Brit Brit Is A Criminal

Why are they in London? Aren't there any liquor stores to rob in America?

Britney laughing all the way to the bank? Are you serious? Get educated. She's hardly doing any laughing about money. Everyone is getting paid BUT her.

Take entertainment industry & media classes you schmucks.

WOAH NELLY, this is fuckin RANK...horrible, terrible, couldnt get through her singing this whole song, its really bad!!!

I like the video. Looked like she was enjoying making it, too, rather than just going through the moves. She looked pretty and her body looked great!

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 11:24am.
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I know where you're coming from. My best friend in college also suffers from mental illness, and like your friend severe depression also ran in her family (she once told me that many of her extended family members back in Germany had committed suicide. Even her own great-grandmother tried to kill her own children in their sleep). Rather than facing the problem head on her mother (who was her only guardian) decided to bury her head in the sand and not have the girl seek help. She was too busy trying to play the cool best friend rather than her mother. My friend even tried to kill herself a few times. Walking away from that friendship was the hardest thing that I've ever had to do, but I eventually realized that the only way she'd ever get help was to finally admit that there was something wrong.

Ever since that I've had a soft spot for Britney, because it's obvious that the poor girl is lost and to a point has just given up. Hopefully what Bexicle is saying is true. The girl's been pimped out most of her life and her heart's just not in it anymore.

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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]

oh brit brit, she's so lucky she's a star but she cries cries cries in her lonely heart thinking.. if there's nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night.

im not a fan of medicated britney....

i wanna see the bat shit crazy britney bitch.

So she meets some random unnecessarily violent tweeker with crayola tattoos and they run around town stealing, sleep most of the day, have some sex..yea sounds about right.

She looks really pretty in this video! The song sucks, I think it has to do with her voice. Why does she always put the guy she is dating in her videos?

I enjoyed watching Jason whoop the piss outta the old bf. Britshit has really grown on meh, kinda like a fungus but hey I like it :o)

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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

So a video aimed at Brittney's core fans, little girls from 8-16 needs a scene full of simulated sex in it? Sheesh!

Her body looks good, her weave is busted, the song is horrible. That about sums it up.

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EWWWW asparagus pee!!! That is the fucking WORST. I love asparagus but that shit is is some serious stank 30 mins later.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

I liked the song and the video. I think, with Britney, it has turned into a "I have to hate her to be cool". Has she always been on top of her game? Hell no! But hatin' just to be hatin' is ridiculous!

Someone more musically inclined explain to me what they keep doing to her voice...the weird computer synthesizing every note fades into.
Terrible. Bad song. Think they stole the whole Papa Don't Preach thing off Madonna but put Mama into it instead. He's a bum bum bum. Ugh.

I like the song and the video. She looks healthy in it. Obviously I know that it's been through post production, but it doesn't look overly overdone. To me at least. I do wish that they would go easy on autotune and robot voice though. There's no need for it, in my opinion. Just let her voice be, even it out a bit, but don't make it sound like a singing chipmunk. And I can't hate on Britney, even if I'd wanted to.

OK. This video sucks for the following reasons:
1. Awful awful song. 'Bum bum bum'- I LOLed my ass off

2. Sucky acting, piss poor drama, stale ridiculous concept.

3. I only watched this insult to my ears because they filmed it in Hackney, my hood, and the council was furious that she ran around the streets with a replica gun without permission, Hackney having some of the worst gun crime rates in the UK, our authorities don't want to glamorise that shit. But she could have filmed this anywhere! No street scenes, no landmarks, nada. Totally pointless on location shoot. London Fail.

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I LURVED this song when I first heard it on FF. Glad she decided to make it into a single.

Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 1:45pm.

Her voice is notably different these days but it's probably down to chain smoking for the last 10 years, which is also the official excuse to why she can't sing live very much.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 10:34am.
Oh, and do you think she put enough perfume on that one spot on her schneck

and it wasnt that toilet water shit she peddles

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I think this video was made as Brits foray back into acting. Jason is the better actor, sorry Brit. This one isn't so bad and Brit looks very awake. Wonder if the sex scenes were odd for them to film. Been a fan since The Mickey Mouse Club days and have all her cd's. I too hope she'll be able to retire and just be a mom which I think is what she truly wants... get married again for all the right reasons and have more babies. I truly hope she isn't as lost as many think. When I hear her talk it's her VOICE that concerns me. She doesn't talk like she once did. She's forever nasally now or something.

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To those who say 'Why doesnt she just retire' - Britters is locked into a contract she signed in 1998, that required 7 studio albums and a tour for each studio album released.

Britney tried to get out of the contract during 2007, her record label went against legal insurance advice and didn't drop her. (Remember LiLo was dropped from SAG for similar reasons).

Regardless of whether she is really ill, Papa Spears believes keeping Britney doing the only job she's ever had, will keep her busy and doing something.
Hence the conservatorship, which is a legal agreement made by her family to MAKE her fulfill her obligations, and thus show her family court that she is capable of being an adult.

This album is her last on her contract, she hasn't resigned and many think she won't. Her tour and album have sold badly this year with no promotion, she doesn't want to do this.

For a Mother, the choice of sex scenes in the video is the tiniest bit odd, I cringed. Her piece is also a paid minder, cant her fans get their heads around that?! Britney suffers the same problem as MJ did, living in a prolonged Childhood.

OKAY YA'LL OKAY WOW WITH THE BOOT ASS TAX!

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PSL, I understand what you are saying. Maybe she doesn't want to do this stuff anymore, but she sure as hell wants to stay rich. In many of her interviews before she was heavily medicated and monitored, it was about the money.

I just think of the millions of people who bust their asses every day for a year for what she makes in 30 seconds of weave-tossing. I feel more sorry for those people than I do for her. If she wanted to quit, I believe she would. But as thick and as crazy as she may be, Britney KNOWS that she can make maximum cash for minimum effort expended.

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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 10:55am.

Thanks, and nice avie. I love neon.

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Deb, I know a director on a Talk Show. He was there when Britney did a skit. he said she was like an abused animal. Skittish, jumping at everything- she did not want to be there, and she is claustrophobic.

That is why I say she needs to retire. She doesn;t want to do this shit anymore.

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Now it's the same old song, but with a different meaning since you've been gone
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 11:39am.
I have said it before, but I wish her handlers would let her retire.
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What, and NOT make millions of dollars by getting her to show up, let others write her songs, dress her, let others bodies double for hers in videos, let auto-tune take care of the vocals, (then she can make a half-hearted effort to move her lips to said vocals in "concert"), let her stomp around, shake her ass and arms in sexy costumes, let Photoshop take care of the posters advertising her clothing lines and stink juice.

I don't feel sorry for her one bit. Mentally ill or not, she's cackling all the way to the bank.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

MK, you nailed it. As ridiculous as her helium-auto-tuned singing.
The Britney Hologram strikes again! Making millions with a minimum of effort.
Damn.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I have said it before, but I wish her handlers would let her retire.

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Here's the official video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfcXWBEyumY

It's not there. Grrrr. I missed it!

Did Jayson's chest say Geese and his hands say Pete Wetz? That's totally what I read them as.

Can't help it, I love me some Brit Brit. I know some folks think she's an Illuminati-programmed slave and who knows, she could be. But mental illness can also descend on women in the mid-20s. I had a really close and dear friend who, I think, descended into paranoid schizophrenia at that age. It ran in her family, was strongest in her aunt, who the family refused to institutionalize (and God knows they could have, she was so dangerous). My poor friend was always afraid of inheriting the "family curse" and eventually, she got really strange at a certain point. Dropped out of her doctorate program, thought everyone was wicked and out to get her, believed everyone suspected her of pregnancy (wtf?). Became more and more afraid of socializing. Thought my boyfriend was gonna rape her (again, wtf?). Eventually she stopped talking to me too. I guess I became one of the bad people. The last time I saw her, she was standing alone at a movie theater. The way she looked at me, you'd think I was her worst enemy at some point. It was especially sad, because she was a brilliant girl, a great and true friend. Anyhoo, I guess that's why I have a soft spot for Brit Brit here.

She looks better than she has for awhile in this video..aside from a little chunk and the bad weave.

I love crazy Britney!

CHEETOS & FRAPP FOREVA! <3

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stefystef, NO it is not. Thank goodness, or I'd have to go kick Britney is the face.

Her voice sounds so high, which is another reason I know it is the computer. She has been smoking since she is 15, there is no way she can hit high notes anymore.

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Now it's the same old song, but with a different meaning since you've been gone
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thank god i didn't eat lunch yet

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 9:49am.

What I hate about BS is her tireless peddling of the super-pornulated bimbo sexbot ideal. Yeah, I know she didn't invent it and that our culture is to blame for expecting this from women. But when she complies with it, she reinforces the idea that all women need to be blonde plastic sexdolls, which makes the world shittier for the rest of us who would rather be treated like actual human beings, not objectified penis holsters.

And this provokes my wrath.

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Very well put and my wrath too.

Hmmm, her boyfriend Jason Trawick looks ripped in the video. I wonder if they used a body double for the sculpted pecs/six pack shots, and the nekkid sex scenes.

I refuse to watch this video, but is it a remake of Fiona Apple's Criminal?
That is a great song and and great album and I am sorry that she allowed her career to go to pot because she was really good in her day.

Oh, back to Britney. She's so last decade. *LOL*

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Can't be fucked watching this, have not heard a Britney song since that Piece of Me crap.

I will NOT watch this video crap but ...

"The raw emotional acting that should win several lifetime achievement Oscar Mayer awards!"

... is the best, funny prognostication yet for bad acting.

May I quote you Sir Michael K???

Oh no! I'm too late! I still like Britney. Her music has never been great, but it's usually fun and catchy. I also like that she has never been a phoney liar like the rest of them, she lets her crazy shine!

How can I leave judgemental drivel on here if y'all remove the damn video??!!
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"The bobbies shooting at bitches for robbing a convenience store!"
I read this "the boobies..." *sighs* It really is all about boobs for me. Sorry. (not really)

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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

ITA on the rage inducing 'moves like jagger' song especially when performed live.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

All of her songs are childish as hell because she's stuck in the mentality of a 14 year old drama queen.

Is it autotuned? Britney's voice doesn't even sound human, it sounds like a chipmunk with a stuffy nose singing.

Submitted by sillykat on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 10:28am.
Thanks for the link BitchHouse.
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You're welcome, it was actually someone else's link. This video, lol …she went from an abusive, woman beating, narcissistic douchebag to an abusive, anti social, narcissistic, probably borderline assclown, who would probaby slap a woman too under the right circumstances, i.e. rob her at her bodega.

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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.

Oh, and do you think she put enough perfume on that one spot on her schneck?

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Now it's the same old song, but with a different meaning since you've been gone
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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 10:23am.
Can't watch the vid at work, but the song can't be any worse than "I Wanna Go" (or whatever that mess is called). I want to kick whomever is responsible for making fake whistling sounds in choruses popular. Between Britney and that "Moves Like Jagger" song, I'm in a red-faced rage all the time.

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It's way worse. Sorry to hear about your rage but i'm glad to know i'm not the only one.

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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.

yeah, she's a bit vacant behind the eyes, but at least she looks fresh faced?

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