You Jealous Women Just Won’t Let Courtney Stodden’s Facebook Page Be Great

October 13, 2011 / Posted by:

FYI: By “great” I mean illegal, wrong and illegal. Courtney Stodden’s Facebook page should be thrown into a cell in the pedophile wing of Facebook prison. It’s that kind of wrong. And speaking of things that should be thrown into prison, Courtney Stodden’s pimp/mother Krista Keller is screaming at the all the injustices in the Facebook world after her 17-year-old daughter’s page was shut down 10 times for being inappropriate. Krista’s sense of logic is obviously as advanced as her sense of parenting, because she tells E! News that the delusion-maker in her head believes that jealous hating wives have formed an anti-sexyiguana league and are trying to stop her natural beauty of a goddess daughter from moisturizing the sexy with a whole lot of illegal wrongness.

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”

Nobody tell Krista that PedoBear is the one whose got his little paw finger on the REPORT button at all times since Courtney’s page is even too much for him. It’s funny watching Krista acting like she’s gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Take the rest of the year off, Detective La Toya, because Krista’s got this.

“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content. There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!

A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off! When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out.”

I’m sure all you mothers out there wish that one day you’ll be able to say: “A lot of grown married men LOVE my teenage daughter’s Facebook page.”

When is the Seal Team 6 going to take down the lab in North Korea where evil scientits (typo and it ain’t moving) created Courtney and her mother out of lizard tongues, ludes, the DNA White Oprah left on a rest stop toilet seat after she did a line off of it and whatever it is the Kardashians inject into their faces. They were obviously sent to us by our enemies to finally destroy whatever is left of American humanity. Don’t tell me that staring at that picture of the porn iguana sticking out her tits and sucking in so hard that she’s about to fart out an implant hasn’t caused you to laugh through the eyes and cry through the mouth. WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS HAS WON!

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