It’s fall times, which means you’ll soon have to move your late-night back alley blow job sessions to an outdoor patio with a heat lamp and it also means that year-round poser and the real reason why trees turn ginger in the autumn, Phoebe Price, hits that one pumpkin patch in L.A. to give the paps some tricks and treats. Done up like a piece of tangerine chicken at Panda Express, Chicken Cutlets melted the orange off of the pumpkins at the patch with her hot poses and she kept on pose pose posing until every paps’ camera got cotton mouth of the lens. This is what Linus was really hoping to see when his ass waited for The Great Pumpkin!
Just when I start to think that there has to be something PP won’t pose in, I see pictures of her posing sober in a damn children’s wagon pulled by her mom Flora like she knows this is the shot that’s going to make the cover of Vogue Cherynobyl. And it will. I can’t wait until next month when PP poses in a turkey farm and the month after when she poses in a Christmas wreath farm. PP truly is her own walking calendar.