Betty White's Still Hot: The Video
Some of us have already heard the song that made me feel like I was getting DPed in the ears by a bass speaker and a glow stick wrapped in cheesecake and now here it is in moving picture form! Like I said before, Betty White is an earth angel and if she Hitler saluted a blind orphan toddler right in the face and farted out the melody of a Ke$ha song while wearing an I Heart A Nancy Grace Fart shirt made of kitten whiskers, I'd gently escort her to the nearest mental hospital lanai, but I'd do so with loooooooove. So I'm just going to say that the video for "I'm Still Hot" has everything you could ever want from a video: Betty White, cheesecake and succulent man titties that you just want to give a mammogram to.
Oh, and Betty is doing this to raise awareness for the Lifeline Program and some of the proceeds from the sale of the song will go to The L.A. Zoo. So see, Betty is doing it for the animals. Or as my little cousin with a fucked up lisp says, the annniminals.
(Thanks Erin)
If only I'll age like Betty: vital, witty and bawdy.
Btw MissJaneTexas- that's awesome. The choreography is why I watch videos like this. Too bad more dance didn't make it in because the dancers are the best part. Was it filmed in Cali?
I've liked Luciana, and I appreciate an electro video with man meat instead of the usual almost naked girls. It seems more a jokey song for fun, but I'm disturbed about the Lifeline aspect.
Such cheesy goodness.
Love me some Betty White.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
Betty is a deity to me, but this song and Luciana's vocals are total Goldchains ripoffs. It's literally like they sampled their song.
3 words....
MMMMMMM.....BETTY WHITE
ok, 2 words and mmmmmmm
lol
Submitted by qjersey on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:11pm.
I love Betty, but it's a f*cking commercial for a viatical company, you know those folks that pay you half of whats your life insurance is worth ("cashing out")and making them the beneficiary of your policy. Scummy. These companies began targeting people with AIDS back in the 80's.
Or think of this way, you ain't gettin nothing when grandma dies.
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I can't tell you how much I loathe companies like that. My grandfather did the same thing to support his gold digging girlfriend...uhh...I mean long term companion. Hell, I would have been glad to get nothing. Nothing's way better than a near half million in the hole.
Shit like that was the reason why I went into personal finance. I got much shit from all of my friends of having my insurance license at 20 and being fully insured myself, but no one said shit when my friend's father died and we had to take up a collection to help pay for the funeral.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Everything Betty White does is golden and classy. She's a hoot on Hot in Cleveland, but actually all the girls are funny and Mr. IV wants to nail Valerie Bertinelli.
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I hope I'm kicking it half as hard as Betty is when I'm damn near 90.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Just think Betty White owes her popularity to some pothead posting a petition on Facebook to get her on SNL.
She should be sending him flowers, weed, and/or money every week.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
@qjersey - also, I'm glad you pointed out it was for sleazy buy your policy thieves. I thought that's what I saw. I get junk mail from tons of those buy up your annuity things in my mail. Should be outlawed!
@MissJaneTexas - that's really cool that you know someone who was close to the production. I'm sure Betty's a cool old gal.
You know Betty's cool if she has old school gossip like the one I loved from a post a while back with the rumor of Betty's alleged lezzie fling.
My best friend did all of the choreography for this video. They cut out most of the actual dancing but I am proud :) He said Betty was amaaaaazing.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by qjersey on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 6:11pm.
Or think of this way, you ain't gettin nothing when grandma dies.
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HAHA! THIS! ^^^^^ My nana died and sent us all a Mommy Dearest f-u letter that we weren't getting shit! It was the early 90s, I was in my early 20s, wacked out of my gourd from partying, and had to read the letter 3 times to finally say to myself, well ain't that the shit.
At least Bea Arthur knew when to get off the fucking stage.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I love Betty, but it's a f*cking commercial for a viatical company, you know those folks that pay you half of whats your life insurance is worth ("cashing out")and making them the beneficiary of your policy. Scummy. These companies began targeting people with AIDS back in the 80's.
Or think of this way, you ain't gettin nothing when grandma dies.
I wish I was as fucking cool as Betty. At least she's still doing good for the world. I know if I live to be her age I'm gonna be a crotchety old bitch who pisses my pants right before I spray the neighborhood kids with the hose.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
"..Or as my little cousin with a fucked up lisp says, the annniminals."-Mk
ROTFLMAOo!
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
cheesecake? I'm in, don't care about the rest.
I love this woman, I aspire to be as cool as her, Helen Mirren and Judi Dench someday.
I kinda liked it. Plus Luciana is wearing PP's leopard lips! Chicken Cutlets can now add /Vanguard to her imbd page.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:27pm.
Spicey... your name is spice dong not spice 6 pack. Show me the peen! (in your avie)
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LOL
careful what you wish for. :-P
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:33pm.
im burnt out on this old hag
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THAT'S IT! No boobs for you
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I thought I would hate it but I didn't! Kinda liked it
what does it say that the cheesecake made my mouth water more than the muscly fellers?
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
im burnt out on this old hag
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Spicey... your name is spice dong not spice 6 pack. Show me the peen! (in your avie)
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Not gonna lie, I always dance to Luciana's eurotrash songs, and this will be no exception. Plus the video doesn't bother me, which is a fucking feat nowadays.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:25pm.
I'm Betty-ed out. :(
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*steals Mike's leftover Betty bits for self*
It's has grown on me.. LOL Betty's still Hot!!
I'm Betty-ed out. :(
I lubs Betty. ♥
Betty White can do no wrong. I could watch her punch my nana and still love her. I feel sorry for her when Nana gets up though.. she's feisty.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Well I'm glad this is for charity...I don't think I care to see anymore Betty White videos.
Guess what? That song sucks. It's like something you'd see on Eurovision.
I love Betty, but I could only do about 50 seconds of that.
I want to nurse on all of their pecs until I have a mouth full of human growth hormones.
by the looks of their bodies those queens probably have not had cheesecake since the Clinton administration...I bet they all puked this right after and injected another steroid cycle into their succulent butt cheeks.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones