Back when Kelly Osbourne had a fupa that couldn’t quit and an open invitation to join Celebrity Fit Club, she claims that Xtina constantly Mean Girl-ed her by calling her a fat fat fatty bitch. Well, now that Kelly’s chunk has slid off of her body and made its way to the thighs of Snookitina, she’s returning the favor. Kelly has already said on an episode of Fashion Police that Xtina called her fat for so many years and “who’s the fat bitch now?,” and she went back for more this weekend. Joan Rivers’ brought up a picture of Xtina at the Michael Jackson Tribute looking like Axl Rose as Hatchet Face and Kelly said that even at her fattest she was never that fat. UsWeekly broke it down:
On E!’s Fashion Police Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. “She called me fat for years,” Osbourne said. “I was never that fat.”
But Ozzy’s daughter wasn’t the only cohost to attack Aguilera’s figure. “Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again,” Joan Rivers sniped.
“I’m looking at this and thinking, ‘Well, she’s put on weight. This just isn’t flattering,’” George Kotsiopoulos said. “But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it’s just bad.”
Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was “still probably a size 2/4,” but Osbourne was quick to disagree.
“Trust me,” she said. “I’m a 2/4. That is not a 2/4.”
Are we sure Xtina didn’t murder the life out of Kelly’s favorite puppy and use its red blood as lip paint, because DAMN. Kelly is holding onto that grudge tighter than a pair of Spanx panties holds down Xtina’s bloated gunt. Yes, the feeling called sweet satisfaction trickles into my dead heart whenever I go on Facebook and see pictures of my junior high school bullies looking like a swollen anal gland with only two hairs on top, but you don’t see me gloating all over their statuses. No, I upload their fugly picture to Hot or Not (yes, Hot or Not still exists) and laugh when they don’t even get one star. That’s what ADULTS do, Kelly!