Kate Hudson Goes Brown
The last time Kate Hudson threw the brown on top of her head, I toasted to her with a Pabst wrapped in a Rice Krispies treat beer cozy and declared her the new reigning queen of NASCAR glamour, because she looked like the kind of treasured trailer park blossom who submits pictures of herself from People of Walmart to Tits and Beer Magazine's beauty of the year contest. But Kate strut out onto the NYC set of her new movie The Reluctant Fundamentalist with a Russell Brand wig on her head and this time I can't toast to shit.
At least I hope that thing on her head can be removed and thrown onto a bedside chair at the end of the night. If it can, they really should've dunked her head in a tub of brown dye instead of fixing a wig to her skull that makes her look like she should be discussing topics like "how a lady can free a stuck shit by putting a finger up into her vagina" (please tell me this is true) next to Julie Chen and Sharon Osbourne. No offense to my 4th favorite Conner after DJ, Roseanne and Dan.
However, one way to keep our eyes off of Kate's head is to put her next to a hot piece in a corduroy jacket. His name is Riz Ahmed and we shall be married never, but a ho can still dream (and fap).
But back to whatever is on Kate's head, I give it 5 out of 5 ERRRRR faces from the new love of my blog life.
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Not attractive: rather matronly and frightening.
PSL
I have great boobies and buns. But I'm also 5ft nothing and have sumo arms.
OMG. This guy Riz is delicious! Exactly my type IRL. New crush alert!
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
As a natural blonde, I can't stand it when some chicks go SO blonde it fights against their skin tone. ethnicity, etc. Kate actually does look better as a blonde because as so many dlisters said here, she's really fugly as a brunette.
That said, I even struggle as a blonde, since I was born with reddish blonde hair, which turned white blonde by the age of 5, and then it turned into that streaked blonde look by the age of 10. Unfortunately, by the age of 25, I was fighting the gray, as blondes gray far earlier than all the others, so now I have to get my hair done to look like I did for most of my life!!
So now I think I envy brunettes! Being blonde is a pain in the ass! And I do think that brunettes are the most beautiful....
She needs the blonde hair to detract from her fug face. Without it, all you focus on IS her fug face.
This is why most plain jane/average looking whores go blonde. For some reason straight men automatically think you're hot when you're "fair haired." The hair color blinds them. They can't actually see the bitch's facial features. Kind of like big tits. That's how I get by.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Yipe I thought that was Mary Louise Parker on a bad day.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
I thought she was preggers
Blake Lively should never do this, either.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
She looks shit, I noticed alot of blonde women when they go dark haired look alot worse. I wonder if only really good looking women can pull of brunette??
LOL @ The ERRRRR faces grading system. Oh please let this magic visit us again, MK. :)
Some whores just need to be blonde...Don't matter if it's natural or not, they BEEYOOOTAY is dependent on them being blonde...Kate.She onof'em...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wigs always ruin movies. If I was the director I would not hire and actress who will not die or cut her hair.
"I have Jenny Craig on the other line..."
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Well at least she has good taste in clothes (for the most part)
Viola swamp.......... that is funny
She looks older w/ brown hair. I never realized it before but her head is an odd shape. She has tatter head syndrome :(
Sorry if it's already been said, but she looks like Viola Swamp.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:22pm.
OMG she is NO Evangeline Lily! PU lEEEEEZE!
NO way...no how! She really should go back to the blonde bimbo look.
The guy sort of reminds me of Paul from The Wonder Years, all grown up. Anyone else see that?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
lol, I thought it was Sarah Gilbert when I first saw the pic!
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:34pm.
The brown hair really highlights her homliness.
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It really does. There was a time, very short period of time, when I thought she was stunning. Must be hard living that did her in?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:26pm.
Typical case of the difficult brown
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Great. now she's white trash with dark hair.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:22pm.
OMG she is NO Evangeline Lily! PU lEEEEEZE!
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ruh ruh ruh, oh, I agree, Evangeline Lily she is NOT! but don't you think on this picture she has a little something of her? http://www.dlisted.com/node/43713/images/111011H11_HUDSON_B-GR_06.jpg
Hum, I don't know. Now I look at the picture again and I cannot understand why I thought they looked alike!
not attractive. never noticed that she has a bit of the potato head thing going on. :-P
YIKES.
Typical case of the difficult brown.
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I think the dark brown hair is a nice contrast to her fair skin. She stands out in a crowd more. I think the brunette is more flattering than the blonde. She was no great beauty before, but this gives her a girl next door kind of prettiness.
Same thing as when Heigl went brunette for like a day .. it was an improvement.
Thanks to the Republicans Kate's taxes will never be raised. She will get to keep more of all that cash she so well deserves. She has worked so hard and suffered for years to get her breaks. Grew up in a project. Waited on tables. Put herself through acting school. She has always beens so kind to her father. What? No? Sorry.
That's not a good look. On the other hand, I'm considering contacting a professional about going blonde because apparently it makes a big difference.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:00am.
For those who don't know Riz, here are some quick facts:
He's also a rapper. A British one
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I would like to propose a trade agreement with our friends across the pond. Please stop exporting your shitty British rappers and we'll stop exporting our stuck up cuntess American celebrities who pretend to be British (Goopy, Vadge, etc.) I think this could be an advantageous plan for all.
BIG improvement, she should stay brunette.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Frumpy.
I don't like her but she looks better with brown hair. But I'm biased against blond since I will never be a blond and have abandoned my dream of being blond.
*shrugs*
DP
I think she looks prettier than with than cheezeball, dime a dozen bleached hair look. I'd kill for natural hair like that, anyone can bleach/highlight their hair to that stereotypical blonde skank look. Just goes to show, people are brainwashed to see something from symbols, throw that stupid blonde look on anyone, and because it's so commonplace on TV and magazines, etc, people associate with being attractive. Little do they know, the companies that profit off all the products to ruin your looks by making you a cheezeball blonde are only telling you it's attractive and it's actually not. Not really.
He IS swoonsome, no?? And he even looks like Michael K a little.
I seriously thought this was Darlene Conner from Roseanne. I never got Kate Hudson. Did you see her hair in How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days? Fried. She's all smoke and mirrors.
Submitted by Sweetas :haha sinjin so true about TX women...when I lived there I never saw a woman so much as sweep her porch without being more than presentable.
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IKR? One gets their shit together before going out to a 7-11 for the daily Dr. Pepper :) My sister was 7 years old when we moved up here (now age 24) and she's STILL like that! The other night she refused to go into WalMart w/ me because she was wearing a hoodie and sweat pants! (The HORROR!)
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The brown hair really highlights her homliness.
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She kinda looks like Sara Gilbert here.
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OH HELLS NO MK, Riz is Pakistani, DO NOT EVEN GO THERE WITH THIS MOWGLI 2.0!
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Found the before Kate Beckinsale pics I was talking about:
http://i50.tinypic.com/zsny0x.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/10mlfmf.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/1zx7fyq.jpg
OMG she is NO Evangeline Lily! PU lEEEEEZE!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Did she do this herself?
Too dark. Too matte. If she had gone to her natural color with some nice blonde highlights, that would be a nice compromise and it'd probably look good.
People like Kate and Snookitina are great blondes but they have to choose the right shade. Not too many people can pull off the lightest blondes, but those are often the people who do.
Boring! She looks like random girl from my high school yearbook. I think blond can sometimes cover a multitude of sins as people look at the hair and not the face.
OT- I think I will spend my Saturday watching the surfers and GERARD BUTLER.......
WOOOT!
That is so unflattering. she def looks like a less pretty Sara Gilbert.
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But this IS my alt!
Kate Beckinsale did have some great plastic surgery.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2010/12/12/kate-beckinsale-before-and-...
Hum, I don't know, I think she kinda looks better.. Granted, still ordinary (and almost Evangeline something from Lost), but still kinda better. But she's still a vapid piece of dried oatmeal, though!
i thought it was the daughter from that show umm she was a tomboy in it and she became a lesbian in real life wtf is that show called darn shit had to google it roseanne Sarah Gilbert
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*