QOTD: Patrizia Gucci Just Wants To Water Her Plants

October 19, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

This gold diamond beauty may have the face of a perfect glamorous angel whose air kisses taste like lip liner and money, but she has the heart of an ice-blooded evil monster. Patrizia Gucci was sentenced to 29 years in prison back in the 90s after she successfully ordered the hit of her ex-husband Maurizio Gucci, heir to the Gucci fortune, because she wanted more alimony. Patrizia is up for parole and when she went in front of the board at San Vittore jail in Milan, she said something that is the hottest and yet cuntiest thing I’ve heard today.

“No thanks as it would mean getting a job and I have never worked a day in my life. I would prefer to stay in my cell and water my plants and take care of my ferret.”

I don’t know whether to slap that crazy bitch or slap myself for loving her.

via Daily Mail

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Glamour, Quote of the Day

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