Guy Fieri Is Weirded Out By Gays And Everybody Is Weirded Out By Guy Fieri
The Food Network's Guy Fieri looks like a porcupine's asshole suffocating inside of a douchebag and apparently his personality is just as pleasant. David Page, a former producer of Guy's show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, spilled all of the alleged wet shit that falls off of Guy's tongue to Minneapolis' City Pages (via Queerty) and makes him sound like a blob of cuntified cholesterol that gets weirded out by gays, thinks all Jews pinch their pockets and has no idea that women have heads above their chichis.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned producer, because David claims that Guy forced Food Network to fire him from DDD and so now he's telling everyone what a complete tool Guy is:
On women: "You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."On gays: Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff. "
Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'" From then on, show researchers were required to note any indications of homosexuality detected during pre-interviews.
On Jews: "Guy said to me: 'You know, it's true: Jews are cheap.
Close up shots of gravy dripping over a giant chunk of steak fat is sometimes my idea of porn, so I watch DDD all the time. But Guy has always weirded me out with how he yells at us through the camera (like there's a concert going on and he's the only one who can hear it) and how he chomps on food with his food hole wide open. It makes delicious food look like disgusting food. If you recorded a wart hog taking a shit and then played it in reverse, that's what Guy looks like when he eats.
Guy says that David made all of this up and none of this happened. But I'm going to choose to believe David by default. I mean, how can I trust a dude who willingly makes his head look like a swollen hemorrhoid growing on a cactus and doesn't know how to wear sunglasses.
The funny thing is, in So Cal there are a million Guy Fieri's... wanting so hard to be perceived as cool and have the in crowd like them, worship them and be their fwiends... just another wannabe that happens to have a TV show... good for him. I hope he makes a million bucks. He still does not possess that one thing he will never have and spend the next ten years in therapy over and will go to his grave wanting...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
doesn't like to be around gays, huh? yeah, a lot of people don't like the reflection in the mirror.
dude, look in the mirror, just once. see that hair? yeah. now now, don't get upset, DON'T GET UPSET...oh gee he went and hurled all over the floor. we usually don't free a mind after a certain age...
Guy Fieri - what a stupid ugly asshole. While some of his programs could be called mild mindless entertainment, I now have reason to boycott him entirely. What a backwoods homophobic neanderthal. His homophobia has to be due to his ambivalence, he must have some sexual attraction to men or he would not put on such a show of being a BIG HETERO FAG HATER. I hope every gay man who works with him (and you can bet there are plenty) calls this asshole on the spot if he mouths off like this. What a stupid pig
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 7:53pm.
I thought it was a bulldyke.
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I see I'm not the only one. I know a lesbian that dresses exactly like that and even has the same exact hair cut
I'm surprised because I always thought that was a butch lesbian.
What is a Guy Fieri?
Submitted by iamlysa on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 10:07pm.
Even a Jew will tell you Jews are cheap. They're proud of it.
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this.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Is this idiot still on the Food Network? I thought he got a job at NBC hosting some crap fest. All his shows suck, but I want the scoop on Wretched Ray. I know she is evil incarnate with her "Yumo" crap and hour long meals.
I am certainly not defending him and I am not a fan, but consider the source. A disgruntled ex- employee it seems.
Is this all he's got? I have heard alot worse!
Being fat, sweaty and ignorant is no way to go through life.
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 6:14pm.
His show was always a reason to change the channel anyway. What really threw me was Alton Brown being some right wing born again Christian.
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Really? Poor Alton Brown. Poor self-hating closet case. He is not looking well nowadays, and that's all I'll say about that.
I hated his face long before words came from his piehole.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Even a Jew will tell you Jews are cheap. They're proud of it.
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Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Even before he opens his mouth he is completely unfuckable by man woman or beast-why the fuck would he think he would be attractive to any self respecting ghey is beyond me....
Ugly little butterball weasel....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Fat fuck. Don't even know who this is (nor do I care) but he looks like a real winner. HAHAHA, looks like a pedobear
I thought it was a bulldyke.
It looks like I'm not the only one who thought Guy Fieri was gay. The look, the name - heck, I would have guessed he had done gay porn!
My god, MK, you're the fucking Shakespeare of gossip blogs.
Seriously, why is there not a book?!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
John Galiano of Food Network, woo!
Time I liked him: when the obligatory fat snl cast dude parodied him on Weekend Update.
He's a greasy, filthy, fat, fuck if there ever was one. I detested that vile, putrid creature the 1st time a saw him on the Food Network. That whole network has gone to the dogs.
But, I'll bet Guy Ferry and Paula Deen are great friends. She's the type who would lay with dogs and not care if she woke up with fleas.
His show was always a reason to change the channel anyway. What really threw me was Alton Brown being some right wing born again Christian. That put me off Food Network permanently.
Submitted by KA on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:25pm.
I wish I were a cheap Jew, then I could swim in my savings like Scrooge McDuck.
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awesome.
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Make sure its cash. Swimming in coins might hurt if you try to dive in.
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:25pm.
I wish I were a cheap Jew, then I could swim in my savings like Scrooge McDuck.
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awesome.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by KA on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:47pm.
i dont know who the hell came up with that whole style he's got going on, but it's pretty damn involved for a straight guy.
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Yes! Most straight men his age would even know how to put together a look of any kind at all.
I've always hated this dude so it's no surprise he is a douche.
Men his age who wear a ring on every finger and bleach their hair need to be lined up and shot.
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But this IS my alt!
every time i see guy's bleached spike, i become enraged...he screams asshole douchebag to me...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
...on another note, Ina Garten's going to be SO offended by this! Do NOT mess with her gays!
Exactly. She should sic T.R. on him.
http://open.salon.com/blog/sarah_fidelibus/2009/11/19/sexiest_man_living...
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I read the whole article, very long and very boring. The only interesting bit of gossip was that it was well known that Guy had to be warned if one of the principals in the restaurant was gay. After the warning, he would go on to work very professionally with no evidence of prejudice.
I sat next to a saint for two years at work and had more dirt to dish that that. The writer is po'ed because when he and Guy were butting heads, the network chose Guy over him.
His last name was Ferry before he "Italianized" it!!!
This is par-for-the-course behavior in the kitchens of most of restaurants. Its exhausting and mind numbing to listen to.
The SO and I were invited to one of his restaurants so we ate before hand because we figured the food would taste the way Guy looks. The food was surprisingly good and decently priced but I cannot stand this 1989 Palm Beach gigolo. He's so trashy, did the ads for TGIFridays and then made fun of them like the unpopular kid hoping to get ahead by shitting on the kid one rung beneath him. Anthony Bourdain needs to team up with Paula Deen and clothesline this sorry fucker. I wish I were a cheap Jew, then I could swim in my savings like Scrooge McDuck.
P.S. Between DDD and Vanilla Ice Project guess who wins?
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
@d-nice: hahahaha! "meatball problems"!
...on another note, Ina Garten's going to be SO offended by this! Do NOT mess with her gays!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
this is surprising, he's always looked to me like a bottom cub that got tag teamed regularly at the Folson Street fair all through the 90s, or the kind that gets in the middle of a bear soup every chance he gets.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
He is always been a douche with a capital bag, to quote roger from american dad...
bleached hair? check
douch jewelry and tons of it? check
douch tatts? check. he makes me want to rip mine off my skin.
asshole sayings, yelling shit like , money! banging! check.
check out foodnetworkhumor.com for more. Gawd, they have his number over there.
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But this IS my alt!
Aw, dang! I always thought Guy was a cool guy with maybe a *smidge* of douche tendencies. I guess I should no longer feel bad about Anthony Bourdain making diss remarks about him...oh, and 'Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives' is actually on right now on the East Coast *turns TV off*...*5 minutes later*...*turns TV back on*...I cannot help it, I like that show!
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Well, that does it for me. Does anybody have his number?
/Uttered in an utterly sarcastic tone.
Migraineuse , Mrs. Patrick Campbell is always annoyed. I think it was because of being a butler for the McDonalds for so many years. Just write him off as "Bitter Queen....table for one".
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
I watched the show because I love Diners, Dives, Roadhouses, etc.....but yes he's a fat fuck who eats with his mouth open....I thought I was the only one who noticed....
Joey enjoyed this comment also....it came up on my Facebook recently....there are A LOT of straight guys that are afraid the Gay just want them and only them...never have figured that out.
"I enjoy how these homophobes assume that if someone is gay, then they will just hit on anyone that has a dick. Last time I checked, Gay men have standards and pretty high ones at that.
Bitch, please.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:46pm.
Most queens - like most fish - are nasty and evil and we hate them!
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Why bother to use a code word like "fish" to mean women? Are you afraid that if you come right out on the internet and admit that you hate women, that somebody will disagree with you or something?
Makes me wonder if hate and cowardice are related somehow.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
@KA, yeah I feel you on this one. The gay comment and issues seemed to drag on whereas the Jew comment seemed random, could be out of context or at the very least doesn't show an overall phobia/hate of Jewish people.
I'd always assumed that fat fuck was gay based on hair.
On Jews: "Guy said to me: 'You know, it's true: Jews are cheap.
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Bullshit. Vindictive weasel lying about some dude to get back for losing his job.
meatball problems!
Submitted by ethang on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:36pm.
I enjoy how these homophobes assume that if someone is gay, then they will just hit on anyone that has a dick. Last time I checked, Gay men have standards and pretty high ones at that.
Bitch, please.
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Agreed. Homosexual does not equal hypersexual.
And I can't believe this dude is still doing his fucking shows, not that he actually cooks anymore. The Guy Fieri "Man's man" schtick is beyond old.
Submitted by sinjin on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:18pm.
If Criss turned into a vampire or werewolf and ate the idiot woman in that commercial, I would buy that popcorn.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 1:51pm.
That sucks, I remember liking him when he was on "Next Food Network Star" I don't watch his shows though, I only like Iron Chef and the actual cooking shows.
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there are actual cooking shows still on food tv? all i ever see are the stupid competitions and chopped. and that fat paula dean and her foods looks gross.
idk a lot of this feels a bit blown out of proportion. yeah the gay thing is kind of weird and if that's what happened then not appropriate, but the jews comment, come on. you dont know what kind of context that was in. was he talking to one of his jewish friends that he jokes with about that shit? i call my husband the penny pincher all the time. i would be more concerned about a comment like "ALL jews..." or anything truly anti-semetic. using that all in there perpetuates a stereotype but fuck, if it was just a little digging with a close friend, do we all need to get super pc about it? are things really that fucked up that we need to watch everything we say? idk. just seems weird.
but he's always rubbed me as being a bit of gay. i dont know who the hell came up with that whole style he's got going on, but it's pretty damn involved for a straight guy.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Most queens - like most fish - are nasty and evil and we hate them!
I enjoy how these homophobes assume that if someone is gay, then they will just hit on anyone that has a dick. Last time I checked, Gay men have standards and pretty high ones at that.
Bitch, please.