Afternoon Crumbs

October 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Chet Haze’s new video looks like an Unsolved Mysteries dramatization or like a commercial for man lipstick. If Chet is trying to make us miss his rapping skills by hazing our ears with shit, then it’s working. MERCY! – Videogum

Leighton Lopez (or Jennifer Meester if you want to do it that way) might be back to humping on Derek JeterLainey Gossip

And then Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s campfire counseling session was ruined when most of her parts started to melted onto the dirt from being that close to an open flame – The Superficial

Beyonce’s weave looks like it’s screaming in Harper’s BazaarThe Berry

Dropping the moose off at the pool – The Daily What

If you put vintage Amy Winehouse’s face on Soleil Moon Frye’s body – Hollywood Tuna

Blair Waldorf and I have something in common: we both picked up dog shit yesterday – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Somebody please kindly escort Tracy Morgan to the Shut Your Talk Hole Zone, thank you – Celebitchy

Tits + insane biceps + exploding shit + RDJ = The AvengersTowleroad

Hide yo fertile married husbands, Betty Draper is back on set – ICYDK

Fishsticks looks like she has gas. ORGANIC gas that is more expensive and of higher quality than yours, of course – Just Jared

I GOT IT! Jessica Simpson is totally Beyonce’s surrogate! – Popsugar

AMBER ALERT! Okay, has anybody seen my boyfriend? He’s about this tall and he’d look better in these sequined hot pants than I do...” – Popoholic

Ali Landry’s coochie sneezed out a baby too – I’m Not Obsessed

Anna Kournikova throws balls around in Women’s Health Cityrag

Panty Creamer of the Day: Harry Shum Jr.OMG Blog

Hilary Duff’s hair looks more pregnant than she does – Hollywood Rag

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