George Clooney should get credit for his spot-on Mr. Magoo face and Stacy Kiebler deserves extra points for making her tits look like evil bee eyes, but other than that these pictures couldn’t be more awkward and uncomfortable if Elisabetta Canalis ran on the carpet, skinned Stacy, wore her as a suit and then continued to pose with George like nothing every happened. George finally let Stacy pose next to his ass at last night’s NYC Film Festival premiere of The Descendants and Sarah Larson better make up the bottom bunk at the halfway house for Clooney’s discarded leased pieces, because by the looks of their ice cold chemistry this mess is not going to last.
George has that same “looking for the exit face” you make when you regretfully decide to go to breakfast in broad daylight with your one night fuck piece and are trying to decide whether or not you should go with the “blueberry syrup gave me explosive diarrhea” excuse or the “I suddenly remember I have a dog that needs to be walked” excuse. George is squinting his eyes so hard in hopes that with the power of an imagination and bad eyesight, Stacy will look like the sparkling anus of his soulmate Brad Pitt. It didn’t work, obviously.