Johnny Depp At The Rum Diary Premiere

It's not often that Johnny Derp shows up to the premiere of a movie that wasn't farted out from the mind of Tim Burton, so he celebrated this rare and special occasion by wearing the same suit he always wears to every event and then he brushed his middle part mop with one of those fish bone combs from Heathcliff like he always does! The world is changing, but one thing that will never change is that somewhere at any point in time is Johnny Depp looking like a beach hobo who dressed up in a Boardwalk Empire costume to play the nutshell game with tourists in Atlantic City for gin money. Or like my Salvadoran uncle leaving a Chess King circa 1987.

Here's more of Johnny, Aaron Eckhart and Blake Johanasson (born name: Amber Heard) at the L.A. premiere of The Rum Diary last night. Since my brain hasn't evolved past the age of 11, I like to call it The Rum Diarrhea (that should be a drink!).

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:19am.

Raul ain't turning termite for any dude, well maybe Elvis in his prime but since he's dirt nappin' it ain't happin'!

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:21am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:44am.
But I could for the right woman.
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Cunnilingus?

Edited to add: I'd be awful at it because I'd be gagging the whole time.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:17am.

Who gives a shit about Johnny, Aaron is DELICOUS Johnny is like a little boy with an old face next to that gorgeous hunk of man.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:17am.

M.E.
*nods in your direction*...how you doin'?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:14am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:22am.
Yes, Johnny Depp definitely is fighting the hot. I still would though just for bragging rights.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:14am.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:33am.
M.E. is gay? SaaaaayWHUT?
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I AM NOT GHEY!

But I could for the right woman.

Justsayyin.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:12am.

Whamo - curiosity killed the cat in my early 20's.

What can I say. Least I learned that I'm strictly dickly, had to prove that one out.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:12am.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:27am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:03am.
Amber Heard is a lesbian?
*does a quick clean up of yes yes*
Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.

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Let's you, me and Amber all test that theory. I only know that I was bored as hell getting it from a man, even though I was really into the guy otherwise.

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Migraineuse, was it one of those "Damn, I could have had a V8" oral sessions. Those are the worst, and when the other person is trying so hard to please, it turns into a goddam marathon, lasting longer than "Shoah."

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:11am.

Dog *scratches your ears* NO dammit, I'm at work! And it's Friday, and gorgeous here, and everyone else but 2 people have left. *kicks rocks* How about you?

OT *lick*

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:08am.

Sweetas, you foolio! Are you already enjoying your weekend???

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:07am.

Dog lol she said something down the thread about only a girl being able to munch another girl properly. I was just being a smart ass. I know, GASP. :)

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:04am.

I'm bi myself, what's the big deal?

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:03am.

M.E. is gay? SaaaaayWHUT?

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:02am.

It's confirmed. Gerard Butler is on set and my GF said he's surprisingly HOT AS FUCK IRL.

Yes, I'm going to go down there at noon.

*fans self*

Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:01am.

I tire of Johnny Depp's hipster tosspot routine. Get a new thing already.

Amber Heard looks glamorous and modern - absolute perfection. This is what Lindsay Lohan thinks she looks like.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:00am.

Deb

I wished that I gardened for a living. That would be my dream job.

I started when we bought the house and for the last 3 years (since the company I worked for went belly up) have done it and gotten more and more into it. I compost everything, do the worm composting and tea, even have an organic veggie patch. My husband still can't belive I am the same woman who used to wear 4 inch heels to work and now am sifting manure to fertilize the yard and garden.

I envy you that you get paid for it!

Submitted by mharker on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:59am.

Amber Heard = why ScarJo's naked pics were "accidentally" made public.

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Silly rabbit.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:58am.

I like Amber Heard. I think she's pretty and should chill on the nudity. I get that she's comfortable in that rather hot body of hers, but she's got more potential than some actresses who really need to keep showing, or should show, their boobs. Check her out in that remake of that British movie with the same name, called "In Soon the Darkness" co-starring that hot piece Karl "Caesar" Urban.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:57am.

*high fives GG, ano and MJT* LMAO @ "that's not the only thing I'd lick down"!!

And yeah Amber is HOT. Not that I'm ghey like M.E. or anything. *mouths "call me" at M.E.*

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:57am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:03am.

Amber Heard is a lesbian?

*does a quick clean up of yes yes*

Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.

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Let's you, me and Amber all test that theory. I only know that I was bored as hell getting it from a man, even though I was really into the guy otherwise.

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:56am.

Datura hit the nail squarely on the head. Heard does look like a skinny ScarJo.

The funny thing about the picture of her with her mouth open is that she has her tongue firmly planted on the roof of her mouth which is the Gayelle way of saying, "NO DICK ENTERS HERE".

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:55am.

Johnny is that you? I did not recognize you with out the sidewalk on your bloated face.

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Submitted by guest on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:55am.

Submitted by Datura on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:21am.
Amber Heard looks like a skinnier ScarJo in these pictures.

IKR! Scarjo wishes.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by mharker on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:53am.

Submitted by HeddaHopper on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:44am.

ITA. I'm sure he's a good guy, and he's a great actor, but I think it's ridiculous how other celebs are scrutinized for having the same sort of "I'm so bohemian and so above Hollywood but oh wait! A role in another crappy Tim Burton movie or a Pirates sequel? Sign me up!" attitude but he gets a pass.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:52am.

Johnny Depp is one hot ass beach bum. I would.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:52am.

Yes, Johnny Depp definitely is fighting the hot. I still would though just for bragging rights. Although he'd probably read emo poems, talk about the meaning of life and cry afterwards. *ugh*

Aaron Eckhart looking good.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:52am.

Gardening Girl,
Gardening Girl,
How does your garden grow?

Veggies? Flowers? Herbs?

Grow some dope: plant a man.

*hoik*

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:52am.

Aaron Eckhart is a good actor. I even forgive him for "Battle Los Angeles." Loved him "Thank You for Smoking," "Towelhead" (great book, too), "Your Friends and Neighbors," and "Rabbit Hole," to name a few. He's getting more comfortable in his roles and on talk shows (I think he's a little shy and self conscious in real life and perhaps just a stiff and cornball). Anyway, you gotta love him for this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2004/apr/04/theatre
"(He and Paltrow famously did not get on. 'Gwyneth, in my opinion, is...' he says now, pausing for effect, 'one of the public's favourite actresses.')"

Submitted by Datura on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:51am.

Amber Heard looks like a skinnier ScarJo in these pictures. She's gorgeous in the trailer for this movie.

Bedhead aside, Johnny looks better here than he has for a while.

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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:51am.

WOW - Amber Heard + that dress - VA VA VA VOOM!!

*falling unconscious on floor*

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:50am.

♫♪♫ " Everybody was Tongue Fu fighting..." ♫♪♫

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:49am.

Gardening Girl - I'm just sayin'....;-)~
Hey, do you garden for a living? The reason I ask is that I do.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:49am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:12am.
M.E

Just asking cos you mentioned GB filming in your area yesterday. Let me know if you need to borrow an extra large duffle bag and a gag-ball
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I didn't do any stalking yesterday. But I think I'll take a nice walk at lunch and enjoy the view.

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:49am.

BloHanitis?

I'd have to see the teefs to confirm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:48am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:15am.
Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.
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I think we need to test that theory M.E.
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Been tested.
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Damn M.E. you just went up 20 points on my hot list. lol :0

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:47am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:09am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:03am.
Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.
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Your facts are wrong.
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There are some men that are near damn perfect in the sport, but a woman knows how to please another woman.

Damn. I'm sounding so gayelle.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:46am.

What a vivid image Deb!

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:45am.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:07am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:03am.
Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.
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I think we need to test that theory M.E.
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Been tested.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:44am.

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:11am.
What is this new Hollyweird affliction that requires a formerly hot guy to make himself look as fugly and as hideous as possible?

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She has BloHanitis.

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Submitted by scallywagy on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:44am.

Just another day in Hollywood you think, but just tell that to Johnny who secretly licks the lid of media whoredom with the studied veneer of a middle aged woman ogling a 21 year old body surfer.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/10/johnny-depp-is-still-americas-pr...

Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:44am.

and that heard girl looks like agyness deyn

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:43am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:56am.

Sure but bring beer and tissue cuz I got feeling we'll be sitting on the bench
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LMAO, I'll have a few Bounty's tucked on my shirt like a bib!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:42am.

M.E

Just asking cos you mentioned GB filming in your area yesterday. Let me know if you need to borrow an extra large duffle bag and a gag-ball.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:42am.

Oh boy a pie eating contest!

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:41am.

i don't know exactly when it happened but depp became a total douche.

love eckhart though. he's always great.

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Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:41am.

What is this new Hollyweird affliction that requires a formerly hot guy to make himself look as fugly and as hideous as possible?

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:40am.

Hey not for nothing, but rum diarrhea is no joke! Especially after a day of mai tai's!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:40am.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:07am.
Somehow I think the operation to take things off has to be worse than the operation to put things on.
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I'll just wear a padded bra for her that way I keep my man bits.

*don't judge, she IS that hot* lol!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:39am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:03am.
Only a woman can properly carpet munch another woman. FACT.
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Your facts are wrong.
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:39am.

m.e. is now gb's newest & hottest stalker. lol.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.