I Love To Neigh At Weddings!

October 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Brenda Song is keeping her lips shut to public ears about whether or not her uterus is playing the lullaby version of the Mr. Ed theme song, but her now fiance Trace Cyrus is telling the world that the wedding march version of the Mr. Ed theme song will soon play in the Cyrus stables, because they’re getting mare-eeeeeed! It’s as Peter Shaffer rewrote Equus and gave it the happy ending it really deserves. The emo scarecrow let this out on Twitter today:

I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!

The thing about horse’s being hung must be true, because why else would Brenda willingly marry into a fucked up family that is more horrifying than the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family. I mean, at Thanksgiving she’ll have Billy Ray on one side smacking on Corn Pops while he has a staring contest with her nipples and on the other side she’ll have Noah Cyrus singing a Peaches song in between gnawing on a neck bone. But Brenda obviously liked it enough to put a rein on it, so congrats to her! And I, for one, can’t wait for Mai Song’s dramatic A STAIN ON THIS HORSE monologue about this mess.

via UsWeekly

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