To keep bitches from turning her into the authorities for once again committing felony grand thievery, Beyonce already admitted that New Edition’s “If It Isn’t Love” video and the moves of the Jackson 5 were the main inspirations for her video “Love On Top” (more like “Tits On Top”). That acknowledgement better have been made in the form of a royalty check to Johnny Gill, Detective La Toya and Tama the Station Master Cat. You didn’t think I was going to ignore the fact that Borrowyonce paid “homage” to Tama by wearing her favorite hat. Nope, nothing is sacred to the House of Dairy Own!
This video is a lot more entertaining if split your stares between Beyonce’s nip slip threats and the hot piece yodeler in the blue tank. Beyonce has proven that she can clone almost anything, so can she please clone that panty creaming dancer and slip him into my lube drawer.