Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 17, 2011 / Posted by:

This married actor had a one-night stand with one of his exes, who is an actress in an acclaimed television show. She wound up pregnant. The actor’s wife found out about the baby, and, to no one’s surprise, went completely ballistic.

Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy. Despite enormous pressure from all sides, the ex decided to keep the baby. The actor’s marriage is now on the rocks. We’re not sure how long everyone can remain tight-lipped about this one. It will be difficult to keep such a bombshell out of divorce proceedings, which will likely occur before the New Year. (Blind Gossip)

Today’s episode of Wheel of January Jones’ Baby Fathers is sponsored by ESCANDALO!

All signs point to January Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore? Ashton’s peen apparently can’t barf into rubber and January’s baby does have the kind of frightened and scarred look on his face anybody would make if they found out their father was an extra chunky douche stain like Ashton. The only thing that doesn’t fit is the “threats to ruin her career” part. Bitch, please. The only career Demi has ruined is her own.

This A++ list rap star who has been quiet of late is not only hooked on heroin, but also has hepatitis. Hopefully that is all he has since he keeps having unprotected sex with as many fans a day as he can. (CDAN)

MC SKAT KAT!

This relationship never happened for fans, but it is happening in real life. Despite being married, this C+ actress with one huge role has been basically living with this B list actor who has now had a couple of hit shows and is also still married. Kind of. (CDAN)

Mulder & Scully? I (don’t or do I?) want to believe.

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