Carrying a bouquet of peach pits and wearing a garter belt made of Kelly Taylor’s dried lonely tears, Shannen Doherty became a wife for the third time yesterday when she married a dude who looks like a community college English teacher that always keeps wet-look gel and a bottle of Preferred Stock in his desk drawer. Since Shannen is TV bitch royalty and we need an exquisite wedding of taste to cleanse our retinas of the thick layer of skank piss left by the Kuntrashian wedding, her glide down the aisle was shot for her new reality show. People has all the little details you really don’t care about. Seriously, did Shannen wear a re-worked version of Brenda’s prom dress and did she sing “It’s My Party” at the reception? That’s the shit we want to know!
The TV actress, 40, who most notably played Brenda Walsh, said “I do” to her fiancé Kurt Iswarienko at sunset, PEOPLE has confirmed.
The black-tie affair took place at a private estate nestled in the hills.
The nuptials reportedly are airing on the season finale of Doherty and her new hubby’s upcoming WEtv reality series about planning for the big day.
Shannen was married to George Hamilton’s son for a quick second, but their love died after they unleashed the crazy on their house and destroyed it. Shannen then married Rick Salomon and they were together for at least two seconds before he went on to do Lucifer’s evil work by making the dead fish equivalent of a sex tape with Parasite Hilton. So hopefully Shannen’s third marriage doesn’t end with an eviction notice or a fuck tape that doubles as a terrorist threat. I’m sure this one will stick! Shannen is all grown up now and way more educated thanks to Education Connection!