Afternoon Crumbs

Dear Adrianne Curry, CoCo did it first and better – Hollywood Tuna

Stepford Katie wore my auntie’s old leather carseat cover as a bolero and survey says, NO! – Lainey Gossip

Panty Creamer of the Day: Joe Man Jello – The Superficial

That one British child princess who sang a Nicki Minaj song meets Nicki Minaj, but why is that grown man crying out tears in the audience? Did his ear drums collapse or something? – The Daily What

Javier Bardem is the new Bond villain – Celebitchy

Magic Mike needs more Joe Man Jello in a dick slinger and less of Olivia Munn in a bikini – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

They need to chop Xtina’s ratty tatty weave is what they need to do – The Berry

Leonardo DiCaprio might play Alan Turing – Towleroad

ScarJo’s nipple hacker caught – ICYDK

Kate Beckinsale gets her bikini bottom out of her ass crack – Popsugar

January Jones’ baby is totally Bobby Flay in the face or maybe Bobby Flay is just red newborn baby in the face. The latter is more likely. – Just Jared

MiserAlba struts her shit down the alleyway – Popoholic

There’s a always a show off at the rolling skating rink – Videogum

Choke on this – Cityrag

Vanessa Hudgens might’ve gained 15lbs when she broke up with Zac Efron but she also gained 15 extra bathroom drawers when he took all of his bronzer sticks with him – Cityrag

Ben Affleck will soon have a son to pass his man wig collection down to – I’m Not Obsessed

Phoebe Price’s pumpkin poses > Heidi Klum’s pumpkin poses – Hollywood Rag

Trevor Donovan’s giving a doggy a bone (sorry) – SOW