Afternoon Crumbs

The Shame (working title: A Thousand Michael Fassbender Sex Scenes in 120 Minutes) trailer is here – Lainey Gossip

If you smushed RiRi and Katie Price together – Hollywood Tuna

Kirstie Alley is trying to prove that you’re never too old to beard – Celebitchy

Oh, that moving truck is just driving Demi Moore’s bathroom photo shoot bikinis into storage for the winter – The Superficial

Celebrity Apprentice is scraping the bottom of the beaver’s ass on Donald Trump’s head with next season’s cast (George Takei, Debbie Gibson and Cheryl Tiegs not included in that statement) – Towleroad

Throw some purple wings on Hayden Pantywhatever and she could be a Fairywinkle – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

First Ashton in Two and a Half Men and now Fred Durst in his own sitcom? The C in CBS officially stands for cuntbag – The Daily What

Katie Holmes as Slutty Pumpkin looks more like Katie Holmes as Annoying Ass Squash – The Berry

There’s always a lady crossing her arms in the background with a THIS TRICK look on her face – Popsugar

Nicki Minaj on the cover of W Magazine’s art issue – Just Jared

A highly-educational video on beautifying your eyebrow situation – The Hairpin

And thus the Gerard Buterling of Tom Hardy begins with shitty looking romantic comedy – ICYDK

Eva Longoria can hold a cup of coffee and open a car door at the same time – Popoholic

SHUT IT DOWN. Justin Bieber is multiplying! – Videogum

Wonky McValtrex gets a star…..on Poland’s walk of whores….in some mall – Celebslam

Charlie’s Angels are in cancellation hell now – SOW

Kitten fight club – Cityrag

Rick Ross had a seizure today – Necole Bitchie

Lindsay Lohan’s court-ordered therapy sessions are going well too – I’m Not Obsessed

Brangie’s Malibu mansion looks like some mess from The Sims – Hollywood Rag