TMZ says that two weeks ago, the Downtown Women’s Shelter in L.A. pink-slipped Lindsay Lohan from their community service program, because she completely acted like a Lindsay Lohan by barely showing up. Judge Stephanie ordered LiLo to serve 360 hours at the Women’s Center, but sources say that she was absent to 9 visits and when she did show up she only worked for 1 hour instead of 4. Still not giving one fuck: LiLo is doing it right!
Judge Stephanie put on her serious business face and told LiLo that she better work at least 4 hours at a time and not give the Center any trouble. That didn’t happen, so the Center kicked her back to The Probation Department who gave her a new community service gig at the Red Cross. TMZ seems to think that she’s now in trouble with the courts, because Judge Stephanie made it clear last time that if she fucked up again, she’s headed back to jail. LiLo has another probation progress hearing next week and since she’s been doing everything except for community service, there might not be a lot of progress to report.
I once had a job for like ten seconds where I had to read people their tarot cards over the phone, so that pretty much makes me a bona fide future teller of Miss Cleo proportions. That is why I can say with completely confidence that LiLo will stroll into court, Judge Stephanie will give her a gentle slap on the wrist, tell her that next time she’s going to jail FOR REAL, everyone will laugh and she’ll skip out of the courtroom right after she steals a broach off of a ho sitting in the front row. This happens every single time. Can’t they do shit different this time? You know, tell LiLo to stay her ass home and let kittens reenact it or something?