How Do You Say “Tacky Ass Famewhores” In Arabic?

October 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris and her yellow ribbon pig Kim Kuntrashian are currently in Dubai to meet with several billionaire sheiks about possibly selling the younger Jenner girls since they aren’t bringing in the dough fast enough, and last night they quickly stopped into a store to pose in abayas, niqabs and hijabs for the cameras.

You might be marking this day in your kalendars as the first time in famewhore history that Kim Kardashian actually covered her Close Encounters face for the cameras, but think about it. Uh huh. Kim getting her face covered in something for the cameras. That’s what got us into this mess in the first place! Although, this is the first time in history that three abayas had to be sewn together to cover her dunes of despair ass.

For me, the only good thing that came from this post is that I found my new favorite site where I can learn how to curse a trick out in every language. Now I’m that much closer to achieving my goal of getting slapped in the face in every accent (yes, slaps have accents).

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