Panty Creamer Of The Day: Joe ManJello And His Lady Friend In Hawaii

October 19, 2011 / Posted by:

And here I was thinking that the mythical ripped stallions of pure beef from the magical land of the International Male catalog were not real creatures that existed in life, but then Joe Mangliaonowhatevernamesarecheap proves me wrong once again by bringing out his He-Man doll body in Hawaii yesterday. You know, normally I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute, but staring at Joe’s steel cum gutters… Oh, who the hell am I trying to fool with this “I prefer” shit. I prefer anything that doesn’t suddenly remember he has a kidney stone to pass when he grabs onto my lonjas before making the love.

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