Open Post: Hosted By The Skydiving Sex Couple
Skydiving instructor and porn star Alex Torres (that's "Voodoo" to those of you who have a membership to Cum Fiesta) and Hope Howell (that name is just TOO perfect), the receptionist at the place he teaches at, took the Mile High Club (then the 0.7 mile high club, then the 0.5 mile high club) to a whole new level when they filmed themselves free fall boning above Taft, CA. Child birdies with innocent eyes don't fly to school until the afternoon, so Voodoo and Hope did the sky high porn version of Terminal Velocity (Terminal Velocitis?) in the morning hours to avoid people seeing them naked.
Voodoo uploaded that mess to his website in hopes that Howard Stern would throw him some attention, but he snatched it down as soon as the FAA opened up an investigation into this shit. Voodoo and HoWell didn't commit any illegal acts since the plane was private, but the FAA is trying to figure out if the pilot was distracted by airborne titties flapping around like two jellyfishes having a sneezing fit.
Never mind that Hope's probably got wind burnt labia and it sounded like a walrus whistling into a fan when they fucked, but how did they do it? Anybody who has seen Voodoo in action knows that he's about as hung as a cow tongue sandwich, but still. How did he keep it in with the wind trying to knock it out and shit? Either they used some kind of device to strap his peen into her cooch or homegirl's got a vagina that can suck the freckle off of a Lohan.
And if a pigeon happened to poop on your forehead while you were walking around the Taft area last week, you should know that wasn't pigeon poop.... You got Voodoo-ed.
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Listen, people...
Some of you have me confused with other people here.
A. I'm too fuckin' old to give a fuck about Facebook and Myspace. I only RECENTLY opened a facebook account for my husband and I's business because the assholes MADE one without my permission and I basically had to call in and make it 'legit' which is really fucked up. Fuck facebook. Those fuckers can DIE.
I'm not a bunch of ALTS here that some of you believe I am and I ALWAYS admit to who I am if someone takes the time to figure out ME.
And, sorry, but, Andromeda as a name SUCKS BALLS. "Andra" is not even a good nickname. lol
Anycunt, I have no problem owning up to my own shit but don't put other folks' shit on me. It's just lame. I'm not sure what the person who poses as "Lutrelle's" problem is...she's probably that fugly er not good looking person who went by McNightmare here.
Okay, I HOPE I made myself clear without hurting anyone's feelings.
*exhales*
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Couple of things (warning, this is the length of The Stand),
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1Sf1TNoEM (baby and pup having a conversation; cute as hell)
"or homegirl's got a vagina that can suck the freckle off of a Lohan." lmfao, MK! (yes i re-read some of your posts after fking household shit and boring errands)
UBF, something about lawnmowers that just a visual of them and I get shuddery. Please leave that to the Y chrom! Oh also, most of this post made me re-think the disability terms and I also didn't mean anyone any personal distress for throwing that word around in the past. Now if someone is acting the fool and they know better, they will be getting some new term! Like, "meth-ho-brain rot" or something.
Paradoxical bunny, agree with 'let [everyone] already'. Some of us respond because some shit should not be let go of. Ignoring the inciters is the first line, though.
Sweetas, you are golden. But, the individual mentioned something [in a post now deleted by her from 10:20ish last night] about a particular love of mine [not vino; another love] - that comment she made could only have been made from someone who had access to my Fb wall - ESPECIALLY when dumbass FB changed its whole security/public schematics, (those fkers!). Out of my big-whoop Fb friend list of 66 total people, 11 of you guys I friended, before i shut down fb (these same 11 I trust and talk with regularly on here regardless of fb). Point is, I agree with whoever said, "don't just Fb friend people from here", off of a few months of communicating with them here, seriously. They could be a clever and vindictive individual. This is the sad fked up world we live in and I genuinely DON'T appreciate it. It's very curious how certain individuals here ask for real names and personal info casually here. Ridiculous. Reminds me of the ugly 'peaches/centaur' incident. SMH at that mess. People need to check themselves, or ask their night-ward RN to up their thorzine drips.
Honeybadger, true.
Mike, lmfaooo at the "muffintop" sky sex vid!! *Shock-face
CSG, Bjork, rock on sluts.
Anyway, of course I'm late to the finale here, but I have zero problem with pulling out the mute button/leaving the thread when shit goes down. Best thing is to shut it out. *off to cook something; damn ravenous* Happy Sunday all ♥.
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
I was scrolling back through the previous OP (it's a timezone thing - I get bored) when I spotted that The Gobbler had deleted her account. Another regular gone. This was her last post (speaks volumes):
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:39pm.
I don't fight with any posters but I was curious, who are the "alts"?
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Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. And sometimes, you feels like a dumbass for unknowingly interacting with someone who is just playing games.
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
Moody Blues
*walks by yawning and scratching ass* Good morning,lovelies!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 5:48am.
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STANDING OVATION !!!
lmao Arlene! Getting dick and getting it to do what you want IS girl power! ;)
@ sweetass so dick over girl power? I say yes...
*runs for cover *
UBF♥ girl we need a sugar daddy! This girl power stuff is BULLSHIT lol. *soaks feets in urmomma's cooler and sips beer* The lawn can wait. ;)
Lol, Thanks urmomma, but first my feet need a good scrubbing. I wouldn`t force those stinkers onto you after they have been in my yardwork shoes...
Have a good day, guys, i m heading back out there....
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
TO CLARIFY:
I am not the person who posts as "Lutrelle" here.
And, OMG, I must be the biggest fucking wuss on the planet because I cannot start a lawnmower to save my life.
Some of you women folk have bigger balls than the men I know!
WOW!
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UBF!
I can set you up a lawn chair next to sweetas so you can join her in a foot spa. My cooler is big enough for 5 feets...the 3rd person can soak one at a time. We are looking into getting a bigger ice chest/foot spa.
*crack beer open*
All right loves! I am off to watch some college age mens in spandex tackle one another.
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Sweetas
don't worry about hitting the children, I had to build them a fort on stilts after the last tiger attack. Okay. It was not exactly a tiger. It was our stray cat patches, but she does like to pounce! *fills cooler with ice a beer* And when your done you can just soak your feets right in the ice chest. It is what we okies call a foot spa. *courtesys*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Holy shit. Damn near died outside just now. Cut the grass on the slope, and the lawnmover was so fucking heavy, i thought i am about to pass out. Had to get inside to cool down, catch my breath and shit. I thought quitting the cigarettes is supposed to give me more engergy. Bull-fucking Shit.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
lolol I feel you urmomma♥! A footrub? Really?? *peels out of drive with mower and almost hits hidden chillins and hidden giraffe*
Sweetas! Will you mow my lawn? *winking.winking*
Seriously. I will bring you beer and rub your feet. Since college football season started my lawn is a little shaggy *again winking. winking*. I have to tie a bell on the kids to find them when the play outside. It is like their own personal corn maze, but without the corn.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Scheherazade, with all due respect to you, because it seems you are well intentioned, it is sincerely time to heed your very own words and ignore the posts you don't like to read. If - like you said - people are entitled to say what they feel, then let them already. Why not stop trying to control the people who want to respond, since that was the case you were pleading to the Dlisted world in the first place?
scheherazade,i respect your opinion,but next time you will see me answer to the troll,please ignore it too,because in the end it is all insignificant
Ok ok last year for the 4 I did. But only because my 3 got wet in the shower taking dirty pics then died lol don't judge.
Then I was stuck with a horrible stone age phone where texting took forever and there was no Internet.
Which was like going from good red wine to watered down grape kool-aid.
I used to always dis those line up loosers but I was desperate..
1 hour and still sitting here. Why don't I learn my lesson Saturday at the Salon!? Feels like an iPhone line up.. not that I've ever done something so silly ;)
I mean, what else can be said. It's been made clear as fucking crystal that the broad is crazy and has done some shady shit in the past. OK we get it, but maybe it's time for posters to take accountability for interacting with it and giving it the power it needs to destroy this place. IGNORE IT!!! I don't care if it insults the coolest poster in this place, I don't care if it makes fun of a thousand diseased and dying babies, IGNORE IT!!! When shit insults gold does it really matter anyway?
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The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
also, Andromeda was Persephone for a while
"And if you don't like it, scroll past or fuck off."
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I don't like it so alot of times I do "fuck off", me along with many other people it seems.
You seem to think that someone insulting "someone you like" is cause enough to confront someone who has apparently proven time and again that they're really good at "stiring the pot" and making this place a negative place to be. You bring up her racism, propensity to dispense medical advice and abusive childhood as justifications for interacting with this person, all while spewing hate and vitriol yourself.
What you fail to see is all this is insignificant. I've had people insult me for absolutely no reason, but you know what, it's not that big a deal. This is a blog site and absolutely NOTHING anyone here could ever have to say to me matters. You can talk about my mama, daddy, granny, whatever.....when it comes down to it, it doesn't matter because this is not real life....it's the internet people.
Secondly, when someone takes the attitude of I'm going to do what I want disregarding the negative effects and anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off, well, you're just as much a part of the problem as she is. When you don't ignore it, you give it the power it wants, the attention it wants. Pointing out that it's a troll or discrediting the medical advice it gives i all right, yelling at it and attacking it just makes me want to fuck off!
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It's difficult to believe something like this:
Submitted by Rocket Surgeon on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 10:05am.
Sweetas, your post totally made me cry.
AHHHHHHHH
I don't know your real first name btw! What is it????????
I hate the name "Andromeda" because it's super cheesy sounding. lol
Have a wonderful day...you totally made mine (I mean that with all my heart).
When simultaneously another of the person's alts appears and posts this:
Submitted by Lutrelle on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 10:05am.
This shit is pathetic. Yeah I'm talking to yo ass. Smdh
Talk about shooting yourself in the goddamned foot.
Fraggle is a liar. She's the Casey Anthony of D-Listed. Nothing she says is true. "Andromeda"?? Give me a fucking break. Took FOUR YEARS to divulge that, the way she runs off at the mouth about every excruciating detail of her vain, histrionic self? Don't think so.
*half heartedly considers grabbing lawnmower*
Got here at noon and still waiting while hairdresser just starts on this next chick uhg!
Getting ready to mow the lawn lol. Wanna switch lives??? Go on with yo salon gorgeous self!
Hey Sweetas blow out doll you know what's good.
Gotta fix my car so I'll be doing my own mani pedi later!
What u up to girl?
Hey Arlene! Mani/pedi, blowout, or what? *jelliz but not h8in*
Your name's not cheesy, it's unique and very pretty. And yes I've seen that you do know mine so I won't post it here. I sincerely hope that I've made you feel happy in some way, even though it's only on the internetz. I know your alts btw, smdh lol. Still hoping you have a good day, and let the sunshine in. Darkness is overrated, even when you make peace with it.
Hey everybody. It's Saturday afternoon I'm at the salon getting dolled up for a dinner date later.
I read all the comments...who released the fuckin Kracken?
This shit is pathetic. Yeah I'm talking to yo ass. Smdh
Sweetas, your post totally made me cry.
AHHHHHHHH
I don't know your real first name btw! What is it????????
I hate the name "Andromeda" because it's super cheesy sounding. lol
Have a wonderful day...you totally made mine (I mean that with all my heart).
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Love it. I told you before that my father was bipolar. And by that, I mean really ugly in his manic episodes. We all have issues Andromeda (lovely, btw, and I know you know my irl name so both our moms are weird lol), and I know you'll find that the people here are sympathetic to that. I just want you to curb the misplaced anger and you'll find some friends on here. I think you attack people first so they don't hurt you, but if you'll stop the attacks you'll see that they really don't want to hurt you at all. Just my two cents, hope you have a lovely day.
I don't deserve your kindness, Sweetas but your advice is spot on.
When I'm in one of my 'dark phases' I just need to get the fuck off the INTERNET and breathe some fresh air.
And, yes, some of the people with whom I've gotten into spats here with don't deserve my wrath AT ALL. I'm not even sure what sets me off, sometimes it's something small...like a spark on a huge vat of gasoline fuckery.
Anyway...
It seems every time I try, some asshat (not naming names) has to fuck with me rather than just letting old crap die out like it should and then everyone has to dog-pile.
Meh. I get it though, but, my modified behavior is only a part of the battle. There are a lot of people who still come here to stir up crap.
/logging off and getting some fresh air
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Did you see yesterday when you were playing nice how many people responded to you? And in a positive way? Wouldn't you prefer that to the hate?
Okay then Andromeda, use your alts and have fun. It's not the alts people have a problem with. You can actually be funny and offer good advice when you're in the mood. So stay away during your dark periods and you'll actually find friends here, okay? These are good people that don't deserve to be fucked with. When you feel the hate, go to Fox News and tear them a new ass or something. I could get behind that.
Sweetas on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 9:25am.
My real name is Andromeda (my mother was weird).
I don't seek pity or hate from anyone.
If Michael K. wants me to stop posting here, I'm GONE.
There are a lot of people who use 'alts' and fuck with people here for cheap thrills.
Getting rid of me won't solve shit.
Just sayin'....
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Open letter to Angela:
If you really love this site, if you really love MK, leave people the fuck alone. Do you really think he likes it when you spew hate? Seriously?? MK doesn't need the hits. He makes his money from the people who read his blog, thousands and thousands of them, and the comments section only generates a small portion of his revenue. If you are lonely or angry, go outside or see a therapist. Most of the people you attack because you were "wronged" a few years back had nothing to do with that. They weren't even here and shouldn't have to "pay for it" and neither should MK. Why the need to cyber tear at people? You don't win, unless making people pity you is your ultimate goal. Your loneliness and desperation come through loud and clear. You don't look superior, you look mentally unstable. Please, for the love of God, STOP. IT.
Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:16am.
I half expect to be watching a marathon of "Snapped" one day only to see someone named Angela who climbed a bell tower with a rifle and tried to use her posts on the internet gossip site D-Listed as part of her insanity defense
This made me laugh harder then it should have. I'm starting to think she's the Catfish lady.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catfish_(film)
Whoa! It's like a grenade gets dropped in to these OP's and then the grenade thrower steps out and leaves the remaining posters to hash it out. As Maniston would say "Not cool".
As I have previously stated, I have zero fucks to give, so this will likely be my only comment on this subject, but...
It seems to me that if the proprietor of this blog really wanted this person to permanently go away, that would happen. Since this blog is a business, one that likely gets more income based on the volume of traffic, it would not be in his best business interests to permanently remove something that increases traffic. When I first stumbled upon this site it was a time where the troll/alts were silent or at least less active, the post volume was much lower (100-200 on a heated thread). Now you can see almost a thousand (A THOUSAND!) WTH? Not to mention all the unseen to us click/refresh activity that accompanies that. Does this site have Alexa data?
Just know, that whatever ruckus is being caused is helping the cause, ya know? As incendiary as the comments are, they are meant to cause a reaction. Now, I am not saying that it is MK himself (am I?), I am just stating he probably doesn't totally hate it.
I am sure that all of this has been mentioned before, since I can't be the only person thinking this. On the real, I love this site and all the horz that post on here. I'm not saying it has to be rainbows and sunshine all the time (I like the snark), but this troll/alt shit has got to stop.
*lights smoke and ties on blindfold in preparation for firing squad*
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Hi Jintess! Yeah, I'm finding myself pulling back a little and re-evaluating this one, might be too much trouble.
Your day sounds much better then mine - CHOCOLATE! Have a great time.
I'll meet y'all later this afternoon to catch up on the d gossip - there's always something going on around here!
ETA - MK PLEASE PUT UP AN OP THIS AFTERNOON SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP SCROLLING PAST BLOWHAN'S METH FACE!
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Hey Bjorkie, I jumped on with my cuppa before work and got an eyeful of last night's fuckery. Disgusting. I'll look for ya later this afternoon.
Happy Saturday (or Sunday) everyone!
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I half expect to be watching a marathon of "Snapped" one day only to see someone named Angela who climbed a bell tower with a rifle and tried to use her posts on the internet gossip site D-Listed as part of her insanity defense.
Mickey,UBF awesome posts.
Hi CSG!! Did you get it worked out with the older guy? (Wasn't around when the discussion was happening, saw it the next day. I get so bored at work:))
I think he's insecure, but really...that's not your problem. Those are school boy games.
Edit: Heya bjork :D Have a great day! I think I'm going to check out the Austin Chocolate Festival.
CSG!!!!!
I have to run out now, but I want to know what is going on with Rico Suave, okay?
Have a great day everyone!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk8jncczkbI
((HUGE HUGS)) for UBF. And love to Bjork, Cappy, Hotmami, Mike, ESE, Mickey, Becky, Snow Owl, Athens, KA, Neurotic and all the others who keep dlisted a fun place to visit. __________________________________
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Anytime I spot that piece of shit Angela on the D, I will let people know. Contrary to what some asshole and others were alluding to yesterday and today (or stating outright), I am not the one stirring shit with her. She is the pot, the shit, and the spoon.
All day this asshole was posting, and I was surprised at regulars interracting with her, especially since her avie identified her. Scolded by some, I didn't say anything, having battled Angela in last night's OP (and I wasn't the only one, but I was singled out, and blamed, accused of ruining MK's revenue). People, even jack, asking about her hair, etc. I watched her then flirt with jack (offering to wrap her braid around his ass or some shit; it's on this thread somewhere) and then later, with no provocation, call him a fucktard or something like that when he cracked on his friend, Uvy. Of course that was inevitable, that's her pattern. I can understand newbies not knowing, but the regulars?
Anyway, as usual, I watched her trying really hard, posting everywhere, trying to be everyone's best bud, and then saw the next step, where she started dispensing medical advice. I told Irish Fury who she was, the former Madeline Ashton, who was banned. Crying Game posts that she is "un-bannable." This was followed by her other pattern: whining about her abused childhood or some such sob story. Uncle Brain-fart wrote this short statement: "Angela, i make it short and sweet , cause i m really not here to argue with you. If someone bans me numerous times and i have to use IP masking software to get back onto a site i would say it`s a pretty good indicator that i am not welcome. Just saying."
And from there, we got the Angela we all know and loathe. With me, it's the racial shit, with undinespragg, the breakdown, with UBF, the attack on her children, with Cappy, it will be the alcohol, etc. We might get some sappy apology from her, but don't be fooled. It will happen again. She will pop up as a new alt, familiar either by her showing her dumb, barely covered ass in a photo from the stormfront.org calendar, circa 1985, or by her prose.
So, again, the minute I recognize that a poster is Angela, I will let folks know, and I will go after her ass. I will not ignore her because patterns show that that doesn't work. I will tell people who she is, crack on her, anything that will not make her feel welcome (where is RickiLake when you need him?). I'm might not going sit back and let her do this shit, especially to people I like. And if you don't like it, scroll past or fuck off.
Signed,
Bjork You, Den Trolljegeren
Ignore it and report it. I know the "report abuse" link is for spam, but since there's so little spam on this site, typing a message to MK and the mods seems appropriate in this case.
I realize banning it will probably result in its changing form and coming back, so report it and ban it again. And again. And again. Until it crawls back into the swamp it crawled out of.
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Wow, just wow. Just when you think someone can`t sink to a new low, they prove you wrong.
Angela, I feel sorry for you. Undoubtly you never had someone who loved you unconditionally. No matter how "retarded" you think my children are, how broken and "unworthy" of life, just after reading your comments it showed me again how BLESSED i am to have them.
Every day i wake up and know there are at least two people in this world who I mean the world to. EVERY DAY. No matter how ugly i am, how broke, or selfconsious i may be, they love me all the same.
Because of that knowledge i don`t have to put pictures of myself in underwear on blogs to get attention. Because of that knowledge i don`t have to fish for people`s weaknesses to throw them in their faces whenever it fits my little show. Because of that knowledge i leared to worry alot less about me, me, me, but more about other people.
I feel sorry for you that you never have and never will know that feeling of unconditional love. That hate is all that drives you cause you wouldn`t know and see love if it was glued to the inside of your eyelids.
This is officially the last time i will ever talk to you. And i m not even mad at you. I pity you. How fucking sad and lonely you have to be. I wish that one day you get the kind of love my children get ever day. But i think you are so damaged you wouldn`t even know how to accept it. How fucking sad is that?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucki/ng glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
ON topic, here's the skydiving sex video, if anyone's interested.
http://www.vkmag.com/magazine/onderzoek_naar_sex_tijdens_parachute_spron...
I think they're fucking on the plane, but not in the air. There's no way you can keep that position and keep the dick in too, IMO.
I don't think they're fucking at all. Regardless, they're people I'd never want to see have sex. The girl has a goddamned muffintop.
*crickets*
Moody Blues
aaaaand then i come back and everyone has left. i guess everyone doesnt have a fucked up sleep pattern like i do. i would really like to discuss american apparel girl over here, with the mom jeans and v-cut top. i like that she looks like a natural, normal girl but daaaaaaaaamn that outfit.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK