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Johnny Robinson of The UK's X-Factor!
While the American X-Factor so far is as bland and boring as a layer of Nicole Scherzinger's unflavored personality spread across L.A. Reid's monotone delivery, the UK X-Factor is still a dump truck full of sequins crashing into a zoo of Lisa Frank animals. Case in point: Johnny Robinson!
During Saturday night's show, Johnny put the gay in geisha and the 'mo in kimono when he slithered onto the stage looking like if DJ Qualls used a few coins founds in his car's ashtray to recreate Madge's Nothing Really Matters video for his Florida trailer park's talent contest. Johnny has the enchanting voice of a slutty canary with tiny helium tanks for lungs (read: like David Beckham) and the eyeliner-drawing skills of crackhead going through withdrawals.
Remove all glass objects from the room, cover your dogs ears and let Johnny rub the edges of your soul the same way Gary Barlow obviously wants to rub on Johnny until he howls the BIC streaks right off of his eyes.
(For Juan)
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The back-up dancer with the shaved head made me moist.
Good voice. He should put on a couple of stones though.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 7:52am.
all i see is a glittery unicorn awash in the holy lights...
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Hahaha! :)
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"It costs a lot to look this cheap!" Bitch, if you're gonna rip off Ms. Parton - give the props!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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Freddie Mercury looked healthier in his last months on earth.
http://shreyvats.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/freddie6.jpg
I don't know, I don't really think he's all that. It just felt pretty karaoke... and why the fuck would you choose a Kylie song (especially that one) to highlight your talent? If he's trying to be Britain's answer to Prince Poppycock (who pulled off being fabulous without being freaky), he has a long way to go.
Leave Nicole alone Michael K.! I like her and she does have a personality, they just edit it out lol
Is that Kelly Roland? For a minute I was thinking "when did Neicy Nash loose all the weight?"
Atomic City, yes. She announced it on the Today show this morning. She did say it is in the very early stages, so hopefully she'll have a full recovery.
Fabulous. Now I know why my UK friends tell me I would love him.
Good God man, eat something!
This guy is wonderful! I love his attitude and spirit.
Love him.
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More like "Ick-Factor".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is he wearing a Julie Andrews wig?
Why do we get stuck with Sour Simon and they get the good stuff like this? I don't know why our "talent" shows get taken so seriously, it's not like any of them have actually gone on to do anything since Kelly Clarkson.
This guy looks like fun and I like all the half naked guys flinging themselves around in the background.
His audition is on You Tube. He sang Etta James and was amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drcvM-yiKTU
I wonder if he does professional drag or just sings to himself in the mirror? Whatever the case, I think he's the bomb.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
He's the first gay dude who's been able to fool me with his lady voice, specially when he sings. Honestly, that's one thing I find irritating on some gay dudes because so many of them try way too hard to change their vocal tones to sound like a woman, but they sound more like a macaw... specially the ones who yell when they talk.
I agree with the old dude who said this guy could make it in the business. He certainly looks like a "people person" and is quite open with the cameras. Besides, he looks like he's a nice person to be around.
Off topic. When I heard him talking about everyone being busy tweeting whatever they were tweeting, I remembered a picture I saw yesterday of a basket full of what looked to be cell phones or blackberries and a note that said "Be with the friends who are HERE" or something along those lines. I had to shake my head in agreement, because I know people who are always blackberries or cell phones on hand, writing about their super fabulous parties on facebook or posting pictures of themselves with their friends or taking pictures of their food, but those must quite self-serving boring parties if all they do is to sit around with their little gadgets, typing and uploading bullshit and being disconnected with the real people they're around with. What a sad way to "spend time" with your friends, eh?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Yep, I'd say he's positive. How he can be so cheerful and adorable under those circumstances I'll never know.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Well, I was about to say something really mean, but now that I'm thinking he might be unwell with the HIV, I will refrain. Hope that's not the case anyway.
On another note, I feel bad for all the shit I said about Guiliana Rancic because she just announced she has breast cancer today. Crappy Monday to you all!!
Athina, seriously? That's horrible. After having gone through so much of my own in the last couple of years, I know there were days I wanted to ball up and cry. Granted, most was out of self-pity and the whole, "Wah, why ne? I'm not even 30", mess. But I hope she's got an amazing support team. It made such a WORLD of difference. And staying healthy in general.
Oddly, a LOT of my support came from a celebrity-snarking members section that most of whom I'd never had the pleasure of speaking until then.
No matter the circumstance, thankfully she's found it early. Good thoughts to my favorite praying-mantis-resembling TV personality (and I mean that nicely).
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Okay, why is he not in drag? And how did he get that many people to join him in this fuckery; is he charismatic in real life? Are the backup dancers provided by the show? Why he so skinny? (I hope he's not sick, that would be so sad.)
So many questions.
Johnny is obviously the long lost love child of Quentin Crisp and Sir Monty Rock III, rock on Johnny!
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
delicate dude.
my eyes are not on speaking terms with my ears right now, can't agree on this.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
all i see is a glittery unicorn awash in the holy lights...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Holy galloping gay geishas batman!! LMAO
What the hell the guy looks like he's having the time of his life.
Ditto what Hedy says...boy don't look too healthy though.
He looks sick and my money is on HIV :(
"You can rub my lamp anytime, Gary!" - Priceless! I kinda liked it...in a "Birdcage" kind of way.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Pure Glamour!
His face scares me.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin