Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 12, 2011 / Posted by:

I’m always throwing a spotlight at kittens, puppies and other animals that are covered in fur and can lick their own assholes (the Kardashians included), but what about the turtles?! So here’s a turtle that can stand on its hind legs! Even the oldest turtle alive Hugh Hefner doesn’t do that on his own when you wave a piece of soggy lettuce above his head. You know what Splinter says? First comes standing on its hind legs, then comes ninjutsu, then our city is finally safe. T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

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