Monday, October 17th 2011
Things That Exist: Paula Deen's Butter-Flavored Lip Chap
YES! Your dream of having lips that smell like Paula Deen just wet scooted across them can finally come true. At Paula Deen's restaurant in Savannah, GA, liquid butter pours out from the faucets, the toilet paper is butter-scented and you can also put a little South on your mouth (Why does that sound like a polite way of saying rim job?) with her butter-flavored lip balm.
Now, Paula just needs to put out a line of butter-flavored lube and she'd make my life. I mean, using a whole butter stick is so annoying. I hate having to pick the stray hairs off before I put it back in the fridge.
via Grub Street
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Blue Q used to make a really good strawberry champagne lip balm. It smelled SO good!
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Paula is gross. :(
I knew a fat girl in high school who used to chomp down chapstick like that was the only thing she was going to eat all day. She must be in pig heaven with this shit.
oh gawd. even though i am one of those children that used to hoover butter like it was going extinct, i cannot agree to this. unless you're about to make out with a corn cob. then it comes in handy...
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Gross.
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Mani....heehee
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I've gone down South with my mouth...and I like it.
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i want to try that lypsl stuff, you get that in the drug store? only lip stuff i have that i like is the neosporin brand and aveda lip saver. the rest of it all feels the same.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
*VOMITS*
This is a joke right? RIGHT???????????
*huuuuuurls*
The only lip stuff I love is Mountain Ocean Lip Trip.
But I'll try Evil_Shoe's recommendation, too.
Drinking enough water is the best way to keep your lips happy.
Re: Elizabeth Arden's 8 hour fix. I haven't used it in 20 years, so maybe the formula has changed, but it was mostly lanolin.
When I started using pure lanolin for breastfeeding, I recognized the scent and texture immediately.
Has to be better than the shit that tore holes in my lips (GET OUT OF THE GUTTER Y'ALLLLLL) ... Carmex ... and created one hell-u-van addiction. But now, everyone hates it when I bust out the baby jar of Vaseline ... I am truly ghetto-fabulous with my shiny plump lips. MUAH....pfffft pfffft...I hate it when fibers and sticky junk accumulates at the lips corners. O_o
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"YOU FUCKIN PUSSY... GIT. ON. IT... LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT FLOATING AROUND YOU, DUMBASS, GET ON SOMETHING ELSE... DO IT!! FUCK YOU, DIE ALREADY!!" jack-in-the-hat 10/04/11
I want the pecan pie one!
As a former chapstick addict, I'll post my knowledge. People get addicted to them because once you use them on the regular, your lips stop producing oils to moisturize them, so you keep circling the lips. The shit in them isn't really helping either just a quick fix (this includes the department store products). What helps? Lypsl - original formula. It's in drug stores often on a side panel not with Shitsticks. It's organic. I have used every damn stick from here to overseas including expensive shit from department stores, trust. My skin doctor told me about it. I asked her "what's in it that makes it work so well?" she said, "it's what's NOT in it".
Carry on.
___________________________Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
As a former chapstick addict, I'll post my knowledge. People get addicted to them because once you use them on the regular, your lips stop producing oils to moisturize them, so you keep circling the lips. The shit in them isn't really helping either just a quick fix (this includes the department store products). What helps? Lypsl - original formula. It's in drug stores often on a side panel not with Shitsticks. It's organic. I have used every damn stick from here to overseas including expensive shit from department stores, trust. My skin doctor told me about it. I asked her "what's in it that makes it work so well?" she said, "it's what's NOT in it".
Carry on.
___________________________Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
As a former chapstick addict, I'll post my knowledge. People get addicted to them because once you use them on the regular, your lips stop producing oils to moisturize them, so you keep circling the lips. The shit in them isn't really helping either just a quick fix (this includes the department store products). What helps? Lypsl - original formula. It's in drug stores often on a side panel not with Shitsticks. It's organic. I have used every damn stick from here to overseas including expensive shit from department stores, trust. My skin doctor told me about it. I asked her "what's in it that makes it work so well?" she said, "it's what's NOT in it".
Carry on.
___________________________Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
It sure looks like the sign says 5 flavors, but there seem to be 6 listed:
pecan pie?, peach cobbler?, key lime pie, banana pudding?, pumpkin pie?, and butter cream?
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 12:52am.
And add any of Estee Lauder's lip products to this list. I love all their makeup!
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If you can read the background, it actually says 'Butter Cream' which is a cake frosting. So not really Butter.
If you can read the background, it actually says 'Butter Cream' which is a cake frosting. So not really Butter.
doesn't this disgutsing, nasty whore make enough money already?????
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But this IS my alt!
Apparently someone purchased the lip balm and it is butter flavor. http://instagr.am/p/QfWzG/
I don't think it is butter flavored. It's not a good picture, very blurry, but it looks like the last flavor is butter cream. So it would taste like icing.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
ICKY. The best lip moisturizers ever :
Elizabeth Arden Lip-fix ( holds lipstick and works for men,too)
Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream
Borghese
Dior creme abricot cuticle cream
Any Chanel lipstick
Clinique Almost lipstick
I wouldn't be surprised if the bitch had fried chicken flavored lip balm. The bitch fries everything!! She would deep fry herself if she could
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
I'm a lip balm addict too but no way in hell am I buying butter flavored. Right now I am wearing Caramel Apple flavored from Haunt.
I'll save you the money of buying Threadgill's recipe book.
Make grits
add butter
add Velveeta
add garlic salt
Awesome side dish.
You are very welcome :)
I will say this, hailing from VA, I'm not a fan of TX BBQ, so I make my own. More vinegar based,
Paula Deen's Hot hot wing sauce WORKS (jab the fork in it and pour it on)
No, I'm not being dirty. This is my serious face..
It's good
She and my granddad would have made a great couple. He thought that Dutch gin was a great cure for anything, up to and including fixing holes in tapestry (he was legally blind). For Deen it's the same, only her fetish is butter.
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I think people are unfairly judgmental of Paula Deen because she isn't young, thin or hawt. It's OK to be old and plain if you're a dude, but not for a woman.
Also, saturated fats aren't bad for you. That lie is at least 100 years old. Mark Twain wrote about how byproducts of the cotton growing industry were recycled into a cheap cooking fat, and how the companies did everything they could to persuade the public that butter was unhealthy. None of it was true, they just wanted to sell Crisco. Sad that it's still going on today, but those processed oils are more profitable than butter.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
She has a great recipe for london broil...that's about the only one I've used.
Not going to buy the lip balm.
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Other flavors are key lime pie (the green ones) and banana pudding.
Source: http://www.styleite.com/beauty/paula-deen-butter-lip-balm/
I'd buy the key lime pie one, too.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
Nasty! butter flavour...
omg it would be worst if it was butter flavoured lube.
sorry but that thought just makes me want to vomit lol.
i prefer strawberry flavour, for lipbalm that is... not lube
I'll buy that shit.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
For the other lipbalm freaks here, mylipstuff has something like 500 flavors. I've tried bacon balm before, it was just ok. The worst ever was the pickle one, blech.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Submitted by unemployed_bum
hahaha about that chapstick addiction. An ex boyfriend of mine used to have a really fucked up sized collection of chapsticks and lip balms. And I gave him this really cool box to keep it in. It was a Sanrio character themed box with the Keroppi frog on it and I let him have my Hello Kitty chapstick too. I never got the box back and I'm so bitter about it.
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I have a bad addiction. I have a tube in my pocket at all times. And at any given moment, I may have at least 4 tubes near my person. For my birthday, I got a total of 16 tubes from I Sprained My Uvula and another friend. It was the best birthday EVAH! LOL
Get your box BACK!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
I want one!!
She DIDN'T say it wasn't lube and DIDN'T say which lips, MK. Although why you wouldn't use the original I don't know, unless you're "on the go".
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:04pm.
I'm addicted to Chapstick, but HELL NAW! Even I have standards. *gag*
And unemployed_bum, you no like bacon???? Inconceivable!
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I know! Sometimes I think my food snob card needs to be revoked for that offence.
hahaha about that chapstick addiction. An ex boyfriend of mine used to have a really fucked up sized collection of chapsticks and lip balms. And I gave him this really cool box to keep it in. It was a Sanrio character themed box with the Keroppi frog on it and I let him have my Hello Kitty chapstick too. I never got the box back and I'm so bitter about it.
I'm addicted to Chapstick, but HELL NAW! Even I have standards. *gag*
And unemployed_bum, you no like bacon???? Inconceivable!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
I'm a chapstick fiend, I admit it. A friend once gave me 'Cheap Red Wine' flavoured chapstick. It was vile but I think I'd prefer it to this stuff.
fuck that, I want the green to be booger flavor. "Yawl, we gon' get arr REST ed."
The whole butter stick - this makes me think of Brando in Last Tango. He told the girl to go get the butter, and then it seemed like he used a lot less than you'd use to butter a corn on the cob.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
*hurk*
key lime pie.
also has banana cream
http://racked.com/archives/2011/10/17/paula-deen-butterflavored-lip-balm...
*yawn* :(
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
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Green has to be fried ocra. Has to.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 8:51pm.
ooo - now I wanna know what flavor the green one is!
my guess? fried green tomato
Nast. Fuck this fake-ass bitch!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
ooo - now I wanna know what flavor the green one is!
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
gross.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hey, if it would help keep my lips moist, I'd try it. Just no bacon flavor... I detest bacon.