Allow Snookitina to show you hos out there who don’t know the dangers of wearing thin Spandex leggings as pants: sometimes it can make your crotch look like it should be galloping along the Sahara and it could also make your ass look like a whirlpool of doom that should have tiny pirate ships circling around it. If you put your ear to this picture, not only will Xtina’s fart hole of destruction suck in your earwax, but you’ll also hear the gurgling sounds of grown men screaming for their mommies (which probably sounds just like her sex noises). That is some “every pirate for himself” shit! Gagging your asshole with Spandex is not the look for everyone.
Xtina stuffed her giant orange ass pumpkins in black leggings yesterday and took her paid piece and her son to the only pumpkin patch in the world that celebrities go to. Bitch was probably just there to look for a pumpkin with the perfect shade of orange to show her in-home spray tanner the next time he asks her what color she wants.
I hope that before Xtina showed up, the owner of the pumpkin patch had a heart-to-heart with the dried corn husks and gently let them know that Xtina’s weave is not their long lost baby even though it looks just like them.