This Looks Natural
George Clooney should get credit for his spot-on Mr. Magoo face and Stacy Kiebler deserves extra points for making her tits look like evil bee eyes, but other than that these pictures couldn't be more awkward and uncomfortable if Elisabetta Canalis ran on the carpet, skinned Stacy, wore her as a suit and then continued to pose with George like nothing every happened. George finally let Stacy pose next to his ass at last night's NYC Film Festival premiere of The Descendants and Sarah Larson better make up the bottom bunk at the halfway house for Clooney's discarded leased pieces, because by the looks of their ice cold chemistry this mess is not going to last.
George has that same "looking for the exit face" you make when you regretfully decide to go to breakfast in broad daylight with your one night fuck piece and are trying to decide whether or not you should go with the "blueberry syrup gave me explosive diarrhea" excuse or the "I suddenly remember I have a dog that needs to be walked" excuse. George is squinting his eyes so hard in hopes that with the power of an imagination and bad eyesight, Stacy will look like the sparkling anus of his soulmate Brad Pitt. It didn't work, obviously.
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I don’t understand the snide comments about Stacy. She seems like a very personable woman with a world class body. Those legs are incredible. I really don’t think she needs to be a brain surgeon in order to be fun to date. She is by far the sexiest women I have seen on Clooney’s arm.
Very fugly stupid picture. Clooney needs to roll his ass out of the closet already.
I wonder if she beats the crap out of him when they are alone? I've read he likes that.
What a fucking ugly dress!
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Uggh. Can you imagine having to stroke his massive ego and laugh at all of his dumb pranks all of the time?! He's a manbaby. I think I'd rather get myself some promotion by blowing Mel Gibson. Hmmm, maybe not.
I gotta say, she has a wicked body.
Gives a whole new meaning to Kiebler Double Stuffed...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
What I love about this Stacy Kiebler is that she looks worse and worse when we see her, lol! She can't dress for the life of her! George can do a lot better!
Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:13pm.
Something tells me that Guy Fieri needs to be informed when George Clooney is in a movie he's watching.
LLOLOLOLOLOL
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LOL @ "her tits look like evil bee eyes".
Her shoulders scare me.
Feeler
They need a chemistry set.
He sure likes manly looking women, super tall and super wide shoulders and the last one had that big masculine chin, wonder if this one is a trap?
I just can't believe that with all the money and ass-kissers around them, Stacy can't get some better dresses? Shit, this thing is worse than the Contempo Casuals dress she wore a while back. I'm a bum and I clean-up better than her.
How old is she? She looks like she's in her 40s, and she can't dress. She's cheap, a downgrade.
I don't think GC is gay either, IMO he's one of those people who can't fall in love, those who are looking for a fling just to take their bottom parts alive. But as an actor he must pretend to have a partner to avoid being called a gay.
She's like Valkyrie in those pics.
Something tells me that Guy Fieri needs to be informed when George Clooney is in a movie he's watching.
I'm not convinced he's gay. He just seems like an old dog and he likes his new tricks. I think he's probably not married because he's a control freak. You never see him with powerful, successful women who would threaten him. He's always with models or waitresses. Although this current one was kinda famous about 10 years ago, he probably met her during her morning shift at iHOP. I just find it strange that not only are his girlfriends young enough to be his children, they are also virtual nobodies. There's just gotta be some sick control shit going on in these relationships.
On another note, someone needs to control this trick's head with some volumizer. Also, someone please let her know that the spray tan, L.A. Looks makeup, and Fredricks' of Hollywood drag night dress look went out around the time her career did. I'm pretty positive Clooney's not gay. There's no way he would have let her leave the house looking a late 90's mess. Or maybe he is gay and thats the reason he looks so damn uncomfortable.
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george clooney is starting to look like george burns.
old man diminutive. posture, mouth, you name it and it's looking elderly on him.
he better get hitched quick, he's losing it fast.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Those lines are supposed to maker look slimmer right? They make her look really wide. Or is George Clooney just really small?
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:24pm.
From certain angles she looks like the dollar version of Klum, no disrespect.
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This gigantress tranny borgbot lady makes George seem miniscule! I thought he was a tall, brawny type. He looks sick, which saddens me, because I like George and always have, even with all this cardboard girlfriend nonsense.
I don't think he's gay either. I do think he likes a nice piece of arm candy and likes the companionship (& screwing), but nothing more than that. He's what a lot of men wish they were or could be. Just my opinion.
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Think she has a hold called the Full Clooney?
Does homosexual George Clooney have a chin implant?
Discuss!
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:30pm.
QBKKKKK xo, lady
Good. Busy. I'll msg you w/ details of life. Wondered how you were recently, so, glad to see you here again!
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Glad to see you too and can't wait to hear from you!
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QBKKKKK xo, lady
Good. Busy. I'll msg you w/ details of life. Wondered how you were recently, so, glad to see you here again!
ONT: That color suit washes Clooney out. Clooney, newsflash, you don't need that at 50. *wonders why I even care about these two celeb hos.*
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i think that sarah larson was the prettiest. her monet's water lilies inspired oscar dress remains one of the prettiest ever.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 12:24pm.
From certain angles she looks like the dollar version of Klum, no disrespect. He's aged a decade in a matter of months it seems. Thumb #6 looks like someone kicked the walker out from under his hands.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:57am.
*looks at watch* LOL! I dunno. He looks like he
did when he filmed From Dusk 'Til Dawn...loved that movie. I looked that up 1996, so yeah. Good guessin', harper! Crap. Now I feel terribly old. 1996? Really? *mails in AARP form*
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He was HOT as FUCK in _From Dusk 'til Dawn_.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
From certain angles she looks like the dollar version of Klum, no disrespect. He's aged a decade in a matter of months it seems. Thumb #6 looks like someone kicked the walker out from under his hands.
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
The whole thing is so contrived to make him look like a ladies' man. Why does he pick mannish ladies? She seriously looks like a tranny trying to hard to make that dress work. Those huge ass man shoulders are not made for that dress honey. Damn, be a good tranny and learn how to do your hair and makeup.
Where in the waffle house hell did this one come from? I do kind of like that dress though.
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He looks like he's afraid of her. Maybe this one will last because when they go back to his place, she puts him in a headlock and threatens to break his legs if he doesn't keep dating her.
I'll admit she looks nice in her underwear but put a dress on her (and let her pick it) and she looks awful. She has terrible taste and her hair and makeup is just as bad. I'm surprised none of Clooney's people have gotten on her if she's going to be a keeper. She just looks wrong.
At least Elisabetta had that slinky Euro-ho thing going on, she looked good. This trick? No.
3 steps
1) Dump the wrestler
2) Sign up for the next Star Trek film and come out on the cover of People magazine while promoting the flick
3) Set phaser to FABULOUS
(I could SO do pr)
She's such a tacky ass, back alley ho. Maybe she'll be good for Clooney and his ever-present stick-up-his-ass.
A new beard? Well done, Georgie boy, well done!
Submitted by harperharper on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:41am.
@ Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:23am.
Yes, he did look lovely in that video. About 15 years ago, right?
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*looks at watch* LOL! I dunno. He looks like he did when he filmed From Dusk 'Til Dawn...loved that movie. I looked that up 1996, so yeah. Good guessin', harper! Crap. Now I feel terribly old. 1996? Really? *mails in AARP form*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Weird Science on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:17am.
You can't pull off a dress like that without being extremely fit. Gorgeous.
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It figures someone with hair down to her ankles would find this dress to be classy and gorgeous.
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-Lindsay Lohan
he's a closet case and they are all beards, but dont know it.
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The McCanns Did It
ANNND you know what's even worse than the dick?
That little triangle looks like a placemarker: Put Chin Here.
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Dammit, now *I* can't unsee the dick either. Thanks slores. xoxo
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:16am.
I think he's straight. I'm just so damn confused.
The question is: would you?
Dog, of course Lohan is doing her community service NOW. She has a court date this week. if the Judge can't see through that, she is fucking blind.
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"I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself."
-Lindsay Lohan
Free the chichis! They've done nothing to deserve that dress, Stacy!
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
@ Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:45am.
I dunno - though she looks so healthy and young that it is making him look old and stooped over. He better start dating someone older for a change.
I think her dress is on backwards.
And it's super-unflattering.
Maybe George doesn't want his dates to be prettier than he is, or something...
But is she bonafide? (Sorry if this is already posted to death, I just love me some O Brother).
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@ Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:23am.
Yes, he did look lovely in that video. About 15 years ago, right?
OMG, I AM seeing the dick between her titties.
Save me.
I'm pretty surprised too because you remember those 3D pictures you're supposed to stare at and find a hidden picture in? I never EVER saw the hidden picture.
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