QOTD: Lindsay Lohan's Rep On Her Zombie Meth Grill
Yes, I know today was LinDslisted around here, but this will be the last Lohan-themed post today unless a Dateline NBC investigation reveals that White Oprah and Courtney Stodden are actually the same trick (very possible).
People asked LiLo's rep to comment on why her rotting teeth look like she ate herself out of a grave of manure and dick cheese. If you looked up delusion, you'd find the number to a payphone outside of a discount liquor store on Long Island (it's technically White Oprah's contact number) and then you'd find this hilarious shit below it:
"Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers.She's been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She's a beautiful and glamorous actress.
With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I'm going to comment on Lindsay's teeth."
If you need a publicist or just someone to make you feel better on days when you look and feel like an inside/out anus, hire this dude. He will crush the delusion into a pipe, take a long hit and then blow smoke up everyone's asses. This motherfucker bedazzles every piece of bull shit that falls out of his mouth and he topped it all off by playing the "PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN THE WORLD" card. That could only mean one thing, LiLo's "publicist" is totally White Oprah speaking in her hangover voice.
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Where can I post a bet? 27 club for her.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1079992/Mind-gaps-Katie-Hol...
See above when Katie Holmes got caught without her (removeable veneers) - same thing with Lilo.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1079992/Mind-gaps-Katie-Hol...
See above when Katie Holmes got caught without her (removeable veneers) - same thing with Lilo.
i hate to give a crackie a break, especially one that gets so many anyway, but could her teeth be so effed because she got rid of her veneers? that shit prolly ruins the teeth underneath. and crack and ciggies don't help. just saying....
Look at this pic. See how much Lindsay has changed in 5 years.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQv87zeRLcTdsf70cQ3WmNSIQ6BD0NR...
Well at least they are not denying she looks bad. They want us all to live in the past and remember her from her mean girls days.
She looks like Sarah "The Duchess" Ferguson.
"She's a beautiful and glamorous actress."
LOL wut
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PSL - I have little faith in the Hollywood justice system. They have failed to punish this bitch for any of the previous, numerous probation violations, I don't see why they would start now.
And even if they did give her jail time, she'd be let out in hours due to over crowding and her being a "non-violent" offender is why.
It's bullshit. You or I would be rotting in general population awaiting our court date.
Yeah PSL I saw that THE JUDGE MADE IT CLEAR again. Pfffft.
not the Zombie Meth Grill...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
grrrrrr!
"one of the most stunning actresses of her day"...... That day was LOOOOONG ago.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:06am.
TMZ is saying that not going to therapy is enough to send her to jail.
I saw that too. It's always NEXT time. It would really have to be a year sentence though. A 90 day get out in a week is not going to solve anything.
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I don't understand something. If she has to be finished with Community Service and crap by 2012, how can she be jailed now if the judge wants her to be? I thought with CommServ you could leave it until the last minute if you want and if you do it within the time mandated by the court, you're okay?
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TMZ is saying that not going to therapy is enough to send her to jail.
Yeah. we'll see.
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Hope she gets her shit together. She is only two years away from the death-knell age for drug-addicted celebrities - 27.
ahahahaha yes Imma use this all the time "With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I'm going to the office today"
Coma Caca!
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I think I'll use this method to get me out of trouble. "Yes, I'm late to work again. There are more pressing issues, though. Remember the starving children of Africa."
WTF???? Her teeth! They look like they are shrinking. She obviously doesn't use a tobacco cleaning toothpaste. She obviously doesn't use toothpaste period!
Maybe the deterioration is from munching on SamRo's meat curtains.
"With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness"
Umm... Just a reminder: Your client has been shirking her own duties to the homeless women of LA.
Maybe that wasn't the best thing to bring up in her defense, you idiot.
The publicist seems to be saying: "Stop hating, jelis haters!" Hahaha.
Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 8:14am.
Teeth don't change like that in a matter of months because of poor dental hygiene. Coffee and cigarettes do not make your teeth chip and crack and rot (well maybe over many years). My theory is that she was diagnosed with something back when she started to change. Something she is very unhappy about hence the drugs. Could be HIV like her father said or maybe she is bipolar. Maybe the pressure to be heterosexual. Sad. But the mystery is interesting.
I agree. Something more is going on. HIV wouldn't shock me, but I hope it's not true. I'm not about to wish death on anybody, and I actually hope Lindsay gets her shit straight. She's not behaving like a nice person, but I don't think she's evil. She's fighting a lot of demons right now and has no emotional resources. She's a flim flam woman and a con.
Didn't she have veneers? Aren't those permanent?
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Teeth don't change like that in a matter of months because of poor dental hygiene. Coffee and cigarettes do not make your teeth chip and crack and rot (well maybe over many years). My theory is that she was diagnosed with something back when she started to change. Something she is very unhappy about hence the drugs. Could be HIV like her father said or maybe she is bipolar. Maybe the pressure to be heterosexual. Sad. But the mystery is interesting.
"People asked LiLo's rep to comment on why her rotting teeth look like she ate herself out of a grave of manure and dick cheese"
OMFG! I am trying to stifle my laughter here. I am going to get fired reading this blog at work.
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looks like the zombie ate ali lohan
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 7:10am.
Will she Dana Plato before the end of the year?
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what drugs is her publicist taking? Glamorous, beautiful, actress, stunning are not words I associate with Hohan.
Lindsay's publicist. oy. and I thought my job sucked the big one.
She must have handed him a hit off her crackpipe before he wrote that shit..
Will she Dana Plato before the end of the year?
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there is really no excuse in lilo's case to have bad teeth. she can afford having her teeth fixed, bleached etc. also she could learn from brit brit who i think is one of the celebs who take care of their teeth most.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Even if she had better teeth, she's still not beautiful or glamorous. She's an average-looking girl with a bad dye-job wearing unflattering clothes.
Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers.
Should read......
Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunned actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do oral hygiene work on her from top Dentists.
There's only one thing left to do at this point...kill it, kill it with fire!
Hasn't she ever heard of SMILING WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED???
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Now that's what I call side stepping the issue.. Dude should go into politics.
go to goodwill & get a damn water pik on ur way to comm service stoopid pendeja.
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What has this bitch been eating, grenade sandwiches?
I might add that most normal people's teeth look like Lindsay's natural teeth. The veneers are nothing but fakery ala breast implants, hair extentions etc.
Linsay is one out of many celebrities with "enhanced teeth" Remember the Katie Holmes snaggle tooth pic a couple of years ago? They bascially wear false teeth...
DENTAL VENEERS OR DENTAL LAMINATES
Dental veneer is a thin layer of restorative material placed over a tooth surface, either to improve the aesthetics of a tooth, or to protect a damaged tooth surface. There are two types of material used in a veneer, composite and porcelain. Dental veneer or Dental laminates are custom-designed shells of tooth-like ceramic material that, when applied over the surface of a tooth, can cover worn tooth enamel, uneven tooth alignment or spacing and chips or cracks. Dental laminates are most often used for cosmetic purpose in dentistry because they help create a bright, white smile with beautifully aligned and shapely teeth.
And with all the unrest, homelessness, and strife in the world, your career choice is pushing a skanky meth-whore onto the weary public.
You're just as scummy as she is.
Maybe if she started using the bleach on her teefs instead of her hair???
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Very very wierd...considering lilo had always perfectly white teeth in evevry pic i saw of her. Something happened...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
What publicist would take this nightmare on? Bunch of sadists in LA, maybe the dentists and jails have the right idea staying as far away as possible.
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Submitted by Aunt B on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:37am.
I find it rather amusing he brings up homelessness while talking about her appearance when she has not shown up for court ordered community service at... the Women's Shelter.
Perfect!!!!
someone should to an interview/profile/report
on the women in the shelter she's suppose to be working in...
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Damn; those teefs be DISGUSTING. Discolored from smoking/meth/god knows what, and it looks like she's lost a lot of the enamel on the front of them; they almost look filed down or something. And, BLOhan, please; brush your fucking teeth. You & your publicist (probably white oprah) keep yammering on about how stunning you are; it's time to start acting like it.
Btw, which dlister said "she's sans fards... she really needs the fards". Everytime I think of that, I start chuckling...
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I find it rather amusing he brings up homelessness while talking about her appearance when she has not shown up for court ordered community service at... the Women's Shelter.
I have the sudden urge to brush my teeth, something did just an hour ago :/