Open Post: Hosted By Herman Cain Singing The Pizza Version Of “Imagine”

October 17, 2011 / Posted by:

And I thought finding an extra whoopie pie hidden in the back of my fridge would be the highlight of my day, but that has been topped by this inspirational video of former Hot Slut, Godfather’s Pizza CEO and current presidential wannabe Herman Cain serenading an audience with his stirring and thought-provoking rendition of John Lennon’sImagine (There’s No Pizza).

If you really get lost in Herman’s lyrics and imagine a world where pizza does not exist, it truly is a sad, lonely and terrifying place where you always have to settle for tacos (wink wink) and KFC. Pizza brings us together and without it this country would be a less ridiculous place since there would be no Godfather’s Pizza and no Herman Cain.

I think what Herman Cain is really trying to say through song is that he’s withdrawing from the race and putting all of his resources and energy into a candidate we all can trust: PIZZA!!!!!

PIZZA 4 PREZ!!!

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