Afternoon Crumbs
Carla Bruni birthed out the first child born to a ruling French leader since that Napoleon dude, but I’m just using that news as an excuse to once again post this picture of her with the light of my life! Carla better name her new daughter Chantal Booya Sarkozy – People
It’s like looking at the Charlie’s Angels cast (the Drew Barrymore one) after dropping massive amounts of homemade acid – Lainey Gossip
Obama speaks for the people when it comes to the Kardoucheians – The Superficial
Four-wheeler doggy loves leaves – Towleroad
When you see it, you won’t unsee it – The Daily What
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might not even be married legally – Celebitchy
When are we going to find out that Kim Kardashian’s dresser used to be a professional sausage caser? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If Hilary Duff is also going to carry her human baby in a pet bed taco, then she’ll make a wonderful mother – Hollywood Tuna
7 reasons to hate humanity – The Berry
In sickness (but not depression because we don’t get that) and in health, til death by Xenu throwing you into a volcano do you part – Just Jared
Kristen Stewart bit down on her lip a little too hard during filming of So What and the Seven Dwarves – ICYDK
Kate Hudson’s brown wig was just a brown wig – Popsugar
Maria Menounos looks about as thrillingly exciting from the side as she does from the front – Popoholic
The ass on Joe Gorga’s bottom is more attractive than the ass on top of his neck – OMG Blog
America is butchering Misfits now – Videogum
And a million line judges are cackling at Serena Williams’ Alopecia wig – Crunk + Disorderly
Meet the man who can knock your jaw straight out of your skull by teabagging you – SOW
Shut the fuck up, JLo – I’m Not Obsessed
The lucite gods will forever hate me for thinking this washed-upon-the-shore trick was Shauna Sand – Cityrag
Michelle Pfeiffer is looking good – Hollywood Rag