Justin Theroux's Ex Doesn't Want To See This Shit
Here's Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux leaving an after-party for Ben Stiller's SNL gig on Sunday morning and not only are they chapping Maddox's nerves by wearing his signature color but they're also murdering Heidi Bivens' feelings by staying in NYC. Heidi Bivens, the chick that Justin dropped after 14 years to get with Aniston full-time, is apparently telling friends that it's hard for her to move on when she's breathing in the lonely dust that Justin humps out of Aniston a few blocks away from her and she wishes they'd take the next GET THE FUCK OUT express train out of town.
One of Heidi's friends tells UsWeekly that she isn't talking to Justin anymore and "she doesn't want to know anything about him and Jen,though she'd like a heads-up on any marriage or baby news. She wishes they'd leave NYC already. It's hard to move on, knowing they're in the same city."
News fucking flash, Heidi, we all live in the same cities as our exes. But I find that NYC really is the land of falling exes. You can't walk down the damn street without bumping into a pair of nipples that you used to bump on during happier times. Your exes are everywhere here. Seriously, either NYC truly is a small world or I'm a huge skank with a good memory ("the latter" - you), because if I got a dollar every time I had to cross the street to avoid an ex I'd have enough money to pay off the paparazzi to ignore the tips Jennifer Aniston texts them with the exact coordinates of her whereabouts in Manhattan. There is an app for picking up dick, so there really needs to be an app for avoiding dick that you've dropped.
Here's more of Jennifer securing another "OMG!!! SHE REALLY IS PREGNANT THIS TIME!" cover of OK! Magazine by covering up her tequila and taquitos bloat while leaving that SNL after-party.
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Submitted by Andrei on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 3:30pm.
But, does anyone like me?! Kidding. ;)
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We ADORE you and have been busy slaying small animals to place on the altar that we built to worship you. And we're not kidding.
I got my period in white pants. On my HONEYMOON. On a CRUISE SHIP. Totally UNEXPECTED. I had to spend about $25.00 for a box of TAMPONS from the cruise ship drug store.
FML. Although, better than if had been the day before, in a white wedding gown.
ANyway, I like these two together. Hard to say what the behind the scenes drama was. I am unsure as to why people are together for 14 years and aren't married or have kids together.
Justin was also in American Psycho, with the equally fuckable Christian Bale. I haven't seen Mullholland Drive; too busy watching Anthony Higgins movies. But I guess I will have to Netflix it.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
But, does anyone like me?! Kidding. ;)
Whoever she is, alt or not, so far I like this Allessandra.
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Thanks, Bjork =)
This may seem like I'm instigating something here ..but I have to go with my gut.
Speaking of alts...
I'm thinking , I AM Afraid = Allessandra!!!
Coming here for 3 years and that has her stench on it.
If I'm wrong ...my apologies *sorta*.
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Welllll... I am rather full of myself, too. When I said that, I was thinking of folks I know who were at one time famous, and deserve better than what life has thrown at 'em, lol. I wasn't dissing ya, though. Was just flaunting my thoughts. But to be honest, I don't care at all about Jennifer. I think the only reason I also heard of Angelina Jolie is because of Brad Pitt. I saw chunks of Tomb Raider back in the day, sure, but didn't pay attention to the actors in it. Heck, I wasn't unfamiliar with Girl, Interrupted, but again didn't know Jolie then, either. To be honest, I kinda wish they'd all jump out of a plane nowadays. xD
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:03pm.
"Before he was fucking Aniston, I had NO idea who Theroux was, as most folks.
If I don't know who you are, then you don't matter."
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Stef, isn't that a bit egotistical? And matter to who? There are gifted actors out there and writers, too, who aren't super well-known, but no less talented or has enjoyable work.
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Am I being egotistical? OF COURSE I AM!!! *LMAO* THIS IS DLISTED!!!
This is where the EGO goes mad, runs around naked, kicks others in the shins, giggles and runs!!! *LOL*
All I'm saying is that Theroux is not someone who is on the radar for Hollywood, which might be what Aniston wants.
Let's be straight up front here. He left a long time girlfriend for Aniston. He didn't leave and THEN met Aniston. He left without much fanfare or discussion. That's why the ex girlfriend is so bitter. She was let go without much of a thank you for the 14 years. And she's hurt and angry and sometimes, you don't want to be the "bigger person".
Sometimes, you get the Santeria priestess to take care of business. Not that I've ever done such things. *LOL*
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:03pm.
"Before he was fucking Aniston, I had NO idea who Theroux was, as most folks
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I still don't know who this guy is. Even when I see him next to JA in pics I think to myself, "Oh, its that guy that is with Jennifer Anniston."
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Seriously???? You haven't seen Mullholand Drive?
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Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:34pm.
@PrettyHateMachine: because they were just dating so no, it wasn't that serious whether they wanted to marry or not. Break ups suck but they happen several times in everyone's life and often because the other person wants to date someone new. My god, it's life and it's not that serious. I don't know why anyone should care that Justin and Heidi played house for 14 years.
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Of course!! ** smacks forehead ** Heidi must be less of a woman and not entitled to her feelings, b/c she never had an effin piece of paper saying that she was legally married. ** rolls eyes **
So by that logic, I guess that if JA and StuPitt were not married, StuPitt's cheating with AJ on the M&MS set would be a-OK with you.
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Correct and rolling your eyes won't change anything.
And NO ONE would give a shit about the JA/BP split if they weren't married.
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:03pm.
"Before he was fucking Aniston, I had NO idea who Theroux was, as most folks
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I still don't know who this guy is. Even when I see him next to JA in pics I think to myself, "Oh, its that guy that is with Jennifer Anniston."
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 11:57am.
off topic: I just got my fucking Auntie Flo in my white pants
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Did Aunt Flo forget it is after Labor Day, where white is banned?? *LOL*
Don't fear. I am in a wedding where the colors are red white and blue. In the middle of October. And either bride nor groom are military. They don't even VOTE!!!!
So, I know your pain. *LOL*
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Submitted by super martian r... on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:34pm.
@PrettyHateMachine: because they were just dating so no, it wasn't that serious whether they wanted to marry or not. Break ups suck but they happen several times in everyone's life and often because the other person wants to date someone new. My god, it's life and it's not that serious. I don't know why anyone should care that Justin and Heidi played house for 14 years.
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Of course!! ** smacks forehead ** Heidi must be less of a woman and not entitled to her feelings, b/c she never had an effin piece of paper saying that she was legally married. ** rolls eyes **
So by that logic, I guess that if JA and StuPitt were not married, StuPitt's cheating with AJ on the M&MS set would be a-OK with you.
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
JA - Making you feel fine about your single lives since 2005
AJ - Makes you feel better for being a whore since 2004
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:03pm.
"Before he was fucking Aniston, I had NO idea who Theroux was, as most folks.
If I don't know who you are, then you don't matter."
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Stef, isn't that a bit egotistical? And matter to who? There are gifted actors out there and writers, too, who aren't super well-known, but no less talented or has enjoyable work.
I'm not really a fan of any celeb in particular, but I doubt it's very nice to call any woman "old" and "desperate." How old is Justin? Is he desperate? Or maybe he has a small wee-wee.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 2:33pm.
Off topic - These alts are the reason new people like myself are afraid to post cos they get accused or being an alt or get the cold shoulder.
HUH? WTF??
whadda you mean afraid? we like fresh virgins sacrificed @ the altar
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Few Words, I get what Gardening girl is saying. Not trying to speak for all the new guys, but no one wants to feel like they're not welcome somewhere, whether it's online or real life. I started posting here cause the regulars are funny, intelligent, and seem to actually care about each other. Seemed like a good way for me to kill time at work...share a few laughs, vent a little, whatever. But, my mama didn't raise no punk, so if i'm gonna be called an alt or ignored, so be it. No love lost ;)
Do confident couples usually feel the need to flaunt their new relationships all over NYC and the tabloids? I don't know. Smells very stagey to me ~ just another Vince Vaughan, John Mayer, Gerard Butler . . . (insert one of many) here.
I recently read an analysis on how the sh-t went down and the curious timing of Jen and Justin’s overlapping hook-up, even though they’ve managed to walk away unscathed from what smells like a homewrecking situation. Yeah, the minority of the world that still believes JA is not one of the biggest, lemon-sucking, wave-shouting, pity-partying frauds currently living in LA are completely blind (happily so) to the real "Friend."
Off topic - These alts are the reason new people like myself are afraid to post cos they get accused or being an alt or get the cold shoulder. It really is scary to join in with all you smart-ass regulars who we read then to get ignored or blasted by being accused.
Back on topic - I dated a guy for a while and it was pretty good then he went to Hawaii to visit. I drove him to the airport. Seems he flew back to GET MARRIED!!! Yep I didn't know he had a fiance. I felt used, stupid and heart broken. He came back all sheep faced and said that we could still "be friends". Yeah...nice.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 11:57am.
off topic: I just got my fucking Auntie Flo in my white pants
Why are you wearing white pants in OCTOBER??? But sorry to hear that!
Most of us usually dont recall writers names ...no matter how famous or good a movie is. But his name is attached to tropic thunder and iron man 2 ( fyi). As for his name ... no I didnt recognize it either. But I can remember him from different roles. He may not be up for sexiest man alive ..but that's good ,cause he actually has a brain to fall back on.
As for messing around with A-list Aniston ... it's not like they met by pure coincidence or him stalking her ... he freakin' worked on the same movie as her. Sorry, just not buying the "cling on boyfriend to get ahead" bullshit theory. Maybe he actually LIKES her for who she is ...wow , there's a fuckin' concept.
If the ex (and the rest of the world) are lucky, maybe they will be hit by a bus and she won't have to worry about it anymore and we won't have to see this soccer mom looking FRIENDS STAR shitbag and her equally disturbing old man hipster toolbag pal.
rofl @ sans fards.. you are so right.. and plus it was common knowledge that justin and his ex were on and off more times than angie on a d*ck.. just saying..
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:20pm.
In fairness to Heidi, he CLEARLY had plans to marry her once they'd made it to 15 years of dating.
You don't need to be married to break a vow.
As for Aniston and Theroux, I so don't care. I just wish she'd stop trying to dress like him. Trash and Vaudeville closed a long time ago, Jen, and you don't need to be like Brad, dressing like the person with whom you're doing fucky times. What's next, a not so discreet tattoo of a skull?
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:42pm.
As for him "using Aniston for publicity and to further his career"... um, he already has a career. He's a fuckin' writer AND actor. Doesnt need Aniston to hang out with the likes of Ben Stiller - since he's already been friends with these people for years. You'd think, if anything, Aniston would be a headache for him - constantly being followed (he's a very private person) and having to take on the tabloids. I think the guy has confidence and is actually her equal - he's not some camera man. The man has an education to fall back on and quite the resume. Haters, move along.
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Before he was fucking Aniston, I had NO idea who Theroux was, as most folks.
If I don't know who you are, then you don't matter.
Trust me, he ain't that private or he wouldn't be messing around with a A-List celeb like Aniston. He could have stayed with his quiet, unfamous girlfriend.
Theroux WISHES folks were hating on him. He should live so long...
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There's only one thing for it. I think Heidi should exact her revenge by challenging Jennifer to a dance-off.
Jason Patric?
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Iron does the body good.
Heidi, just come out already and do your 15 minutes of fame with Diane Sawyer or Ann Curry and let the world know that he cheated on you! Otherwise this speculation will go on foreveeer ...
IMO, he checked out of the relationship long ago .. she knew it. And they werent married. No vows were broken. For all we know , she gave him her blessing b/c she was ready to move on too. Why are people slapping the victim label on her?
As for him "using Aniston for publicity and to further his career"... um, he already has a career. He's a fuckin' writer AND actor. Doesnt need Aniston to hang out with the likes of Ben Stiller - since he's already been friends with these people for years. You'd think, if anything, Aniston would be a headache for him - constantly being followed (he's a very private person) and having to take on the tabloids. I think the guy has confidence and is actually her equal - he's not some camera man. The man has an education to fall back on and quite the resume. Haters, move along.
He will end up back with Heidi when it's all said and done. It's inevitable.
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She needs to get over it, breakups are hard, no matter who it happens to..but 14 years of off and on, should give her a clue..Maybe Jen and Justin will make it last..maybe not..just have to wait and see.
I agree stephysteph! She is super-desperate and this relationship won't last any longer than any of the rest of them. How many "boyfriends" has she had in the past 6 - 7 years anyway? (I've lost track). Justin will be out of the picture within six months. And I hope his ex won't take him back in the end.
I am so sure none of you would cry your little eyes out if your boyfrined of years left you for someone who they could gain from.
Cheating is cheating, period. If anyone has ever been cheated on someone who they were not married to, i'm sure they would agree.
Plus NONE of them could "steal" anyone, unless they wanted it.
Jennifer Aniston likes to keep her private life so private, but some how it manages to end up all over the gossip rags. But I am sure she doesn't plan this.
Oh, and yes, Heidi, MOVE ON!!!!
You might need to move to another City or even another country for a while. You don't get your youth back, but keep your dignity.
Aniston THINKS she got the prize, but she's been trying to replace Brad for YEARS. And this guy, like all the other ones, will leave her soon enough and hook up with someone else.
Heidi, don't be the rebound chick and don't contact him anymore.
Let him go. It hurts like hell, but this too will pass... Good luck!!!
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Gah! Fucking DP(and not the good kind)!
I remember when she seemed to be constantly going to Mexico to booze it up with Chelsea Handler. This picture is the total opposite of that.
I don’t know if it’s fair not to take it as seriously just because the poor woman, after 14 years, didn’t have a piece of paper. Fourteen years is a long relationship these days. Justin's a pig for screwing around behind his partner's back and Aniston's a two-faced pig for going along with it. This has NOTHING to do with Angie. This triangle includes ONLY Aniston, Justin and Justin's ex. Stay in the NOW, folks!
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:12pm.
Someone needs to buy Heidi the book "He's Just Not That In To You", and have it delivered STAT!
Seriously, is she that stupid?
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Well, that's 14 years of someone "just not into you". She's not stupid, she's a woman who gave away 14 years of her life so rich, 2nd rated actress can snatch up her man from under her sheets.
I know the Aniston lovers on the board think what she did was okay, or that this 3rd rate hack (okay "Tropic Thunder" wasn't THAT good- it is not a classic) who is using Jen to get ahead in Hollywood, is a swell guy.
But really, she's just getting old and desperate. A bad combination all the way around.
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Aniston is a cheap HYPOCRITE. She's never been a class act ~ never will be! Her and Justin are a well-matched pair of FRAUDS and I feel sorry for his ex. She hasn't been bad-mouthing him, by the way, so those of you who are critisizing her for doing so need to re-read. Phony toads.
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 1:12pm.
Someone needs to buy Heidi the book "He's Just Not That In To You", and have it delivered STAT!
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Or she could watch it on DVD .... although that might sting a bit with Aniston playing her part.
we're gonna have to amend the rule to when the temp drops below 80 & stays there lol...THEN the summer whites are a no. this could work. :)
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AllI want to know is are JT's jacket and boots naturally distressed? Was he with Heidi at the time of the original purchase?
Someone needs to buy Heidi the book "He's Just Not That In To You", and have it delivered STAT!
Seriously, is she that stupid?
I AM ON DAY 2 OF MY MONTHLY VISITOR. DAY 2 IS THE WORST.
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Ugh, my condolences! Day 2 is some For Real dark-sided shit!!
OT: Justin's ex don't wanna see this shit, and frankly, neither do I. Watching this bland bitch try to go "dark and edgy" is so laughably pathetic.
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Someone needs to buy Heidi the book "He's Just Not That In To You", and have it delivered STAT!
Seriously, is she that stupid?
If a guy hasn't made a commitment to you by year two he's just waiting for something better to come along.
And there's a difference between stealing a boyfriend and breaking up a marriage IMHO.
my farts are more interesting than these 2
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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 12:47pm.
we're gonna have to amend the rule to when the temp drops below 80 & stays there lol...THEN the summer whites are a no. this could work. :)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.