Afternoon Crumbs

October 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Carla Bruni birthed out the first child born to a ruling French leader since that Napoleon dude, but I’m just using that news as an excuse to once again post this picture of her with the light of my life! Carla better name her new daughter Chantal Booya SarkozyPeople

It’s like looking at the Charlie’s Angels cast (the Drew Barrymore one) after dropping massive amounts of homemade acid – Lainey Gossip

Obama speaks for the people when it comes to the KardoucheiansThe Superficial

Four-wheeler doggy loves leaves – Towleroad

When you see it, you won’t unsee it – The Daily What

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might not even be married legally – Celebitchy

When are we going to find out that Kim Kardashian’s dresser used to be a professional sausage caser? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If Hilary Duff is also going to carry her human baby in a pet bed taco, then she’ll make a wonderful mother – Hollywood Tuna

7 reasons to hate humanity – The Berry

In sickness (but not depression because we don’t get that) and in health, til death by Xenu throwing you into a volcano do you part – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart bit down on her lip a little too hard during filming of So What and the Seven DwarvesICYDK

Kate Hudson’s brown wig was just a brown wig – Popsugar

Maria Menounos looks about as thrillingly exciting from the side as she does from the front – Popoholic

The ass on Joe Gorga’s bottom is more attractive than the ass on top of his neck – OMG Blog

America is butchering Misfits now – Videogum

And a million line judges are cackling at Serena Williams’ Alopecia wig – Crunk + Disorderly

Meet the man who can knock your jaw straight out of your skull by teabagging you – SOW

Shut the fuck up, JLoI’m Not Obsessed

The lucite gods will forever hate me for thinking this washed-upon-the-shore trick was Shauna Sand Cityrag

Michelle Pfeiffer is looking good – Hollywood Rag

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