Thursday, October 13th 2011

The CAPTION THIS VIDEO Contest WINNER For October 12th!

I haven't seen this much pussy crying to be filled since LeAnn Rimes was married to Dean Sheremet. - ImpertinentVixen

Runners-up:

"Anderson 1, Anderson 2, Anderson 3, . . ., Anderson 45 and Bart. Dinner's served" said Micheal K on another typical Saturday night. - DisturbinglyNormal

Paula Deen to her intern: "You fool! You were supposed to get 100 sticks of butter and ONE cat, not the other way around! Now I have to make Cat Butter! Do you know what Cat Butter tastes like?! It's amazing but it's a bitch to make...you know what? I'm done! I'm just DONE!...You're fired. Get in the oven." - cs182

In MTV's spin-off show Purrrrr-sey Shore, not much has changed from the original. Still lots of whining, crying, clawing, licking, fighting, spreading disease, and camera-whoring. - perky

via Arbroath

Posted by: Michael K


citizenstrange's picture

The kittehs are cute but why is Kim Kardashian's "Jam: Turn It Up" being used for a soundtrack?

Dlisted reporters will suck up to anyone for a few scraps.

Whamo's picture

I don't know how those little critters can eat after seeing buddy in his buckshot tighty whiteys

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Demanding pussy in the bedroom would be better, but the kitchen works well too.

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Translation: "Edward!" "Jacob!" "Edward!" "Jacob!"...

No caption but I hope to God they got all of those cats spayed and neutered. I can't stand fucking morons who let their pets breed and breed and never get them fixed, that's how you end up on an episode of Hoarders. Some people really shouldn't be allowed to have pets..:(

jamie8780's picture

As my 5 year old daughter said as the video started...."That is going to be a stinky house!" lol

unemployed_bum's picture

Too cute. I'm not allowed to have pets at my house, so this helps fill the void. :(

SpiceDong's picture

Lots of dirty pussy and virtually NO dick...just what I expected from Ashton's fuck tape.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Pussies always get noisy when their hole is about to be filled.

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After so much time with Ashton, Demi became so used to strange pussy breath that she opened a shelter for strays.

SpiceDong's picture

Screaming pussies galore...this has to be a KardASSian family reunion.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oh, those Kardashian home movies. I really didn't know there were so many of them.

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John_Wilson's picture

A typical morning at Charlie Sheen's house. Cooking breakfast in his underwear, surrounded by dirty pussys.

Deb's picture

I think I just saw a dick in that noisy sea of pussy!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Deb's picture

sorry dbl post

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Ms. Lizard's picture

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Horay! I have a new kitten meowing video to annoy my cats with!

moomarse's picture

We're almost close to that pair of cat pants you want honey!

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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11