Johnny Depp At The Rum Diary Premiere

October 14, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s not often that Johnny Derp shows up to the premiere of a movie that wasn’t farted out from the mind of Tim Burton, so he celebrated this rare and special occasion by wearing the same suit he always wears to every event and then he brushed his middle part mop with one of those fish bone combs from Heathcliff like he always does! The world is changing, but one thing that will never change is that somewhere at any point in time is Johnny Depp looking like a beach hobo who dressed up in a Boardwalk Empire costume to play the nutshell game with tourists in Atlantic City for gin money. Or like my Salvadoran uncle leaving a Chess King circa 1987.

Here’s more of Johnny, Aaron Eckhart and Blake Johanasson (born name: Amber Heard) at the L.A. premiere of The Rum Diary last night. Since my brain hasn’t evolved past the age of 11, I like to call it The Rum Diarrhea (that should be a drink!).

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