One of these animals has two furry humps, isn’t housetrained, always has camel toe and has a pimp who takes money from strangers in exchange for a quick ride on its back. The other animal is a camel.
This is why this world just doesn’t make sense. If this world was right, those camels would be the ones riding those tacky trash trollops through Dubai. Just look at these stupid gaudy bitches. Wearing ugly platform clown heels and $5,000 kaftans to ride a damn camel! Sex and the City Number 2 was truly a satanic work of evil, because it gave idiots like this ideas.
Those poor camels. They can’t even bite at a trick. Sad camel is sadder camel.