File Under: Why Did I Watch This?
A nightmare was born in my stomach and crawled up my throat, dragging a dozen heaves with it as I watched this disgusting ass video, so since I’ve always been your best friend I’m bringing you down with me. Stop nibbling on your morning breakfast of a fried egg and tube noodle sandwich for a second and close your throat.
Gawker points us to this gross shit starring Louis of Food for Louis, a dude who is like the nastiest episode of Survivor and Bear Grylls rolled into one British package. Louis will put anything in his mouth (it’s your lucky day, White Oprah) and has already filled the garbage dump in his stomach with dead roaches, a mice-accino (aka blended mice) and other kind of horror show foods that you have probably unknowingly eaten yourself at McDonald’s. And for his latest episode, Louis eats a live scorpion.
Nasty fuck. Louis should’ve used that scorpion as nature’s tweezers and plucked those wolf pubes over his eyes instead. Just no. This is like a scene out of Madge’s boy toy initiation ceremony. In the future, I hope that Louis leaves the live insects alone and puts something even more terrifying down his mouth hole. I’m talking about Snooki’s tongue, Charlie Sheen’s used panties or any food item made by Sandra Lee.