Kirk Cameron's Office Birthday Party Was A Lot Of Fun

Do not let anybody tell you that a KFC family pack cake, 3 Subway $5 foot-longs, a half a bottle of orange juice, mayo packets, a trash can full of broken down cardboard boxes, Tracey Gold as The Grudge girl and a dining set from Ashley Furniture DOES NOT a party make. If they don't believe your ass just show them this picture of Kirk Cameron blowing to his 41 years on earth at an office birthday party whose budget was twice that than his movie Left Behind.

So what if those two ladies look like the happiness has been sucked from their beings and they would rather be 69ing a urinal or trapped in file cabinet field under fluorescent lighting. This is Kirk's big day and he's partying so hard that he's throwing up a dick. Or maybe he's sucking up an upside down dick. I know you see it. If you don't, then the power of Christ compels you to see it!

Source: Buzzfeed via The Hairpin

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Submitted by smichelle44 on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:35am.

Alright, his birthday party might not have been the best out there, but the picture is hilarious! The face of the ladies behind him says it all, why on earth didn't he hire professionals organizing the event? Needless to say this was not the best birthday party he had ever had!

Submitted by angela34 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:45pm.

He could use some cheering up, where's everyone? Frankly I would have expected a party bus celebration from him instead of this. The guy should definitely review few things in his life.

Submitted by Ben James 94104 on Wed, 10/26/2011 - 6:43pm.

Hmmmm .... I wonder if his party would be better attended if he continued to pose like this ... http://homepage.ntlworld.com/canalside/100malestars/nude/CameronKirk01.j...

Submitted by HangryHippo on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 6:36pm.

this was recent? i like the captionthis contest: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/kirk-camerons-sad...

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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 5:59am.

Sad, but that's what you get when you are a religious zealot.

Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:26am.

Reading the other posts about Subway experiences.... one of my towns many Subway stores has a worker with visible dandruff. I so rarely buy Subway for myself. I usually get it for my husband and my kids hate it. Veggie Delight on honey oat is the only one I like.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 3:17am.

This birthday party is bigger than any party I've ever had! When my daughter was 8 we watched the movie "Left Behind" and by that point in her life she had seen plenty of scary movies and none of them scared her. "Left Behind" scared the crap out of her!! She's almost 11 now and we joke about it to this day. I've wondered what Kirk would say if I told him that. Pass me a veggie sub! Actually an Italian Quiznos would be waaaay better!!

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Submitted by ChronicX on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 12:35pm.

Every so often I get a giggle out of your posts but this one was just mean-spirited and stupid. We get it. You're gay. Christians don't like homosexuality. Boo Hoo. I am NOT a Cameron or Jesus or Trix Rabbit fan but this type of post does nothing but make me feel a bit sorry for you. Dude, bury the ones who deserve it, especially Lohan, I do so enjoy seeing her flounder about the truth otherwise try to at least keep it noble and not expose your inner-rage at irrelevant people.

PS "Offensive comments may be deleted." Really?! Have you read ANY of your own posts. I don't mind you being an asshole, just don't be a hypocritical one.

Submitted by Rocket Surgeon on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:55am.

Poopele on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 9:23am.

Poopster, most 'real' Christians end up with their heads on pikes.

Just...yaknow..."Sayin'"

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The above statement is true

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 7:53am.

Submitted by Hysteria
Submitted by Poopele

Christians give their money to the poor people instead of throwing big birthday parties.
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ooooOOOOOooooo! Tell that to the multi-gazillion dollar evangelicals.

Not a touch of sarcasm?

I like the old saying, "We need a sarcasm font."

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Needing a font to discern sarcasm doesn't say much for your wit. Addressing your point, in the bible, in Matthew, after the Sermon on the Mount, Jesus does say that people will come to him saying "I preached in your name, I forgave sins in your name, etc" and Jesus will say to them "I don't know you".

So in fairness, there are tons of people who chall themselves "Christian", but have you ever actually met a Christian? I haven't.

Submitted by bookworm on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 1:04am.

I always thought Growing Pains was like a poor man's version of Family Ties. I LOVED my 80's sitcoms but Growing Pains never grew on me (ha).

Kirk's religious fervour is beyond scary.

Submitted by KA on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:06pm.

our subway is pretty nice but the jimmy johns is 10x nicer.

ill hate on him all i want. hes a fucking asshole that thinks hes so god damn superior that he can go around and tell other people what they believe is not only wrong, but will send them to a horrible place. fuck him! does anyone remember when he was going around paying gang members $20 to listen to him and his shpil? you know even jesus is eye rolling over this shit.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:27pm.

He looks genuinly pleased with that cake, so no judgement here. After all it's the little things in life that can make a big difference (like someone remembering your birthday and buying you a cake).

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

Submitted by Wendykroy on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:57pm.

Still no wedding ring?

Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:37pm.

The only thing I can say about Kirk is he got John Stamos' left overs. He married Chelsea Noble who was(is) a royal b*tch. When I was 18 I went to see John Stamos, who was utter sweetness, and she, who was and is nobody, acted like she was too good to even breath air with John's fans. B*tch!

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:23pm.

I always wondered why Kirk and his sister, DJ Tanner, became evengelicals. Even before the money and fame dried up.
DJ's web site used to have a quiz titled "Are you going to Hell?" The answer was inevitably yes. I never went back.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 7:12pm.

One problem I had with that article is -- that little cake is supposed to be for 10-15 people ? Unless they're tiny pieces .. something's fishy about that explanation.

Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:34pm.

I can't hate on this guy. Not every asshole has to spend $1 million on a party or go to Vegas for their birthday. Some people work for a living. I'm lucky if I get a grocery store cake and a few used candles!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:23pm.

this is the latest I've just seen on this photo:

"According to a person at the party who spoke to The Cutline, there were 10-15 people behind the camera when the photo of Cameron was taken. And none of them, it seems, was aware the photo went viral."

the whole article, if you really care;

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/story-behind-kirk-cameron-sad-birthd...

Submitted by applecider on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:52pm.

Very weird picture indeed... From the shitty sandwiches - Subway is gross, period- the packing boxes, the garbage cans, and the stern-looking sister-wives... And what's the deal with the one on the right? Creepy and barefoot! WTF?

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:45pm.

If he believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead.. thing of what pirate fun and pasta instead!

Submitted by yucko on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:43pm.

Fuuuck this looks depressing as shit. And this is coming from someone who usually doesn't do anything for her birthday unless it's alone, and the only person who remembers/cares about my birthday is my mom, excluding insincere, meaningless facebook wall posts. (Woe is me)

Submitted by Kandykane on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:43pm.

That camera angle is very funny! What are the odds? Definitely looks like he's blowing a dick, so much so I didn't even see the Walmart cake.

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Hekki -...Brag: When I was a girl back in the 70s, we used to get Subways from the original Pete's Subs in Bridgeport, CT. It seemed like it took forever for the guy to make it, and then my dad insisted we let it sit for a while to let the flavors meld together. Sweet, sweet torture...

Hekki! I grew up down the street!! Ever go to the movies at The Beverly?

Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:36pm.

I do see a dick...he is definitely throwing up a dick....what a trip!!

Submitted by Vermithrax on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:36pm.

Looks like a real hoot.

Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:27pm.

*dies laughing at this pic*

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:48pm.

Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:17pm.

Hi CG -

Don't think he goes for the tuna? What about his "sidekick" Mary Magdeline (sp?)?? Seems like he liked the hos. Ya never know.

No worries. We'll be in hell together, eating roasted weenies and crab cakes.
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Hi back, tiny dancer.

You make hell sound like a man vs. food episode.

I'm sooooooooooooo there!

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!

*hiccup*

*BIG BURP*

Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:42pm.

Those fundamentalist Christians really know how to par-tay!

Moody Blues

Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:12pm.

Those better be veggie subs, lest he be eating one of God's creatures...

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:11pm.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:32pm.
I stopped going to the local Subway because they had this meth head I call "Dr. Tooth" - if you added up all the toof chunks in his head, it would probably equal one. I couldn't take watching him to make sure no chunks found their way into my sammy. *gags more*
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Mine has an old, old woman with long greasy gray hair, a profusely sweating obese guy with long beard whiskers and a young scabby methhead.

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So hott. Go on, please...

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:09pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:26pm.
agirl I SOWWY!! I really meant to type "agirl"... sigh. Okay, go ahead and call me Skeetas or Sleetas or something lol. *shuffles off*

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No biggie, I forgive you, Sweetas.

JEEBUS and his one and only chosen spokesperson Kirk here, though, say that you will BURN IN HELL FOREVAH!!!! (sorry)

Submitted by unemployed_bum on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:58pm.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:32pm.
Sweetas, not all subways are like that. My favorite subway is very clean and new with super cute guys.
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I used to be a manager at a Subway(among many other jobs) to pay for college. The owner was the stingiest motherfucker ever. He had signs everywhere in the store that said, "If you have time to lean, you have time to clean!!!" If you were ever caught not moving while punched in, he'd give this big long speech about how this business was his "bread & butter". One time I had the stomach flu, but wasn't allowed to stay home, and he walked in on me throwing up in the bathroom and gave me the speech. I still have panic attacks when I go near a Subway

Submitted by moonmaid on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:56pm.

I laughed so hard at this post I got the hiccups. The lady behind the door kills me. FML indeed.

OMG, this is so fucking sad and hilarious at the same time. Born again Christianity has to power to suck the life out of everything! Damn, what happened to the rest of the people? Are they next door at the Satan Shindig?

I can't stop laughing and my husband is about to walk through the door all grumpy and shit about traffic. My chortling will certainly make him even grumpier! lol THanks MK for this classic.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:20pm.
Christians give their money to the poor people instead of throwing big birthday parties.
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ooooOOOOOooooo! Tell that to the multi-gazillion dollar evangelicals.

Not a touch of sarcasm?

I like the old saying, "We need a sarcasm font."
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Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:08pm.

This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. =(

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:07pm.

I laughed so hard at this post I got the hiccups. The lady behind the door kills me. FML indeed.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:02pm.

Sweetas, not all subways are like that. My favorite subway is very clean and new with super cute guys.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:00pm.

Scrubways in NYC are almost exclusively owned and operated by young Indian/Pakistani men.

Brag: When I was a girl back in the 70s, we used to get Subways from the original Pete's Subs in Bridgeport, CT. It seemed like it took forever for the guy to make it, and then my dad insisted we let it sit for a while to let the flavors meld together. Sweet, sweet torture.

The shit they serve now is a pale imitation of the original.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:51pm.

Nice fishy!! :p What is it with frickin Subway? I didn't even mention the chola angel there, who you would thank for giving you the wrong sandwich with the wrong stuff on it so you wouldn't get cut. Bitch had the cut mark tat across her neck....*shudder*...but her eyebrow game was impeccable.

Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:50pm.

Christians give their money to the poor people instead of throwing big birthday parties.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:05pm.
I doubt he touches the tuna.

He's turning the 'sausage' sammiches into a kazillion...he's just awaiting his gay entourage [i.e. his 'disciples'] to break 'bread' and drink the water that turned into wine with him.

I'm officially going straight to hell, do not pass go for this passage.
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Hi CG -

Don't think he goes for the tuna? What about his "sidekick" Mary Magdeline (sp?)?? Seems like he liked the hos. Ya never know.

No worries. We'll be in hell together, eating roasted weenies and crab cakes.
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Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:35pm.

Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:01pm.

Yes, but with his special Jezus skills, Kirk will turn the few tuna-sub loaves into thousands.

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I doubt he touches the tuna.

He's turning the 'sausage' sammiches into a kazillion...he's just awaiting his gay entourage [i.e. his 'disciples'] to break 'bread' and drink the water that turned into wine with him.

I'm officially going straight to hell, do not pass go for this passage.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:31pm.

Yes, but with his special Jezus skills, Kirk will turn the few tuna-sub loaves into thousands.
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hahaa! scuze me if i'm repeating a theme, but it's just there.
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Submitted by ItsGmanFool on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:19pm.

If you give them Subway foot longs. They will come! John 2:12

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:07pm.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:32pm.
I stopped going to the local Subway because they had this meth head I call "Dr. Tooth" - if you added up all the toof chunks in his head, it would probably equal one. I couldn't take watching him to make sure no chunks found their way into my sammy. *gags more*
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Mine has an old, old woman with long greasy gray hair, a profusely sweating obese guy with long beard whiskers and a young scabby methhead.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:35pm.
As long as we're talking about gross fast food experiences, my whole family went to a local Chinese buffet for my grandparents' anniversary. A month later, it was closed, and an article in the newspaper said the health inspector found frozen rat, cat, skunk and dog carcasses in their freezer.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:02pm.

*gag* @ all the hair/bandaid(seriously?? SCARRED)/rat stories!!

I stopped going to the local Subway because they had this meth head I call "Dr. Tooth" - if you added up all the toof chunks in his head, it would probably equal one. I couldn't take watching him to make sure no chunks found their way into my sammy. *gags more*

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:56pm.

agirl I SOWWY!! I really meant to type "agirl"... sigh. Okay, go ahead and call me Skeetas or Sleetas or something lol. *shuffles off*