Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before….

October 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is breaking her legendary silence (I meant the opposite of that) to address all the false (read: true) reports that she’s wet queefed in the face of the courts by telling community service to eat her fuck and by not showing up to her court-ordered therapy sessions. LiLo went on Twitter and once again played her greatest role yet: the ho who works, has a shit to give and does everything the court has told her to do without being a sharp thorn in everyone’s dick hole. LiLo snorted out this delusion-tini with a chaser of self-entitlement:

I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I’d appreciate it if people will just let me do what is asked of me, so that I can get my life back. Please ignore the reports which have no truth to them. Thank you

You know…. at this point, everything this jank-toothed ho says sounds like this:

It all translates into: “Move that cone, I’m Lindsay Lohan!

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