FINALLY! Glenn Beck Is Putting Out A Teabagger Clothing Line!
So I'm over at Towleroad and I come across this bright shining headline that made the pores on my thighs let out a simultaneous YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEESSSS! Glenn Beck is finally answering all of ours calls by putting out a clothing line for teabaggers. Now, I didn't read the statement since usually everything that comes out of Glenn Beck's mouth sounds like a vagina bawling into a rubber Barbie face to me and I was really too busy screaming at the upcoming winter winds that they aren't going to give me frozen thighs this year!
Think about it. Don't you just hate it when you're out in "the field," dunking your bags in a trick's mouth and you suddenly see a flashing flashlight coming from yonder. You gotta undunk and then run your almost bare ass out onto the street while pulling your jeans up over your cold thighs. It's the worst and will ruin your night. Don't even ask me, "But Michael, why don't you just push your goods out through the zipper hole?" Are you serious? And don't even ask me to wear button fly. But I don't need to now that Glenn Beck's teabagger clothing line is almost here!
It's probably going to look something like this:
But you know, the trapdoor will be in the front instead. It will also be fastened with Velcro and there will be two tiny trapdoors since sometimes you just want to dunk one nut instead of the whole pot. Even if you don't play outdoors, Glenn Beck's teabagger pants will come in handy when you've got a hardcore itch on your crotch ball that can't be killed with an over-the-pants scratch.
I don't know if America will thank Glenn Beck, but I know plenty of nutsacks and thighs that will.
merit for a while is something to chose for him
plus size clothing
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:22pm.
A Dem gets in the WH and we prosper. A GOPer gets in and we fail. Yet we keep electing the GOPers. I don't geddit.
Are you on acid?
Bush 8 years: 4 trillion to national debt (this includes katrina, and iraq/afghanistan war stuff, plus round one of bailouts)
Obama 2.5 years: 4 trillion to national debt.
Unemployment still at a 9.5% raging hard on.
The honeymoon is over. Cant blame shit on the previous president anymore.
This is NOT prosperity you dumbfuck
Lope, since you don't want to do the legwork on why anyone who isn't a racist right wing douche hates Beck let me know and I'll list a few things.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by music lover on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:13pm.
Dog, i agree with most of that, but why do they always have to throw in Moms who don't stay home with their kids? Like' they are to blame for all of society ills. I mean really, everybody knows there was no poverty, crime or wars before Moms went to work. *eyeroll*
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I don't think this was aimed at moms at all. I think it was saying that moms were able to stay home then unlike now.
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That's still bull because women have always worked in this country: female slaves, women in Northern factories, caretakers, the invisible workforce. They weren't doing it to prove a point but to support their families. And who watched their kids?
And I still think Gene Simmons is a fugly, egotistical tool.
I hope this fails even quicker than his Fox show.
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"... a wail that sounds like a deaf cat in heat getting DPed while jumping on a trampoline during an earthquake."
I just don't get why he is demonized so much. It's a lot like the random hatred of Sarah like Palin- if you ask someone why they hate Beck, they just say something like "he's stupid" or something similar with absolutely no idea about why except that other people say so. I've never heard him say anything that I thought was awful or ridiculous.
He's into a strong work ethic, and so am I, so I guess maybe that's why I don't hate him or anything. Or maybe it's because I think for myself and listen to what people actually say before forming my opinion of them rather than just saying "I hate him" because everyone else says it.
I don't care what party you are or aren't Vote Anyway because the professional politicans don't want you to. Lazy people keep them in office forever.
Frank Zappa for prez.
This is a very restrained post considering the subject matter (a strange morph from the historical dumping of tea incident). They are begging for humiliation and I expect DListed to follow-up.
Gay people need clothes although why focus only on ball suckers?
A Dem gets in the WH and we prosper. A GOPer gets in and we fail. Yet we keep electing the GOPers. I don't geddit.
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nunya_bizness, everyone should have to go back and read the 'malaise speech'. Carter said we needed to work and sacrifice to solve these problems. Reagan said the only problems we have are all the hippies saying we have problems so let's have a parade instead.
Submitted by MaxThrax on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:45pm.
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Word!!!! Jimmy Carter called it, but no one wanted to hear it.
"Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?"
I'll explain: We had a President who warned the country that it wasn't producing anything and was dependent on consumption and that we had to deal with energy because we could no longer produce the oil necessary and would have to depend on foreign and instable countries in the ME for oil. The guy he was running against said it was "morning in America" and we should celebrate and he won the election. The new President had an economic idea called 'trickle down economics', basically the idea is you cut taxes on the wealthy and it all trickles down to the rest of us. By the end of this President's 8 year term, the deficit had been more than tripled as a result in increased spending coupled with lower tax revenues. That President's name was Ronald Reagan. Throw in a 3 trillion unnecessary war in Iraq and you've got a big ole fucking deficit. The last President to run a balanced Federal budget was a Democrat, Bill Clinton. The last Republican to run a balanced Federal budget was Dwight D Eisenhower.
Any questions?
"Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids."
We didn't have those taxes 100 years ago because life was considerably different then.
After WWII, there was a huge move towards suburbanization. The whole American dream thing--you had a lot of servicemen returning from the war, buying the house in the suburbs, a car, etc. This was also when building the US highway system was at it's zenith.
100 years ago we also had (legal)racial segregation, women weren't allowed to vote, no antibiotics, limited opportunities for women to work or go to college, few treatments for cancer...I could go on. I really despise that "things were so much better in the old days" BS that passes for commentary these days.
"What in the hell happened?"
Progress. There are positive and negative sides to everything.
MK, you need to ask your abuelita to knit you some thigh-warmers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dog - Fifteen years ago we had all those taxes, didn't have a deficit, and were the most prosperous nation in the world.
I don't know how much more I can take listening to people blame politicians, Democrat or Republican, for the economic mess we're in because at the end of the day it was selfish, unregulated and short-term driven profiteering on Wall Street which caused this stupid mess. And if anything we should be mad at our politicians for ignoring the warning signs and failing to regulate the derivatives market or be mad at our congressmen now who have still failed to achieve any reform on Wall Street. So at the end of the day, however flaky or hippie or disjointed the Occupy Wall Street movement is, at least its anger is directed at the culprits.
I just got a funny vision of Teabagger brand hoodies with pointed hoods like the white rapper's in Scary Movie 3.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The problem with this country is the politicians who run it are only thinking of what is good for them. Not what is good for the country.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:34pm.
I was also heartened to see/hear that people of color are getting in on the action. If the Latinos get involved, the politicians will be shitting a brick.
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Warren Beatty"s character in Bullworth says to some black lady "why should I care what you want, you don't vote for me"
It's so true, why the fuck would any politician do anything for anyone if it doesn't serve him or his party's best interest?
Minorities could better there prospects in life in a matter of a few votes if they just went out and voted. They are millions upon millions of votes that go wasted. If these people said we want A or B and if you don't give it to us we won't vote for you and then actually voted and got the guy booted out you can be sure the next time they say we want A or B that polatician would stand on his head to make it so.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:13pm.
This was on Gene Simmons's website: [...]
Gene Simmons makes some excellent points, but I'm going to wait until Bret Michael addresses these issues before I take a position.
This asshole. I just want to kick him til he's dead.
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
that easy access flap is a smart idea for all the wide stance dudes that are part of the teabagger movement...
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Hekki, Mr. Simmons didn't write it, though. Some dude from some newspaper wrote it.
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@Hekki- JMO, but probably because the NFL wants to appeal to a broad spectrum of people and Glen Beck was hired specifically for his political bent? That's my best, uneducated guess.
Well this gives me an idea for what to get my brother-in-law for xmas. I'm not going to spend a dime on this shit but this gives me an idea of what to stich up.
Dog: Thanks for posting that. I never thought I'd like Gene Simmons, but I DO!
I've got my eyes on the Occupy Wall Street movement. Maybe enough people will join and make a difference. I think the politicians are starting to get a little antsy about it. It's not going away. I was also heartened to see/hear that people of color are getting in on the action. If the Latinos get involved, the politicians will be shitting a brick.
Submitted by music lover on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:13pm.
Dog, i agree with most of that, but why do they always have to throw in Moms who don't stay home with their kids? Like they are to blame for all of society ills. I mean really, everybody knows there was no poverty, crime or wars before Moms went to work. *eyeroll*
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I don't think this was aimed at moms at all. I think it was saying that moms were able to stay home then unlike now.
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I think that the people in Congress should have a fix term. Like the president, they should only be able to run twice and serve out a certain number of years. The same goes for the Supreme Court.
lmao @ m.e. & dwm.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why did the "Are you ready for some football?" guy get creamed but Glenn Beck is still on the air? I don't get it.
And now I am leaving because I hate discussing politics.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:23pm.
Unemployed bum - I dont normally respond to his hotair but after 16 years I just had it and had to shut him down. My husband new I had had it so he wasnt upset.
Dog - I think I love you!!!
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I thought I killed the thread with that long-ass post! It didn't look that long on his website!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:13pm.
Dog, i agree with most of that, but why do they always have to throw in Moms who don't stay home with their kids? Like they are to blame for all of society ills. I mean really, everybody knows there was no poverty, crime or wars before Moms went to work. *eyeroll*
Seems to me it's all the goddamm voters that are screwin this country UP... :P
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:18pm.
OOH LOOK! Politics.
*leaves*
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YOU FORGOT TO SLAM THE DOOR!
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*flips everyone off*
*slams door*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:18pm.
OOH LOOK! Politics.
*leaves*
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YOU FORGOT TO SLAM THE DOOR!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Unemployed bum - I dont normally respond to his hotair but after 16 years I just had it and had to shut him down. My husband new I had had it so he wasnt upset.
Dog - I think I love you!!!
OOH LOOK! Politics.
*leaves*
American politics has become a joke. It's all about who can sling the most mud while ducking incoming mud. No one cares about the actual issues and no one sure as hell cares about the people.
This was on Gene Simmons's website:
Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House? John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want. If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 545 people (Congress) who stand convicted — by present facts — of incompetence and irresponsibility. There us not a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
If the tax code is unfair, it’s because they want it unfair.
If the budget is in the red, it’s because they want it in the red ..
If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it’s because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan …
If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it’s because they want it that way.
There are no insoluble government problems.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened?
Can you spell ‘politicians?’
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:48am.
My brother-in-law is a crazee Republican. He turns every Thanksgiving meal into a platform. So last year I brought up all the Republicans who get busted cheating with dudes. He almost choked and my sons (all over 15 so I didn't freak out the children) and my mil (who is still stuck in the 50's) just gasped. BEST fucking thanksgiving ever!!!
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I love when holidays get weird like that. Both of my brothers are the crazy NRA kind of republicans and my dad is the typical pro-union, UAW zombie kind of democrat from Detroit... and every year I can hear my dad mutter under his breath, "Where did I go wrong as a parent? What happened to my sons?" while they argue with the liberal relatives.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:59am.
IKR!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
We do have the Right and Left here in Canada but it's no where near as divisive as it seems it is in America. I think in Canada we can have both left and right ideals on a lot of things and not be seen as traitors to our ideals
It seems in the States you have crazy lefties and even crazier Righties with these TEABAGGERS being the fucking nuttiest of the lot.
The dangerous thing I see is that the Republicans party is so integrated with the Christian Right it completely goes against the division of church and state.
When I hear the word TeaBag it worries the shit out of me becasue I've seen the signs these people carry to rallies and I swear you'd think it was Little Rock in 1958.
So how come I gotta Google to find out if Chaz survived? My lunch break is only an hour. (chug my Rush Limbaugh iced tea). If you're going to get us hooked one day and forget about it the next.....!
"He cites Paul Newman as his model".
Um, getting a decomposed body to model your clothing line might not be the brightest marketing ploy, Glenn Beck, whoever the hell you are.
Submitted by Solaera on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:34am.
How collectively stupid does a party have to be to name itself after a sex act?
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Lol. They did't name themselves that. The left just refers to them as such.
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But they allow themselves to be called that. Then again, most of them are so sexually repressed I doubt they even know what it means anyway. And they sure as hell wouldn't attempt it!
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:48am
That's hot!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:34am.
How collectively stupid does a party have to be to name itself after a sex act?
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Lol. They did't name themselves that. The left just refers to them as such.
It'll make it easier to pick them out of a group of people. Cuz you know if I had to rob and knock someone the fuck out to get food, I'd rather it was a Tea Bagger.
Dog
My brother-in-law is a crazee Republican. He turns every Thanksgiving meal into a platform. So last year I brought up all the Republicans who get busted cheating with dudes. He almost choked and my sons (all over 15 so I didn't freak out the children) and my mil (who is still stuck in the 50's) just gasped. BEST fucken thanksgiving ever!!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 11:45am.
@unemployed_bum - Wait, you're telling me people actually have sex with Glenn Beck?
(note: I am a Republican)
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Being a slut/whore is a tough and dirty job, but its good for the economy
@unemployed_bum - Wait, you're telling me people actually have sex with Glenn Beck?
(note: I am a Republican)
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