Soulja Boy Busted For For Weed Possession

October 18, 2011 / Posted by:

To echo TMZ’s headline: Youuuuuu got arrested!

On the day that the DVD of his new movie comes out, the mutant secret hate child of a snail on meth and Ashy Larry was put into handcuffs and shuffled off to a police station in Temple, GA this morning after the cops found a “ton of weed” and $70,000 cash in the car he was riding in.

I was wondering why I was never born into a Georgia family, kept a clean record and graduated first in my class from the police academy. Now I know why. Because if I was the arresting officer, I would’ve “confiscated” the weed party and cash as “evidence.” Then I’d put on my serious police officer voice and let Soulja Boy know that my “daughter” is a major “fan” of his “music,” so I’m going to make his morning by “letting” him go this time with just a verbal “warning.”

I would’ve delivered that line with so many winks and quotation fingers that Soulja Boy would’ve thought I was putting a black magic curse on him via a face seizure and he’d never speak of this again!

Soulja Boy and the 4 other dudes who were also arrested are currently sitting in a cell, waiting to be charged. You know, they should go ahead and keep Soulja Boy indefinitely for being an accessory to this act of wrong:

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