"Da Skool Sistums Dident Lurn Me Gud"

Yes, that is what my headlines look like before spellcheck. ("You use spellcheck?!" - you)

Kristen Stewart is once again saying words that were not written for her on a script and you know what that means? Brace yourself for a river of dumb. Kristen tells British GQ (via HuffPo) that because of her acting career she had to leave school in the 7th grade to be homeschooled. But it's not what Kristen wanted and she doesn't blame her parents for choosing an acting career for her instead of an education. Kristen blames the teachers! Can somebody please give her an A+++ in HAHAHAHA making.

You see, apparently Kristen's old teachers need more education themselves, because they didn't know that she's a precious snowflake who deserves a special kind of attention. As Matt Damon eye snarled at Kristen, she said this:

“School became genuinely uncomfortable. I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away.

They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I’m slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.”

It's true. Shame on those teachers who worked a full day, graded papers during dinner, put together packages for sick students afterward and completely ignored the needs of Kristentitled who couldn't go to class because she had to report to a day job that paid her twenty times more than her teachers make. DECERTIFY THEM ALL!

But really, why is she even moaning about this? She's got enough cash in her chain wallet to last her the rest of her life without working, so she could, you know, quit acting and go to school. Dumb bitch is just bitching just to bitch (story of this blog, I know).

Kristen's rich, gets to say lines for a living, has a closet full of lower lips (since she's always biting hers off), a (fake) boyfriend that millions of hos twerk their clits to and a PhD in HERP DERP. What more does the bitch want?

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:46pm.

Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:02pm.

GO LIONS!!!!! We're going all the way, baby!!!!!

On a different note, GOOD GAWD I luvs me some Matt Damon!! Can he BE any sexier?? Cute, smart, rich, AND a good guy too. That should have been ME behind that bar getting him drunk that night! Damn you, cruel fate!

Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:39pm.

"They just didn't want to do the extra work". LOL how can she not have a clue how cunty she comes off saying that??? Unbelievable.

Pretty much everyone except asshole right-wingers know that teachers are overworked and underpaid. . . and everyone except Twihards know that she is an overpaid lump of dull-eyed, pasty flesh.

Submitted by ekspresis on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:04am.

sounds like the next Megan Fox (but fuglier)

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:43am.

They HAVE special schools like this in the Los Angeles area for kids who want to go to school and act and they accommodate. If she expected special treatment from a regular school.... sheesh. Teachers have a load of crap to deal with every day as it is.

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Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:33am.

I love everything about this post. I'm still giggling about 'closet full of lower lips'. As for KS - I like to clap her ears with a pair of erasers - old school style.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:49am.

Submitted by dlives on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06pm.
Well she's such a dumbass *sarcasm* she got an idiot like you to write about her and promote her so who's the dumbass?

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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:03am.

btw your damn acting coaches failed ur misearble ass stoopid twat

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Submitted by Oyster on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:47am.

Well she's such a dumbass *sarcasm* she got an idiot like you to write about her and promote her so who's the dumbass?
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:11am.

I wanna eat lots of beans, baked beans, then take a wet fart on her face.

i feel that is the right thing to do

Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 4:05am.

Submitted by dlives on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06pm.

Well she's such a dumbass *sarcasm* she got an idiot like you to write about her and promote her so who's the dumbass?
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How long have you read Dlisted? MK can out trick, out wit the numb skull above so please save you "sarcasm" for those who care enough to be on the K-mumbles Stewart fan club. As for promoting her hahahah. ,the collective on here would stab their eyes and ears with pencils before giving this trick above a cent of their money. Makes me wonder why in the world you would rally around such a bubble head... If K. Stewart did not have the half wits working for her behalf she would probably spew out more ignorant comments. Basically she has the brain and personality of a boiled old shoe..

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 3:11am.

My mother is a teacher, and in spite of being kind of a terrible person, I know that she works her ASS off for her students. I've visited her and seen her in class. And on top of that, she teaches Special Education.

Which is where this cuntrag periodfaced hag clearly belongs.

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Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:53am.

Maybe, when she says "They failed me." she meant that literally. As in "I took the test but I'm a dumbass and got a zero so they failed me. My teachers failed me." Works for me.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:28pm.

Submitted by dlives on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06pm.

And you would be what, her publicist? Her mom?

Despite what they say, there IS such a thing as bad publicity. Every time she opens her mouth without someone TELLING her what to do, she makes a fool of herself and exposes herself as a bratty ingrate.

I'm pretty sure that by informing us of this, MK is not somehow making her look like a media genius. Especially since she's not smart enough to do it deliberately.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:45pm.

Sadly you're right. Bella Swan is a narcissistic, boring as drying paint, sociopathic, whiny, divaish, untalented blob who never does or says anything worth listening to.

Stewart is perfect.

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Submitted by dlives on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 10:06pm.

Well she's such a dumbass *sarcasm* she got an idiot like you to write about her and promote her so who's the dumbass?

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 8:50pm.

Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 7:14pm.

First, Howdy D-listers. I have read this site for many, many years. I comment once in a blue moon. Tonight the moon is blue.
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Hello Fujicat!! You're fun - can we pretend it's a blue moon every night? :)

Submitted by deucenoir on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 8:42pm.

I can't with this asshat. not only does she spew pure idiocy regularly, she r kind of looks like this cuntsnatch hillbilly bitch I used to work with. that chick was an ignorant delusional inbred looking jackass with massive illusions of grandeur, much like our little kristen here.

Submitted by KidL on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 8:38pm.

I cannot stand this stupid twat. I really wish she would STFU and make good on her promise to quit acting.

Submitted by blueangel on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 8:36pm.

A teacher can't teach an inanimate object. I agree with the poster below who said she's a ZERO. An entitled ZERO. And a bad actress.

Submitted by TBH on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 8:17pm.

Is she including her acting teacher too? Because in that case I co-sign. This bitch has verbal diarrhea, she needs to learn when to stfu.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 7:55pm.

What a lazy bitch.

I was in competitive sports when I was young so I missed a lot of classroom time. Most of the teachers I knew were willing to work with students with crazy schedules IF they put forth a fucking effort. It's clear by her acting that this twat isn't used to trying at anything.

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Submitted by Shankly-san on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 7:28pm.

I'm a teacher, and I LOVE YOU Michael K! Gold star.

Submitted by Fujicat on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 7:14pm.

First, Howdy D-listers. I have read this site for many, many years. I comment once in a blue moon. Tonight the moon is blue.

This trick is full of shit and should NEVER pursue screen writing because she sucks at storytelling. The teachers wouldn't "package" her work? Wah, wah, wah?

Really? BULLSHIT.

If she was "homeschooled," then the PARENTS are responsible for teaching her the curricula from the school district so that she can pass state tests.

If she had long absences from school due to an illness, then the school district will provide tutors at home until she could go back to school. They did in my NY district when my daughter broke her clavicle from doing an ollie.

I taught for many years, and ALWAYS packaged my students' work if they were ill for a period of time. That's part of the job, and most teachers do this because they are PROFESSIONALS and are prepared. Really. It's not a lot of extra work, and we don't want our sick kids to fall behind. We CARE.

If she was absent from school due to acting (working) then on-set tutors should have been paid for with all the moolah she raked in. No excuse for not getting her education, except for being a willful, spoiled brat with spineless moneygrubbing parents who let the golden child call the shots.

In any scenario, her story does NOT add up. Blowhan and her moneygrubbing parents have some new competition in pissing me off in the negative attention whoring arena! Let the games begin.

Fair is foul and foul is fair..

Submitted by poo on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 7:08pm.

All right then.

Fuck you, you talentless lukewarm heap of vaguely emulsified mediocrity.

Dakota Fanning can kick your whiny ass into next month.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:52pm.

Deepest sympathies to the teachers and school that had to deal with your entitled scrag arse and supererogatory demands.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:40pm.

"Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:26pm.
Hekki wrote: "Her parents failed her, not the teachers."

Damn straight they did."

Cosigned!

Four of my aunts were teachers and they all say the same thing: the parents have to lay the foundation and continue to be invested in the kid's education. You can be the greatest teacher in the history of teachers but if nothing gets reinforced the second the kid leaves school grounds? Well, he/she isn't going to do as well as his/her more invested peers.

Also Kristen Stewart is at the top of my 'I Can't With This CUNT' list. I would like to point out that her idol Jodie Foster went to fucking Yale. Not only went, but actually fucking graduated magna cum laude. Ugh. Stewart's the fucking worst!
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Submitted by Snow Owl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:25pm.

I have so much respect for teachers. I hope she gets SO MUCH shit for this. And I usually give her a pass with other shit she says but this is too much.

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Submitted by Snow Owl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:20pm.

Ummm the trollsens graduated and even gave college a try. They wer super busy in high school with clothing line at wal-mart, videos, and I think at one point they had a sitcom on ABC Family.

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Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:17pm.

She is a miserable hag.

Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:08pm.

"Well, maybe you're a shitty cameraman, I mean I don't know." One of the best lines EVER.

Submitted by haileyscomet on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:52pm.

She's full of crap. Even if the teachers did not want to facilitate Kristen's fabulous acting career then her parents could have easily schooled her through a tutor or through standard curriculums.
It's sooooo easy to just blame someone...ANYONE else when the ugly truth is you screwed yourself.

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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:48pm.

Oh goddamn, Kristen, shut the damn fking hell up. Now the schools are responsible for your melancholic disposition and all that ignant other shit you do?! STFU. I'd be surprised if this whore gets any relevant movie castings after the Twilight fuckery.

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Submitted by EmmaG.Frost on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:38pm.

Does this dumb cunt ever shut the fuck up?
First her retarded rape comment now this? Some one should fuck her up the ass with a nail spiked baseball bat , throw her off the side of a road and let her bleed to death.
Tomorrow we'll see a typical Hollywood apology, "I'm sorry to all those teachers in America, I meant the bad teachers where I grew up"
The shit is dumb fuckers keep going to see her movies and keep lining her wallet with our hard earned cash.

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Submitted by TeamCharlie on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:56pm.

My job is to teach my class, not to further your career by packaging said class and sending it off for you. If you're so smart that you can take the class without the teacher, then why on Earth are you bothering with high school? Do your thing- I will certainly give you my blessing and encouragement- go for your GED, and STFU. Screw you and your sense of entitlement. Go the fuck away; I have a job to do, and it's not all about you and your "special" needs.

Never had much reason to hate this whiny bitch until now.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:50pm.

Clearly the HATER teachers should've let Princess Sourpuss toke up in class and let her innate genius flourish. She could've found a cure for cancer, AIDS, and the common cold by now if only her teachers had let her BE GREAT!!!!!1111

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Submitted by daaah on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:47pm.

who cares? i just lost IQ points reading this article.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:47pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:35pm.
Does this lazy little shit put any effort into ANYTHING??

"School was hard." *slouches* "Acting is hard. My life is, ya know. hard and stuff. Keeping my eyes open...standing...hard. *puffs joint*

----> Exactly!! And where is this rant/ hate on teachers coming from?? Did the interviewer ask why is she so dumb? I don't like jokes and I despise ppl blaming others for their idiocy.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by Datura on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:19pm.
I don't understand how this girl became successful in the first place. Are her parents in the business?

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I hate to admit that I actually read the Twatlight books, but she fits the character of Bella pretty well...a whiny, self-absorbed teen who can't see past her own navel. She's actually perfect for the role. The books have no substance and neither does she.

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Submitted by Clio on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:44pm.

Pretty sure it's the law that a production company provide tutors for any actors under age 18. That said, why should teachers have to go above and beyond for one sullen brat who was probably on the verge of flunking anyway? And she maintains that she graduated high school with honors. Yeahfuckingright. Bitch is damn lucky that her parents are in this business. DAMN LUCKY.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:35pm.

Submitted by brandie_larue on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:30pm.

I'm not 100% sure she ISN'T a boy. I mean, she has no tits, no hips, no feminine features... do we have any evidence that she's not actually a dude?

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:35pm.

Does this lazy little shit put any effort into ANYTHING??

"School was hard." *slouches* "Acting is hard. My life is, ya know. hard and stuff. Keeping my eyes open...standing...hard. *puffs joint*

Submitted by CuriouserAndCur... on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:33pm.

Every time I start thinking maybe she's not so bad, she says something shitarded like this.

Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:31pm.

We interrupt this geyser blast of diarrhea for an important...oh wait. Sorry, this is just more diarrhea. Speaking of bowel movements, was this girl actually birthed or did her moms just have a really long hard dump that day? You know like the kind she had to press her coocher to work out. I hearby name that area of the vagine the KStew spot. Press it and let it flow.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:29pm.

Maybe the teachers failed you because you're a snotty dumbass who thinks she knows everything.

Oh, and how come other child stars managed to graduate from high school just fine, like Natalie "My Shit Doesn't Stink" Portman, Dakota Fanning, Brooke Shields, Jodi Foster, Elijah Wood and so on? Whether they were homeschooled or had regular schooling, they managed to do it without pulling the diva bitch act.

I bet she just decided, "I'm an ARTIST, I don't need to do this mundane school stuff," so she didn't study. And how dare she insist that it's the underpaid, underappreciated TEACHERS' fault for not doing extra UNPAID work so she could swan off to make movies. They FAILED poor wittle her!

Those Breaking Dawn people need to shut her lipless mouth. Every time she opens it, she alienates people.

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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:27pm.

I've had a few really crappy teachers, but I was also going through some serious shit at the time. If I wasn't, I probably wouldn't have minded them as much, but when you're down, a teacher who may unknowingly push your buttons only makes everything else worse. Kristen probably perceived her teachers as insensitive because they couldn't see what she thought was obvious. I'll bet Kristen never took the initiative to ask her teachers to put packages together, either. I don't know what's causing Kristen's angst, but I'm sure it colored her perception of her teachers. Everyone's probably failed Kristen in some way, including her teachers.

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:14pm.

This dumb bitch. Oh, would that I was a teacher with a yard stick I could shove up her ass.

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Submitted by PrettyPoison on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 3:13pm.

Kristen needs to shut the fuck up. Teachers (including half of my family, and my best friend) are stressed out, overworked, and underpaid.

Yes...the ones I know are exactly that.

Submitted by cici on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 4:04pm.

Oh Kristen. Today I "taught" a sick (but not a fever!) 5 year old who hit and bit other teachers, and ripped up his work. Is he in foster care?? not sure what the home life is about. Last week, I had to contact CPS because another 5 year old had marks on his face from his "mommy". Another student is a child of an addict and is paying the price of her mother drinking while she was in the womb..There are other kids in my class but you get the point. I am exhausted. I'm sure your teachers dealt with alot too. I hope the public soon treats you the way all your teachers did...FAIL.