Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen’s Long Lost British Daughter

October 10, 2011 / Posted by:

England wants to show us Americans that we’re not the only ones who can act the deep fried fool in a fast food restaurant, because here’s one of their own busting into the kind of full-bodied meltdown you’d get if you fixed Paula Deen’s shower so it spat out regular tap water instead of melted butter like usual.

The street urinal baby of Vicky Pollard and Bart Baker exploded into a tornado of lunacy when the employees at a KFC refused to give her mo buttaaaaaaah. This heffa is about as wrong as that demure plastic flower in her hair is right, but I can’t help it. I love a crazy bitch who is passionate about green eyeshadow and fast food butter.

But seriously, will somebody please tell Xtina to rip off that wig, drop the British accent and quit playing!

via Buzzfeed

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