ring! Tra la la la la!
*googles to see where they are now*
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I HATE ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC.
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"She's supposed to be an actress, from what I hear."
-Judge Stephanie Sautner
Even Jesus won't put the Bieb on his iPod.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
This a good sign. Artists don't put out Christmas albums unless their other music;
a) sucks
and;
b) isn't selling
People like Christmas. People like Christmas songs. Putting out an Xmas album is a cheap (and underhanded) way of giving a no-talent artist decent sales numbers. I'm thinking the Lesbeaver has jumped the shark.
Except Boney M. Their Christmas album was just so perfect it overshadowed their other great music.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
I hope someone tells him he's white for Christmas.
Congrats unemployed bum, on your sobriety!
*note to self, put Baileys away when UB comes over to sing carols*
It's a month of parties and get-togethers and with little kids, their excitement is so fun to see. You also have the entire month to get them to do ANYTHING for fear you-know-who won't give them a gift. We're secular about Crih-ness but we do go to Church on Christmas Eve. Hard to lose that habit, I think and the early evening service is fabulous.
Mr Fury and I are also Dec. babies!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:46pm.
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! As soon as it's Dec 1, up with a huge tree, decor, candles, apple and cinnemon and spice scented plug ins, log fires, drinking lots of Baileys and yes, we do SANTA and will until the mini's don't believe anymore!
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Christmas is great. December is my favorite month because hubby and I have our birthdays, my sobriety date, christmas, and new years all rolled up into 31 days. And I love putting christmas lights on everything. Bieber is trying to hijack that fun... using the word "shawty" no less.
Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:39pm.
OMG! That Moves Like Jagger song sent me into a RAGE when I heard it at a restaurant last week. I was then subjected to the video and I swear, I would like to beat Adam Levine to the ground because of it!
So, no one listened to Bieber and no on will click on the song.
How do you all dislike him if you don't know what he sounds like? I am totally sure that once you have sampled his angelic voice, you'd hang up Justin's posters on your walls and wait in front of hotels with the other 200 12-year-olds.
Just kidding....he sounds shit.
pandora radio. Beiber doesn't exist in my world,except when I read about him here.
Oh my God - who is he to call another person "shawty"! In fact, he shouldn't be saying "shawty" at all, little Canadian white girl! Shawty be for de rappas!
I LOVE CHRISTMAS! As soon as it's Dec 1, up with a huge tree, decor, candles, apple and cinnemon and spice scented plug ins, log fires, drinking lots of Baileys and yes, we do SANTA and will until the mini's don't believe anymore!
After that, my seasonal affective disorder kicks in hard until the end of April and I'm a horrible mess.
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Wow. That was horrid.
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LOL @ astallasme-ey
Just today I was forced to listen to the radio while driving and everyother song on every fucking radio station was that moves like jagger shit. FML, can we at least TRY to get some variaty? I bet they're gonna cram this song down our throats too.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 2:32pm.
AWFUL! Why do people like this hack?
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I think it is mostly little girls who adopre this annoying little fuck.
Oh, and I hate when people use that word, shawty! So fucking stupid!
Gag. Just another reason to hate Christmas.
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Douchechill!
Never ever heard a Beiber song and I hope I never do.
AWFUL! Why do people like this hack?