Former Fat Bitch Calls Fat Bitch A Fat Bitch, Again
Back when Kelly Osbourne had a fupa that couldn't quit and an open invitation to join Celebrity Fit Club, she claims that Xtina constantly Mean Girl-ed her by calling her a fat fat fatty bitch. Well, now that Kelly's chunk has slid off of her body and made its way to the thighs of Snookitina, she's returning the favor. Kelly has already said on an episode of Fashion Police that Xtina called her fat for so many years and "who's the fat bitch now?," and she went back for more this weekend. Joan Rivers' brought up a picture of Xtina at the Michael Jackson Tribute looking like Axl Rose as Hatchet Face and Kelly said that even at her fattest she was never that fat. UsWeekly broke it down:
On E!'s Fashion Police Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. "She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."But Ozzy's daughter wasn't the only cohost to attack Aguilera's figure. "Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again," Joan Rivers sniped.
"I'm looking at this and thinking, 'Well, she's put on weight. This just isn't flattering,'" George Kotsiopoulos said. "But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it's just bad."
Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.
"Trust me," she said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."
Are we sure Xtina didn't murder the life out of Kelly's favorite puppy and use its red blood as lip paint, because DAMN. Kelly is holding onto that grudge tighter than a pair of Spanx panties holds down Xtina's bloated gunt. Yes, the feeling called sweet satisfaction trickles into my dead heart whenever I go on Facebook and see pictures of my junior high school bullies looking like a swollen anal gland with only two hairs on top, but you don't see me gloating all over their statuses. No, I upload their fugly picture to Hot or Not (yes, Hot or Not still exists) and laugh when they don't even get one star. That's what ADULTS do, Kelly!
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Kelly is a fugly turd with horrid legs and is only famous because of her daddy. Fat or thin she is not attractive or talented. She was called a fat whale and had her mommy cry to the media to leave her fat piggy alone! Now she is calling someone else fat? Pathetic attention whore.
This post has legs although I preferred the chatter about pee-paw feminists. My Pa was one of those and even though he died when I was 22 he gave me more, better, loving advice and unconditional love than most I know get in a lifetime from their fathers. He insisted I go to university and try to be a critical thinker before the other stuff as it is a tough world for women and I would need my wits about me. He respected women - even my nagging mother and his bitch of a mother. He would tell Xtina to take good care of herself, keep singing and ignore that mean, chubby girl who doesn't like herself by all appearances.
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 1:47am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 6:35pm: "Seems it's your life that really sucks, as you make an effort to be as unlikeable as possible. Well good work, twat, you did it. It's probably the first and only accomplishment of your miserable little life."
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...I wonder how your life is, since you are so nasty and not even witty, you are at youtube commenter level. So bored of your tourette outbursts, ugh.
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Ding ding!!!!!!
You see, Kelly "I've Never Been That Fat" darling, the thing about this pesky little invention called the IN-TER-NET is that it's MUCH more powerful than the delusion that's floating around in your still-quite-chubby head.
Take exhibit A for example:
http://www.hoozie.com/thar-she-blows-kelly-osbourne-off-the-port-bow/
Enjoy being normal size for a second. Karma is usually a big fat bitch as well. :)
You know, Christina could look super hot with her new curves if she dressed for it and fixed that fucking scraggly-ass blond rat's nest atop her noggin. At the MJ tribute, though, she looked like a broke-down eastern European hooker done washed up on the banks of the Volga.
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Devil's advocate.
@Allessandra
There are a lot of very fun, playful people on Dlisted, it doesn't always have to be serious!
I'm out now - nearly my bedtime.
Catcha later! :)
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Becky somehow I thought that Sydney was just a second name, now your nick makes so much more sense.
WinterOwl22, I cant rationalze drinking so early, not today anyways.
Night everyone!
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*takes a glass*
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*hands out gin cocktails to everyone*
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Alessandra, why let the time of day dictate when you drink? Drink up!
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@Alessandra
As my user name suggests, I am in Sydney, Australia. It's 9.20 pm here.
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@ becky
hahaa thanks, I wish it was later so that I had an excuse to drink.
@ Athens
Shocked? But you love pink fluffy slippers. :)
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Becky, that's crazy! Feather boas are tacky!
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:55am.
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Its 12 daytime over here.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:53am.
Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:48am.
Not gonna lie, if I didn't have to work, I wouldn't either.
We're just teasing you. :)
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Im surprised that you admitt that, not many people do! I like honest ppl, I do....
becky i am so shocked
*throws feather boa around Allessandra to get her into the party mood*
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Hotmami, they are to me!
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I'm wearing fluffy slippers - and nothing else.
*waggles boobies at entire thread*
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Don't mind me, I'm just doing my bust boosting exercises. :)
And I heard the word "cheeks". Are these butt cheeks?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
That's why we wear thongs...up to our arm pits!
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@Allessandra
Late at night all the cheeky kids come out to play. :)
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Submitted by Allessandra on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:48am.
Not gonna lie, if I didn't have to work, I wouldn't either.
We're just teasing you. :)
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
No Alessandra. It didn't translate. Sorry.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:41am.
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Hey my post wasnt about accomplishments only it was MAINLY about my life being ok i.e not sucking. Of course you get judged and hated if you dont work, but I like having my freedom, and obviously I will work later on in life.
That with the tits was a JOKE!!!!!!!!!! You dlisters surely can see that, no?
But hotmami, she has a cute bf!
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My life is meaningless...I have but a B cup.
Alessandra, if you are in fact persuing a Master's, good for you. That really is an accoplishment. Not having to work is not.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 3:04am.
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I live in Austria, here ppl in general are very cold. My parents arent Austrian, but even so, livin here rubbed off on me. I am super kind to people who I think deserve it, or if I feel like being kind.
alessandra maybe you should study more psychology and be kinder and not so rude and less politics
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:51am.
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Funny that you cherry pick from my post, I also wrote that I study psychology and politics. To me yeah this is an accomplishment. And my post wasnt about accomplishments only but also about how my life doesnt suck too hard, okay?
That with the tits I ment in a funny way, I really thought it was obvious.
NEXT
And I think Athens sincerely doesn't understand what you are saying in your previous posts. I know I don't.
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Alessandra, so you have a cute bf and huge tits. WOW! Those are VERY rare accomplishments. Maybe you'll get a Noble Peace Prize soon...
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Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:38am.
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hurr hurr hurr, yeah must be!
sorry i don't understand you,must be the master
Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:26am.
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How ironic, you tell me to relax whilst actually provoking me. I pointed out shit about my life because Im sad like that.
i did not understand your answer but i found it amazing,bravo you are an accomplished person
Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 2:15am.
Alecuntra,i know you are not here to make friends but relax a little and congrats on the impressive resume no one is giving a shit about
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People would do give a shit if my life would seriously suck tho.
Alecuntra,i know you are not here to make friends but relax a little and congrats on the impressive resume no one is giving a shit about
STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Please fucking STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 6:35pm.
Seems it's your life that really sucks, as you make an effort to be as unlikeable as possible. Well good work, twat, you did it. It's probably the first and only accomplishment of your miserable little life.
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Okay so I did bite, I am sort of accomplished, am 25 making my master in psychology and politics, I travel frequently, know alot of interesting people, have a cute bf and I dont have to work. Also I have huge tits! My life could be so much better but I dont think that it sucks.
I wonder how your life is, since you are so nasty and not even witty, you are at youtube commenter level. So bored of your tourette outbursts, ugh.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 11:01pm.
Moron?
Fair enough, since I mentioned reality calling.
Still think you're crazy.
I also now have a girl crush on Karen Flatts.
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Ummmm, pretty sure you said I was insane for thinking that PETA has/will have its own porn site. And I sent you a link from huffpo where you can see Im not talking bullshit, I was right and you were pretty much owned. Why act like all that didnt happen??
Like I said you should of just googled peta porn instead of making an ignorant idiot out of yourself ( of course no1 here would amditt that since Im the outcast)
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 9:01pm
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But 2 people started shit with me, that other 1 didnt even react at all to the fact that PETA porn does infact exist, even tho she acted like I was talking loonatic bs.
And that Karen whatshername talks alot of crap that is not even true.
I have become the easy target on here, and it annoys me that ppl pretend to ask me questions as a disguise to start shit. 2 people started with me then I respond and I am seen as the shit stirrer.
Moron?
Fair enough, since I mentioned reality calling.
Still think you're crazy.
I also now have a girl crush on Karen Flatts.
Allessandra,
Given that dlisted reaches folks all over the world, no one here can speak for everyone. And you seem to have a pretty tough hide, so please don't take offense: just try stating a point without name calling. And even if you feel that the person deserves it, take the high road. Please don't be offended, I'm not patronizing you. I don't always take my own advice because it's sometimes inaccurate and boring. I'd just be interested to hear about what you have to say without wading through the shit, you know? Catch you later.
Maybe it's something in the water with "DWTS" - as Kirstie said she was a size 8?
Snaps to Kelly for losing weight & keeping it off, but she's still unfortunate looking. And she's a b*tch. I don't care if Xtina said stuff about her in the past, KO "returning the favor" shows how bitter & unhappy she is. What exactly has she done? British version of Paris Hilton (but Thank Gawd w/o a sex tape). Other than being Ozzie's daughter, she's done nothing but a flop remake of "Papa Don't Preach" and a "model" for Madonna's daughter's clothing line (yawn).
She is not relevant. She should go back to the UK and stay there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3s5YC3f0
It's been going on for eight years?
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
They are all delusional and petty and Kelly has fat calves no matter what size she claims to wear.
A.cotw:
Your pepaw sounds awesome.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 5:43pm.
In what alternate universe is Kelly Osbourne a size fuckin 2? Bitch please, I have a friend who looks like a skeleton and is a size 2. And if you ask me, bitch looks like she's gaining all her weight back. And she looks like a grown cabbage patch doll, minus the unique cuteness factor.
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Word. If Kelly is a size 2, I'm a size -8. Back when I was a size 00, I weighed in at 81 lbs. and was so weak and sick I could barely get out of bed, let alone make fun of other people.
Submitted by Allessandra on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 3:49pm.
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You have a go at me again, and you do so cuz Im new and nobody will stick up for me.
The tone in wich that poster asked me about it was rude, and then got even ruder. Fucking read all posts.
You come over yourself as aggressive as fuck, deluded much.
And your dumb ass needs to stop claiming that I pull this "who me" shit, bitch leaves all her frustrations out on me. If your life sucks ,well to bad Karen Flatts. Also I notice you seem to wait for others to start with me, then you join in without even knowing what the fuck you talk about, senile cow.
Im mostly not a very polite person, and Im not gonna put up an act just to fit in.
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Yeah, at 39 I am fucking senile. Good call, you deluded fuck. I don't need to "wait for others to start" with you, you moron, and we've only ever had one run-in before, so you're clueless as well. Clearly you have so many people pointing out your idiocy you can't even keep track anymore. The only tone that was rude was yours, and you are just as bad as that other retard everyone here bitches about, because you actively look for reasons to be a cunt, whereas I just respond as one when necessary. Besides, I didn't have a go at you because you are "new", I have a go at you because you are an ignorant fucking head of lettuce with nothing intelligent to offer and never an opinion worth a week old cat turd.
Seems it's your life that really sucks, as you make an effort to be as unlikeable as possible. Well good work, twat, you did it. It's probably the first and only accomplishment of your miserable little life.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt