Sober Has A New Face....
.....and it is the exact opposite of this methtastic display of freckled roughness that was spit out of a crack house's toilet and rolled onto the red carpet of the launch party for some video game in L.A. last night. That S in the background doesn't stand for Supper Club. It's the Health Department's newest rating: S for SkeezaSitDown!
The highly flammable weave, the cheeks that make her look like she's storing 8-balls for the winter and her signature collagen labia lips all need more JESUS (or something) in their lives, but Lindsay Lohan's nostrils are another thing. It's like a mob of coke granules did the Occupy Nostrils march right up into her nose innards. LiLo has snorted around the block a few times, so she should know that right after your nose eats a line of the bad shit off of a glove compartment lid in your dealer's Chevy pick-up, you have to settle down your swollen nostrils with some Prep H. Amateur slip-up that disappoints White Oprah so.
Now on to the thing that everyone is hissing and throwing sprinkles of Listerine at:
For the love of Nana Lohan, can't a bitch spike her Red Bull with some fluoride or even some paint thinner. Those Teeths of Meth look like Gollum's fingernails after he fisted a zombie with diarrhea. If you scraped the several thick layers of crack-infused smegma off of her teeth and shoved it into a pipe and smoked it, you'd probably get a quick buzz. That's what dentists called "methavitis."
But being the fashion forward icon that she is, maybe LiLo is way ahead of all of us and knows that the next big trend will be to match the color of your teeth to the color of your ass lips.
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Her teeth really look terrible and it's unforgivable, I am sure she affords to get dental care a little more often, especially when she is expected to show them off while being in the spotlight. I am no celebrity, but I am pretty sure I have dental Tucson checks more often than her...
Submitted by CORNDOG on Mon, 10/31/2011 - 1:17am.
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I think you're in the wrong thread, bro:
http://dlisted.com/2011/10/30/teeth-meth-no-more
"Rotting Butt Corn Teeth" ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:11am.
So true.
The most pathetic thing about her is she's trying soooo hard to hold onto something she never really had: respect and being part of the "in crowd". The harder she delusionally tries to get into in-crowd activities (film festivals, fashion week, etc), the more she pushes to be "someone" in hollywood, the more people laugh at her & turn their noses up at her & turn their backs on her. I don't know when she'll ultimately have her come-to-Jesus moment, but I hope it's soon. Otherwise, we should just start writing her obit now, 'cause she won't stop...
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Possum on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:41pm.
Gah!!! She has money! Get those shit teefs fixed! And sandblasted.
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No, Possum, she doesn't. That's why she can't afford counseling.
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You know who else can't afford counseling? That's right, the starving children in EthiopiAsia. Just remember that next time you criticize this stunning actress/high fashion model.
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Aren't her sisters teeth recently jacked up too? Lay down the collagen needle and get your kids' teeth fixed WO.
Submitted by Sexecution on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11
That is a good name. It sounds like a dance or sex toy.
Submitted by Possum on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:41pm.
Gah!!! She has money! Get those shit teefs fixed! And sandblasted.
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No, Possum, she doesn't. That's why she can't afford counseling.
Chick is just nasty and doesn't brush her teeth, that is old food and tooth scum from a lack of dental hygiene - I suspect there is a lack of hygiene all over with this dirty little gangstah. Why is anyone surprised she's dirty and can't take care of herself?
What's hysterical about this is that "her people" are trying to sell her as a femme fatale and a sex symbol. Can you think of one actor who would put his mouth near that mess for any amount of money? This is comedy gold for the rest of us. A big thank you to "her people", you made our day! Again.
Hold on for another 2 years kiddos, you know if Lindsay Lohan dies, she'll want to be part of the "elusive" Club 27.
so nasty. haven't seen teeth that nasty out of monty python sketch about peasants.
her whole shitty existence is a mess. I don't wish death on anyone, just permanent exile. I don't know what it's gonna take to snap her outta this...
won't be surprised if she ends up like dana plato or poor winehouse. she's surrounded by bottom feeding assholes, feeding her delusions.
in better news, 2di4 hooray for your trip to nyc! I love duane park. it's gorgeous & great food/drink. also, hit the top of the rock if you have time...great view & far less crowded than the empire state building.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Submitted by Bree on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:12pm.
The only thing that I find sad in all of this is that her parents are such big famewhores themselves and they either don't know or don't care what a trainwreck their daughter is. But I'm sure when she dies they'll come out with the waterworks.
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Yeah, for a cool five minutes...until they realize they can get a lucrative book deal and Oprah episode out of it. Heck, it might even revitalize their marriage.
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Those Teeths of Meth look like Gollum's fingernails after he fisted a zombie with diarrhea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even her gums have freckles!
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Gah!!! She has money! Get those shit teefs fixed! And sandblasted.
Oh, hell no. I see she made it back to the states after her whirlwind whore tour of Europe. Pity.
I don't feel sorry for her. She's an entitled spoiled brat who does what she wants with no regard to herself, her reputation, her family, or anyone else. If she actually did her community service and did it right it would benefit the people at the shelter but lord knows she can't do anything for anyone but herself.
The only thing that I find sad in all of this is that her parents are such big famewhores themselves and they either don't know or don't care what a trainwreck their daughter is. But I'm sure when she dies they'll come out with the waterworks.
Crack pipe teeth. Meth smoking eats the enamel away a little faster I think. Also, she doesn't have the scabs on her face from picking. She will be dead soon enough since it looks like nothing is going to get in her way to make her stop. I give her 3 more years at the most.
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She's not bipolar. Enough with that shit!
She's a drug addict, plain and simple. This is what they do.
Linds new motto should be that of Tyrone biggums:
DRUGS AND AKAHOL HAVE ROOOINED MY LIFE!! (Also Dui-na's motto)
-Meth is a helluv a drug!!!!
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A friend of mine is bipolar. Lindsay reminds me of her. She had a big personality change at about the time most people get this illness. Early twenties. Her entire personality changed. Someone got her on the meth. Probably that skanky girl she was with.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:47pm.
I'm guessing she lets them shit on her chest.
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hahaha she's part of the scat pack, lololol, I wouldn't doubt it.. nothing would suprise me with her at this point.. I'm sure she indulges herself in donkey punches, gets down on the dirty sanchezin and all that.. the dp would explain all the misc bruising, what a filthy cumdumpster.. and that hairline is just sad.. I bet the teeth rot and hairloss go hand in hand with her eating habbits or lack there of.. she probably throws up more than she actually eats, that mixed with all the pills and booze could somewhat explain the extreme delusion going on in her fucked up head.. bitch is on a major downward spiral and is completely oblivious to it.. it's pretty sad at this point.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:20pm.
I said there are pics that prove she is a prostitute now, which makes me sad for her.
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i am not arguing with you, or siding with her, but where are these pictures you speak of? i want to see that shit. if you're talking about the ones with the ugly fucker that owns the hotel, i dont know if that's actual proof.
personally, i find this all to be real fucking sad. there is no one around her screaming and crying for her to get help. all these messed up fuckers inviting her to their shit are only fueling her desire for all of this. drugs make you delusional. couple that with all this fucked up attention and she's completely deluded into thinking she's this international superstar. i want to hear from the one person pleading and begging her to get help, and i dont want to hear it from that fucked up father of hers. if he really, truly cared, he'd be taking a cue from britney's father and would get some serious shit done.
i watched mean girls last week and it made me so sad. i dont wish for her to be dead, but for fuck sake, maybe it will take an od for her to get her shit straight. she has yet to hit her all time bottom, and people just keep her going.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:01pm.
she is NOT mentally ill. She is a fucking DRUG ADDICT. STOP giving her excuses.
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I agree. She has the illness of addiction and has been diagnosed with it but is not forced to do anything about it. She and her mother are blowing some high-up officials or something.
lol @ PSL.
Have fun at work, ho!
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Bitches just love to be hatin' on other bitches behind the safety of their computer as they eat Frito pie and tell themselves "Maybe I'll shave my legs tomorrow".
Dodo, shut the fuck up. I am not talking to you. You're just pissed because I said one of the thumbnails looks like one of your alt avies.
I am off to work now.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Those TEEF...she even let them go!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:24am.
M.E., I am torn. I want to punch her in the face too, for not taking responsibility for any of her actions, but I also feel so sad that she has been reduced to hooking for drugs.
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What?! You have absolutely no reason to feel sorry for her. If she is really hooking it (really there is not any solid proof, all I saw was some pictures of her in a room fully clothed, with some rich guy and pictures of her out with some designer. I'm not saying she isn't doing it, but also I'm not going to decide based on blind assumptions.), SHE made the choice to do so. No one made her do it. She had the option to clean herself up, but she choose not to get her shit straight. This twat is playing everyone that she possibly can, for as long as she can. She gets zero sympathy from me if she is indeed selling the V.
PSL...try to get in that courtroom!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:01pm.
she is NOT mentally ill. She is a fucking DRUG ADDICT. STOP giving her excuses.
Which medical school did you graduate from? How long have you been treating Lindsay? How did you reach diagnosis?
Can't answer those questions?
Guess you're just talking out your ass then.
I do agree the little shithead hobag deserves hard time, but don't go masquerading like you're her fucking psychiatrist and know FOR SURE her medical history and status.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:44pm.
Ophelia, she has not gone to therapy ONCE and has done ZERO community service since her last court date. I hope that has some effect on the Judge. If not, let's all slam that office with phone calls. Fuck it, let's not wait, and do it BEFORE. I already did. Now some of you call! :)
PSL...Let's hope so!
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she is NOT mentally ill. She is a fucking DRUG ADDICT. STOP giving her excuses.
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Got a feelin' that forever, we are gonna stay together
For me, there's nothin' better
You're biggest part of me
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Among other things..
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:32pm.
What's wrong with her you ask?? She is mentally ill. But the bigger question is why millionaires want to pay to have sex with her. I mean...that kind of money should get you something better than THIS! So what exactly does she DO for them???????
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I'm guessing she lets them shit on her chest.
Oh wow, that's sad and beyond tragic. Maybe she'll one day get the help she needs?
Well done to you PSL, for phoning though.
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What's wrong with her you ask?? She is mentally ill. But the bigger question is why millionaires want to pay to have sex with her. I mean...that kind of money should get you something better than THIS! So what exactly does she DO for them???????
My impression is that lots of people do care about her and have tried but she listens to know one. Drugs? Hence the wholesome blond hair. Don't you think lot's of people have suggested she could look a lot better? Lots?
Tragic and disgusting. This kid never had a chance, and now her poor baby sister is headed down the same road.
Who the hell cares about extensions when your mouth looks like that? I'd take a white smile rather than an over processed weave, wig or whatever the fuck it is that died on her head.
Isnt the smile the first thing you notice about someone? She needs to just keep the mouth closed and give everyone the nod from now on.
You can only feel pity for someone like her. She's clinging to a lifestyle that she can no longer afford. It all seems a bit pathetic.
i'd like to beat reality into her
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Submitted by Bunnyman on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:16pm.
This trick is seriously working her way down Amy Winehouse Boulevard.
..We could only hope! Doubt she'll make it another 2 years at the rate she's going... plus she could never go down amy blvd.. you'd have to have SOME kind of talent to do that.. and dick sucking DOES NOT count lol, Amy had talent in heaps! :-\
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What.The.Fuck!!! Those are the nastiest yellowest teeth ive ever seen on someone in their 20s!! Team baking soda and peroxide... works wonders LiHo TRY IT! Imagine how stank her bref must be wit teeth that attrocious ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She has officially beat out Mischa B on young hasbeens wit rot mouf wow!
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Girl has got an evil gnome smile.
1. HER TEETH!!! AAAHHH!!! That's just ass nasty! I was worried about my teeth not being white enough, but after looking at Lindsey's fucked up sewer mouth I feel a lot better. Bitch looks like she needs a root canal on her front incisor.
2. I just realised that she looks like my neice, but my neice is pretty.
3. I like her hair. *runs and hides*
On that note, when is this bitch going to hurry up and od?
if these are the real souvenirs of Red Bull, cigs and SamRo's snatch - no thanks. such a lovely sight...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:02pm.
Dog, I just googled LA Superior Cort, and looked up Stephanie Sautner.
I am sorry, but I want this thieving, hooking addict in jail."
This is why I love PSL. And Dlisted.
jesus what is she eating the butts after she smokes them and washing them down with black coffee and motor oil? even I remember to pop in a white strip on my way to work and I don't even get papped. :-P