How Do You Say "Tacky Ass Famewhores" In Arabic?
Pimp Mama Kris and her yellow ribbon pig Kim Kuntrashian are currently in Dubai to meet with several billionaire sheiks about possibly selling the younger Jenner girls since they aren't bringing in the dough fast enough, and last night they quickly stopped into a store to pose in abayas, niqabs and hijabs for the cameras.
You might be marking this day in your kalendars as the first time in famewhore history that Kim Kardashian actually covered her Close Encounters face for the cameras, but think about it. Uh huh. Kim getting her face covered in something for the cameras. That's what got us into this mess in the first place! Although, this is the first time in history that three abayas had to be sewn together to cover her dunes of despair ass.
For me, the only good thing that came from this post is that I found my new favorite site where I can learn how to curse a trick out in every language. Now I'm that much closer to achieving my goal of getting slapped in the face in every accent (yes, slaps have accents).
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THESE BITCHES!!! Whether they're in culturally appropriate clothes or not, they are pains in the asshole. They're getting flamed because they are fools, regardless of their wardrobe.
These people make me hostile.
At least the Japanese had the good sense to kick Wonky out for her criminal record. I'm surprised Kim wasn't kicked out for her whore record.
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Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:07pm.
Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:55am.
Okay, I'm sicka wondering. WTF does "SMH" mean?????
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Pupster, I think I'm 99.99999% sure that "SMH" means "Shaking my head"...[i.e. a form/expression of utter exasperation].
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As opposed to throwing oneself on the floor and throwing a tantrum. Works for me! Fanks!
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Dog: it's "shaking my head" as in disapproval or disbelief
I had to ask before, and never IM, so I got sick of wondering too. :-)
shaking my hoohaw
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@guest - I thought it meant "suck my hogleg" and while that would be appropriate for Lutrelle when s/he says it, I was wondering about the girls up in here who say it.
Just sayin.
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Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:55am.
Okay, I'm sicka wondering. WTF does "SMH" mean?????
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Pupster, I think I'm 99.99999% sure that "SMH" means "Shaking my head"...[i.e. a form/expression of utter exasperation].
Please Jack. Let's keep the love of fucking out of this horrorshow!
@dog...i always thought it meant 'smack me hard' So that's what imma thinking when i type it...but someone else was saying it means 'shaking my head'.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Tacky bitches. LOL @ "Close Encounters face."
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After looking at these pictures, somehow the ragging on Johnny Depp seems so trivial. At least he got where he is because of his talent and not some sex tape.
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Come on, isn't anyone in the ultra conservative Muslim world disgusted enough by these two whores to issue a fatwa against them? Please, anyone??
This is the only time I've ever seen these people in nice clothing. I think niqabs are all sorts of wrong and scary, but abayas and hijabs are usually very beautiful. Way nicer than the way 90% of women in the U.S. dress.
Stone them! Where's a religious mob when you need them?!? Ban them from leaving the country. Accuse them of spying! We have a chance to be rid of them, it must be seized.
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Okay, I'm sicka wondering. WTF does "SMH" mean?????
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Submitted by lastdiva on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:44am.
These dumb whores don't even understand that this garb they appear to be celebrating is a symbol of religiously sanctioned female oppression.
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Oh let's not go there, especially when you're completely ignorant on what these clothes represent. In the Arab world, female oppression has nothing to do with clothing. There is nothing religiously sanctioned about the burqa, it's a cultural dress, plain and simple. And the vast majority of women who wear it in Dubai wear it out of their own free will and desire. I know it may come as a surprise, but many women around the world do not find dressing like a whore "liberating." To them, it's degrading to show off their assets to every lecher and pervert on the street.
Everything these bitches do offends me. In essence, please die already.
Maurice Sendak, could you ring up the Iranians again? kthnxbai
Mowgli makes me wear one of these when we do the deed
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
for the love of fuck really??
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Honor killers. Where for art thou?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:35am.
ZINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha.
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IrishFury on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:44am.
Ugh! Half the men insisting "their women" dress like this have seen Kim's sex tape at least twice.
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EggfuckingZactly!
Thumbnail 5 looks as if she's saying "Please momma dont hind my beauty!'
I have so-called educated friends here who have referred to themselves as "talking American".
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I totally think they are fame whores but if they wore their regular clothes everyone would flame them for not respecting the culture. I just don't care enough about them to like them or hate them. I just wish they would go away.
*waits to be accused of being a Kardashian again*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Whatever scrap of international prestige America had left after the "Jersey Shore" bottom-feeders' bunga bunga party in It-ly, these Kardashian tramps will trample into dust
Where's Al-Qaeda when you really need them?
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Beheadings to the left, stonings to the right.
These dumb whores don't even understand that this garb they appear to be celebrating is a symbol of religiously sanctioned female oppression. They think they are playing dress-up, next they'll be in Asia dressed as Geishas - hopefully with their obi sloppily tied in front. Actually, one more peel-n-pull and Kim WILL look Asian. Idiots.
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Ugh! Half the men insisting "their women" dress like this have seen Kim's sex tape at least twice.
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Deb, that's almost as ignorant as when we were in school and a kid from Oz was asked if he could speak "Australian".
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They are shallow and corrupt and getting off on this like it's the Dance of The Seven Veils.
They'll stone a woman for driving a car but they'll let this whore into their country?! smh
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:35am.
It's not the first time she's been covered from head to toe in black that's for sure.
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Ba-DUM! tshhhhh!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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What a huge insult to the chaste women who are forced to wear these items of clothing, and the ones who wear them voluntarily.
Shoot these whores-shians, please.
Migraineuse, I guess if she can't be paid to do something and be photographed while doing it, Kim won't do it.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:37am.
*prays "please be kidnapped and human trafficked...please be kidnapped and human trafficked...please be kidnapped and human trafficked..."
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You are soooo bad!
that's the nicest thing i've seen these chicks wear.
Does Kris think she's a toreodor? (sorry for the spelling) What's with that jacket?
WOW, MK! Thanks for the YouSwear.com, now one of my favorites! Love that there are categories for Battlestar Galactica and Jersey Shore. I'll check them out later.
Concerning these sharmotahs, I am actually offended by their exploitation of muslim women's garb.
True story about my dimwitted sister-in-law. She's actually an executive recruiter. She lost a prospect who tired of waiting and took another job. He was from the middle east. She exclaimed, "I wish I could curse him out in muslim!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Know how you say "Tacky Ass Famewhore" in Arabic? Kardashian.
It's universal. Bitches took over the term, too.
Whamo on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:36am.
Not as many as you think becasue they're packaged inside full colostomy bags.
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*LMFAO*
OMG. Was the plane ride really that long to get to the oily dude?
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:37am.
WORD.
They think the world is just a big shopping mall.
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Wouldn't her "type" be eligible for a public stoning out there? I'm just saying................
Enough!!
Kill it with fire!
I don't understand rich people. You're in a foreign country which is most likely gorgeous and has all kinds of culture and stuff to get involved in. Yet you go to shops like Coach and Gucci which are the same damn places you shop at when you're home? I mean, why waste the time? Get out and hike, visit museums, wineries, restaurants, sail and ski and hang on a pristine beach!
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*prays "please be kidnapped and human trafficked...please be kidnapped and human trafficked...please be kidnapped and human trafficked..." *
Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:33am.
How many sex tapes are they smuggling in under those phony@ss Barbie Burqas?
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Not as many as you think becasue they're packaged inside full colostomy bags.