"Da Skool Sistums Dident Lurn Me Gud"
Yes, that is what my headlines look like before spellcheck. ("You use spellcheck?!" - you)
Kristen Stewart is once again saying words that were not written for her on a script and you know what that means? Brace yourself for a river of dumb. Kristen tells British GQ (via HuffPo) that because of her acting career she had to leave school in the 7th grade to be homeschooled. But it's not what Kristen wanted and she doesn't blame her parents for choosing an acting career for her instead of an education. Kristen blames the teachers! Can somebody please give her an A+++ in HAHAHAHA making.
You see, apparently Kristen's old teachers need more education themselves, because they didn't know that she's a precious snowflake who deserves a special kind of attention. As Matt Damon eye snarled at Kristen, she said this:
“School became genuinely uncomfortable. I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away.They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I’m slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.”
It's true. Shame on those teachers who worked a full day, graded papers during dinner, put together packages for sick students afterward and completely ignored the needs of Kristentitled who couldn't go to class because she had to report to a day job that paid her twenty times more than her teachers make. DECERTIFY THEM ALL!
But really, why is she even moaning about this? She's got enough cash in her chain wallet to last her the rest of her life without working, so she could, you know, quit acting and go to school. Dumb bitch is just bitching just to bitch (story of this blog, I know).
Kristen's rich, gets to say lines for a living, has a closet full of lower lips (since she's always biting hers off), a (fake) boyfriend that millions of hos twerk their clits to and a PhD in HERP DERP. What more does the bitch want?
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MK said it so well. Kristen needs to learn some gratitude. Going to college and getting a degree doesn't necessarily equal security. My hubby has a degree from University of Michigan, and right now he's delivering pizzas because it was the only job he could get after being laid off. There are thousands of people in Hollywood right now that will and are doing anything and everything to be as famous and wealthy as she is. Be thankful for your success and stop trying to act like you're really just one of us
"I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do."
We all are, sweetie, and not even slightly.
I cannot stand this inbred-looking trick.
"Nowadays, you can get dick, kittens, whiskey, weed and nachos delivered to your front door at all hours." -MK
This loser needs to shut her pie hole.
What a cunt. Take some responsibility for yourself, sister.
LOVE TWILIGHT!!!!!!
**Oops, I'm alting again!**
I cannot stand her. She's not even easy on the eyes. All she does is whine when she can simply solve her problem by going away! But no she goes and signed up for another high profile gig as Snow White. And then wonders why no one takes her seriously.
Mad props to all the teachers who buy school supplies for their students out of their own pockets.
I hate this entitled, bad acting skills, little twerp and her fans. I got into an "argument" with some dumb fan of hers on youtube when I wrote something snarky. OMG that little bitch just didn't undertand "differece of opinion" as a concept.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Here Kristen let me put this into words you can understand:
Yu iz stoopid. No mor talky 4 u.
The End.
Go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
She looks like The Undertaker in that pic.
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There's nothing nice in my head - the adult world took it all away.
Whom does she blame for her complete inability to act, I wonder?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Make her just fuck off, please.
Cannot wait for this cunt's fame to wither and die.
Awesome MK, just awesome.
I think Matt Damon needs to smack a bitch.