Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Courthouse Party

October 19, 2011 / Posted by:

The poster mess for Teeth of Meth and the trick who makes not giving a fuck looks like a profession is back at her home away from the crack house today to face Judge Stephanie and possibly face a year in the chokey for caring about her community service sentence the same way she cares about scraping the meth smegma off of the rotting nails in her mouth. TMZ has the best live stream that I could find in case you want to play a drinking game with yourself by downing a shot of dirty crack pipe water every time she rolls her eyes. You better have the number of White Oprah’s favorite back alley doctor on speed dial, because you’ll probably be drinking yourself to an overdose since I just saw her roll her eyes thrice in a row.

UPDATE: I’ve thrown in a few pictures of LiLo sashaying onto Lady Justice’s stage while keeping it demure in the color of innocence. I’m a little disappointed that LiLo didn’t violate the media’s idea of courtroom decorum by showing up with her titty cleavage and hard nipples out again, but I am mostly disappointed with the shit she scooted all over her cheeks. Drop the gavel and drag her to the prison showers, because that make-up does count as indecent exposure. That shit on her face looks like a bronzer skidmark. Bitch has got Xtina dirty panty face and that’s not right.

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