I Just GOOPED In My Mouth
The question "How can you make Mark Ruffalo less fap-worthy?" has been answered with a mouth full of cold GOOP.
Mark Ruffalo looked like he was trying to swallow a load of barf and exhale at the same time as he shot a kissing scene with human activated charcoal Fishsticks Paltrow for their new movie called That Movie Where Mark Ruffalo Plays The Same Character He Plays In All His Movies. The director must have yelled at these two "Make it look like two scared blind trout trying to find the same piece of worm," because that's exactly what it looks like. They nailed it! If you're thinking it looks more like two scared porn star vaginas trying not to cry while sharing Charlie Sheen's dick, then you're right too.
Mark is open-mouth heaving because he just read an advanced copy of GOOP's (f)art issue and Fishy's trying to ignore the fact that his breath smells like drugstore gum and soda that comes from a can. WISH YOURSELF INTO YOUR HAPPY PLACE (aka an ivory-covered bedroom bath tub filled with the amniotic fluid of a beluga whale), GOOP!
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Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:26pm.
Watched Contagion. SPOILER ALERT (REALLY): It's all Fishsticks' fault for thinking she's so fucking important that she has to be shaking hands with the chef. Bitch.
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So THAT'S why she's spending so much time with Mario Batali...planning on starting the next Spanish flu pandemic, is she?
I liked Contagion too, sorta.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:26pm.
Watched Contagion. SPOILER ALERT (REALLY):
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Aha, thanks for the Spoiler Alert, now I will watch, as I liked the end of Seven, too.
I love her trench, I have come back here 3x to look at it, knowing it must be some Italian brand I can't afford nor will ever be able to afford. I don't even think it's a Burberry...fml and bank acct.
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Jennah Bell ^ Who on the DListed suggested her?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:31pm.
Anyone see the eppy of Southpark where they get enviormentally friendly cars and start smelling their own farts like they're drinking fine wine?
Yeah.
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Hahahahaha!!!
They MUST have been thinking of Goopy when they wrote that!
Paul Simon
Another movie I am not going to see.
I loved "You Can Count on Me."
The only movie that Ruffalo was good in (in my opinion anyway) is The Kids Are Alright. He actually shows some good acting in that movie. He's not all that sexy either, just your average guy next door imho.
So happy this c*nt is making more money. She was born into the club!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:47pm.
Mark Ruffalo ruins every movie he's ever been in.
He has ruined movies with Fishy before. A View From the Top sucked ass on many levels, but his was the worst.
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That was a good movie, just marketed poorly. I thought it was a Mike Myers vehicle, and it turned out to be a romcom.
Ruffalo does play the same character repeatedly as he is in 3 of my favorites(13 Going on 30, A View from the Top, Just Like Heaven).
Submitted by MJF on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:57pm.
They look like two misguided carp sucking all the oxygen out of the surrounding space.
ha ha ha now thats damn funny!
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Yeah Goopfish just keep saying it was just for a movie!
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Submitted by the_shari-est on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:47pm.
but what's with the lunging all open mouthed? What happened to lips together, start kissing and THEN open mouth for deeper more intense kissing times?
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It's like watching babies kiss.
I can still jerk off to Mark Ruffalo despite this.
That hair wants to curl so bad it's hurting.
Damn. This just leeches the hotness right out of Ruffalo. Gross.
Oh, my god.. no doubt he is gay.
They look like two misguided carp sucking all the oxygen out of the surrounding space. Yuck.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
...but did goopy use "organic mango blessed by the dali lama" lipstick to kiss that cockroach?
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Submitted by the_shari-est on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:47pm.
I've been single for a little while now so maybe I'm forgetting how to kiss - but what's with the lunging all open mouthed? What happened to lips together, start kissing and THEN open mouth for deeper more intense kissing times?
Was there a memo, am I doing it wrong????
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You are correct.
The movies don't do this anymore, because they think it's more attention getting to watch people try to suck each other's faces off.
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
Mark Ruffalo ruins every movie he's ever been in.
He has ruined movies with Fishy before. A View From the Top sucked ass on many levels, but his was the worst.
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"Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick." - Sociologist Michael K
I've been single for a little while now so maybe I'm forgetting how to kiss - but what's with the lunging all open mouthed? What happened to lips together, start kissing and THEN open mouth for deeper more intense kissing times?
Was there a memo, am I doing it wrong????
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
What the fuck. That is the weirdest job.
Watched Contagion. SPOILER ALERT (REALLY): It's all Fishsticks' fault for thinking she's so fucking important that she has to be shaking hands with the chef. Bitch.
BEST PART: Fishsticks dies w/in the first 10 min., and then we get to see them peel her skull back for the autopsy.
I actually kind of liked it, tho.
Never saw the hotness about this dude... seems like a nice guy though.
"Make it look like two scared blind trout trying to find the same piece of worm,"
PMSL! I nearly choked on my Vitatop! (they give me abdominal agonies anyway but they were too fucking expensive for me to throw out)
NOTE TO DLISTERS:Thank you all for making me that much wiser about the origin of gwen's nick. Lots of interesting theories no doubt!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:24pm.
Why is gwen called fishsticks?
Fishsticks is Yiddish for "the woman who has it all"
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this reminds me of a mama bird feeding her young worm food....
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Roseanne Barr
lol @ Cokey and Jack
I would say my first dp was awesome since I had both jack n coke while in bed....mmm heavenly. I still feel like a bad girl though so I think I'll need to be punished ;)
I'm sure someone already said this, but he looks really fruity in these photos. I've seen him in lots of movies and he never set off my gaydar before. Then again, I'm sure Goop can turn any man gay.
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Douchechill!
How the hell does this guy have a career??? He's ugly, boring, cannot act and slurs his words. I just don't get it. Now he's THE HULK??????? What the fuck?!?!? Yet again another example of how this world has become complacent and how mediocrity is celebrated.
Why is white oprah called white oprah? I know I used to know, but I can't remember! DOH!
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:24pm.
Why is gwen called fishsticks?
She's a cold skinny piece of codfish. (Not my words)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:24pm.
Why is gwen called fishsticks?
because she's bland and flavorless
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True, the "white" part was unnecessary.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:54pm.
BH AHAHAH I recognize his derp face now! I thought maybe it was someone Kool, LOL
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LMAO. He throws shades of coolness every now and then, when he disses the K's
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Fishy is beautiful and all, but asexual. Really can't picture her with anybody - no heat, no passion, NOTHING.
Dude looks like Eric Roberts in the main pic... I fucking HATE Eric Roberts.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:24pm.
Why is gwen called fishsticks?
because she's bland and flavorless
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
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AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHAGAH GAH GAH :::choking::
That's avie worthy.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
I'm going to catch glaucoma from this. I'm trying to figure out a way to put GROSS + GOOP together and all I got is a bad case of the shits.
Is it me or did Mark lose weight? I prefer THIS Mark Ruffalo:
http://www.towleroad.com/2010/11/mark-ruffalo-hairy-dilf.html
Mark Ruffalo has a luscious chest rug that just makes you want to curl up next to it in front of a roaring fire and stroke it with one hand while holding a glass of cognac in the other - MK 11/23/10
BH AHAHAH I recognize his derp face now! I thought maybe it was someone Kool, LOL
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:48pm.
Whamo if u an Gwen were together would you hold her hand and would we ever see you doing anything together like regular married folk do
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Hell ya I'd be all over her.lol!
Ya I don't think her and Chris have even been in the same room for years. I don't even know why they're still married, I can't think of one picture of them together anywhere.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:35pm.
Dude, the CAN is what gives it the FLAVOR. Then again, if you're drinking Pepsi the point is moot, coz you ain't got no taste to begin with.
Do NOT tell me you drink Bud Light from a bottle, Sir.
Jack, my sweet, you know me so well
Haha oh em geeee the passion. my monitor is melting and running into the floor from the HEEEEEAT.
*uses main photo to chill my beer*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:45pm.
BH I like her boots and coat
who is that in your avie, I always meant to ask you
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Snow i love her coat too. Trench is classic
My avie lol, that is a zesty looking Lurch from the Addams Family, aka one Mr. Kim Kardashian. Bigger pic below. LOL. That is one gay face if i ever.
http://www.crunktastical.net/tag/kris-humphries/
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Holy shit it happened again sorry.
* puts iPhone down and goes to store*
notice "DP" talk brings Cokey out from hiding... LOLLLLLOL
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:42pm.
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Not sure about that but thanks just the same Mickey, I knew I liked you for a reason LOl!!
Whamo if u an Gwen were together would you hold her hand and would we ever see you doing anything together like regular married folk do. Like walls in the park, grocery shopping etc...
The only time I see her " in love" is in adman movie.
In nor saying to be all PDA but for fucks sake are they even a real couple?
I'm running to the store to get a CAN of Pepsi. Be back whores.
Whamo if u an Gwen were together would you hold her hand and would we ever see you doing anything together like regular married folk do. Like walls in the park, grocery shopping etc...
The only time I see her " in love" is in adman movie.
In nor saying to be all PDA but for fucks sake are they even a real couple?
I'm running to the store to get a CAN of Pepsi. Be back whores.